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Fleshbot OMG: Caipirinha Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

I was really expecting this to be a creampie movie. Dany De Castro looks a lot like those mannish field hockey-playing girls from my prep school days. "No more cotillions for you, Dany," I thought, "now that you're in porn."

Well, Dany has a dick.

This one (the realization, not the dick) crept up on me.

Should I have guessed by the oddly-placed tattoo? The smallish, muscular breast? Yeah, maybe, but years of sensitivity training has taught me to over look those indicators of penis-having.

Thanks, Fleshbot inservice!

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"Interracial Booty Patrol 5": When Too Much Passion Is Not Enough

Gram Ponante — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:05:05 EDT

Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover.

The face "Interracial Booty Patrol 5" presents to the world features a woman named Envy who is photographed as one part of her watches her little brother playing Rock Band 2 and the other part ... well, see what happens after the gap.

. . .

I mean, at the very least you'd expect her to balance a bowl of chips on her back for the poor guy.

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Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath

Gram Ponante — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:00:21 EDT

I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south.

This DVD is in our possession and we promise to document all the wild goings on therein. We will figure out what the deal is with the dude on the right and see why ur covergirl looks eerily like Tera Patrick on the back cover.

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