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Remember Norwegian model and "singer" Lene...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:13:18 EDT

Remember Norwegian model and "singer" Lene Alexandra? Well, we've just been given a closer look at her boobs and don't worry ... they're still ok. You can go back to whatever you were doing now. (dailypoa.com)

Vicky Vette Restores Our Faith In The Democratic Process

Jonnobot — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:24:40 EST

The Texas primaries (and caucuses!) weren't the only things keeping us glued to our screens this week as we breathlessly followed reigning Fleshbot MILF favorite Vicky Vette in her ongoing quest to be elected Miss MySpace USA: after gaining and maintaining an early lead in the vote tally, Vicky found her profile pulled by the site's organizers due to the fact that it linked to her adults-only website and "the threat to minors that it would cause". (Because, you know, all those other babes vying for the title are such paragons of family-friendly virtue themselves.) After much hue and cry by her fan base though, Vicky's candidacy was restored — and she's now offering a special discount to new members of the site to celebrate her impending victory. Who says it doesn't pay to be politically engaged?

· Vicky Vette (official site @ vickyathome.com)
· Vicky Vette @ Miss MySpace USA (missmyspaceusa.com)

Know Your Norwegian Hotties: Linni Meister

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:54:16 EDT

We don't get as many Norwegian babes around these parts as we would like. But maybe the country is smaller than we thought, because all the hot Scandinavian models we've run into seem to be connected somehow. For example, when we first saw these pictures of buxom blonde Linni Meister we initially got her confused with OK boob-haver Lene Alexandra. This turned out to be erroneous, but both Lene and Linni are connected to Miss Norway hopeful/pornstar emeritus Aylar Lie—Lene because of their rumored threeway with a pop star; Linni because she was briefly a member of something called Team Aylar, until the group's namesake booted her out for getting caught in an online sex tape. (Hypocrite says "What"?)

Oh, did we forget to mention the sex tape? You see, Linni's actual claim to fame is doing it with her boyfriend on "Big Brother" (which you can see below.) Don't judge though, because if you can find a quicker route to stardom then fucking someone on a reality TV show, we'd like to hear it.

· Linni Meister - Fucked on Big Brother Norway 2 of 6 (nanolivevideo.com)
· Linni Meister In FHM Norway (boobieblog.com)
· Linni Meister - Big Brother Babe - XXX Tape No 2. (phun.org)
· Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Linni Meister (beyondhollywood.com)

Previously: Lene Alexandra's Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK, Aylar Loves Robbie, Aylar: Pageant Porn Star

Wet Spots: Japan Needs More Fucking!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:15:47 EDT

· Booty princess Vida Guerra has another rump-tastic photoshoot, this time in King magazine. It's good to see her sticking with what works. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Forty percent of Japanese people are not having sex on a regular basis? Maybe if the censors didn't blur out all the good stuff they'd be a little more inspired to get more busy. (foxnews.com)

· "It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave." Whew ... good thing somebody told us that ahead of time! (mcall.com)

· Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" like a naked protest babe. Whatever cause they're fighting for, we're on board. (radosh.net + Wonkette)

· Someone in Norway has had enough of rampant statue nudity and they're going to do something about it! Our statues have got to learn to respect themselves! (aftenposten.no, via Boing Boing)

· Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by testing bed sheets and condoms in his private "lab," there's a pretty good chance he's not on the up and up. (heraldonline.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Lene Alexandra's Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:00:17 EDT

Those of you with very good memories and/or an encyclopedic knowledge of Norwegian sex scandals may remember the name Lene Alexandra from a bit part she played in the life of pornstar-turned-Miss Norway contestant Aylar Lie. Has it really been that long since Aylar alleged that she and Lene had a hotel room romp with British bad boy Robbie Williams? That's all ancient history, of course, but Lene is aiming for the spotlight once again, this time as a crossover pop star. Her strategy is quite bold, since she seems to be unapologetically aiming to fill the blonde bimbo void left by Jessica Simpson's divorce and Britney Spears' insanity with her first single "My Boobs Are OK," a title allegedly inspired by her first words to the public after a minor accident.

The song (which we dare you not to sing along with) and video are a jiggle-tastic salute to her own airheadnesses, and reside somewhere between knowing satire and simple honesty. It's also a loving tribute to her prodigious rack, which she obviously realizes is her number one asset. In fact, Lene may be selling herself short—we'd say that her boobs are more than just "OK." Some of the other descriptors that come to mind: spectacular, outstanding ... aerodynamic?

· "My Boobs Are OK" (YouTube, via adrants.com, via dontlinkthis.net)
· GO BOOBS!!! (lenealexandra.com)
· Bonus: Lene Alexandra yen photo gallery (cel.webby.no)

Previously: Aylar: Pageant Porn Star, Aylar Loves Robbie, The Crashlanders' Vintage Burlesque Show, Still More Sexy Music Videos, More Sexy Music Videos