Fleshbot: straight, obama

"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need.

Well, at least the imaginary pornographers in this Landline TV video, which envisions what would happen if the Obama Administration hired the nation's top grossing production company to make an educational film about the stimulus package... and that production company turned out to be a porno-making one.

As you may imagine, hijinks ensue... and as for us, well, we're just waiting for Hustler to release "This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX." Any day now, right?

· Lucid Films Presents: "The Stimulus Package" (landlinetv.com)
· Thumbnail: patriot Michelle (juicybucks.com)

Trixie's Got A Crush... On Her Obama Dildo

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:45:00 EST

Tasty Trixie (trixie.com)

Is The First Couple A Fisting Couple?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

We know the Obamas are really affectionate, and we're pretty sure they have great sex—but we gotta say, we never really imagined them as the sort that'd be into fisting.

But then again, we're probably not as informed as this local Fox affiliate, which praises Barack and Michelle for their affectionate relationship (one which apparently includes fisting). Any guesses which one of them is the fister, and which one's the fistee?

Oh wait... she meant to say fist bump. Our bad!

· Barack and Michelle Obama do WHAT together? (youtube.com, via hotmoviesforher.com)

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:30:00 EDT

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump.

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· Real Or Fake?: Nude Photos Of Obama's Mother (nerve.com)

Get Involved In The Political Process With O's For Obama

DCypher — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:30:35 EDT

Now that we've recovered from the excitement of the second installment of All Your Base Are Belong To Us — er, the second presidential debate — we'd like to take a minute to examine some of the sexier moments of the current presidential campaign. Over the ~~longest period of our adult lives~~ course of the campaign, we've seen sexy fan fiction featuring Hilary and Obama, Obama Girl professing her crush on Obama, and, yes, an inescapable barrage of Sarah Palin-inspired porn. But somehow, up until now we haven't seen any practical political porno — the kind of thing we could get interactive with. (Well, unless you count this.)

Which is why we're so happy to see Destin Gerek, a San Francisco-based certified somatic sexologist & self-proclaimed erotic rock star, launch "O’s For Obama," a fantastic way to get off while working for political change. How's it work, you ask? O's is an online global tantric movement that helps us all focus the breath of orgasm collectively towards getting Obama elected. And the best part of all? No matter who ends up inheriting all the Bush Administration’s messes and blunders, you still get to cum your brains out while feeling involved in the political process.

· O's For Obama (osforobama.com)