We suppose it's somewhat shocking that a beautiful woman known primarily for her body and semi-public sexual escapades would offer herself up as an extremely high-priced call girl to lonely businessmen, but at the same time, we're still a bit puzzled by this entirely manufactured scandal. Why would a "journalist" (using the term very loosely) go to the trouble of such an operation simply to embarrass a perfectly harmless woman? Why stand by like a drooling voyeur, egging her on in her dangerous behavior, only so you could later turn around and tsk-tsk her like a gossipy judgmental neighbor. Why lie, cheat, and (possibly) break the law just for a juicy story?

Oh, right ... money. Which is exactly why she fucks strange business men in the Bahamas. What a whore, huh?

· "Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer" (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via goldenfiddle.com)

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"Click Me" is their new weekly feature looking at sex purely in the online world, and while the topics so far seem very Cybering 101 (finding a partner, a fetish, a Second Life), we suppose any newspaper willing to dedicate valuable space to the wildly popular, but under-appreciated virtual realms deserves some credit. (No0bs need love too.) Can it stay interesting and relevant for beginners and expert cyberfuckers? Can it (or should it) ever replace the soft fleshy pleasures of a traditional sex column? Only time and our new custom made VR goggles will tell.

· "Work Those Pink Panties: Exploring Fetishes Through Cybersex" (villagevoice.com)

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· Newspapers and websites appeal to the lowest common denominator and use cheap, tawdry tactics to grab attention. In other news, look at these tits! (brisbanetimes.com.au)

· No, really: look at these tits. Though the asses ain't bad either. (Michelle Marsh and Lindsey Anne Strutt @ dailyniner.com)

· An elementary school discovers the hard way that their educational videos were recorded over someone's used porn tapes. That's just good recycling. (wsls.com)

· Since the weather is finally pleasant around here, how about some nude gardening? Your thumb won't be the only thing that's green ... wink, wink. (earthtimes.org)

· A New York man is suing the makers of a health drink because he says it gave him a permanent erection. To be fair, it was called Boost Plus. (news.com.au)

· Letter to the Editor of the Day: "Our culture is on the skids!" You say that like it's a bad thing. (mainetoday.com)

· Remember the "Rad Girls"? Well, they may think subway pole dancing is a great "prank," but it's a lot tamer than what we saw on our commute this morning. Don't worry, they still managed to work farting in there. (maximonline.com)

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Thumbnail boobies courtesy Ashley Robbins (bustycafe.net)

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· She might have barely cracked the top 60 in this hemisphere, but Keeley Hazell is at least still the sexiest woman in the world according to FHM's Austalian readers. Which proves that Australia is even more sensible than we may have given them credit for. (brisbanetimes.com.au, via hollywoodtuna.com)

· New (and very, very depressing) research suggests that oral sex may cause throat cancer. And we thought lockjaw was the only thing you had to worry about. (newscientist.com - thanks [?] Mike)

· Want to enter the exciting and lucrative world of Nerve Personals blogging? These handy templates make it easy—and you won't even have to go on any lousy dates to do it! (datehole.com)

· Nightclubs are installing more stripper poles so that the regular customers can get in on the action. Remember when it used to be called "Amateur Night"? (wcbstv.com)

· This letter to the editor writer is really proud of Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood. Probably not proud enough to score a date with her, but it's a nice effort. (gazettetimes.com)

· Poor Donald Duck. He's always getting himself into crazy situations like stumbling upon a sexy babe in the jungle and forgetting to bring his condoms. (Boing Boing)

· This video about internet porn statistics is so informative, you'll want to watch it again and again. And again. So much learning! (YouTube, via goodmagazine.com)

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· Lindsay Lohan is very shiny. Isn't she overdue for some truly insane public behavior? (egotastic.com, more @ drunkenstepfather.com)

· An artist plans to install 30 full-size nude male sculptures on rooftops all over London in a completely sensible plan that shouldn't cause anyone to get upset ever. (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Is video upload site XXX Uploads the target of jihad? Whatever happened to the good old fashioned fatwa? (ghettowebmaster.com)

· In what may be the strangest piece of royal gossip ever (and that's saying something) the future King and Queen of England may have broken up because of ... German porn maestro Klaus Harmony? For a dead guy, he's got one heck of a press agent. (pugbus.net)

· State lawmakers in Utah want to ban open wi-fi networks. Why? Because of the childrens of course! (kutv.com)

· Letter To The Editor Of The Day: "Come on, TV entertainers ... Your children are watching porn!" (pressconnects.com)

· Sex workers in India "employing" men to act as "partners" for "social and emotional support." Next week, India learns about the Pimp Cup. (indiatimes.com)

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· We're struggling to find new words to describe babes like Patricia Manterola. We guess the old ones like "hot," "smoking," and "boobalicious" will have to do. (latenightpictures.com)

· An elementary school principal gets caught on tape having sex with two different teachers and the parents got a copy of the DVD. Finally, a school sex scandal we can get behind! (wbbm780.com)

· Can you judge a sex book by its cover? Of course you can. (bookslut.com, via sexuality.about.com)

· Headline of the week: "King beats off Italian panty challenge". We don't think that needs an explanation, do you? (thelocal.se, via Fark)

· More letter to the editor goodness: "There is no need to go into detail and explain how to give or receive any type of sexual act." Well, we don't read newspapers for the news. (uwaterloo.ca)

· Geez, can't a church put up a few billboards with people having sex on them without a bunch of goody-goodys getting bent out of shape? (firstcoastnews.com)

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· ABC News does some hardcore investigative journalism and finds out that some pornstars are popular outside of porn! We might have to give these "Jenna Jameson" and "Belladonna" characters a closer look. (abcnews.go.com)

· Here are some helpful pointers for shooting your own homemade smut. The most important tip: Always have sex with beautiful people. (uwaterloo.ca)

· Reno, Nevada, piles on Joe Francis and indicts him for tax evasion, even though he's already in jail in Florida. It's almost as though people don't like him. (lasvegassun.com)

· Angry letters to student newspapers make us smile. Why don't they have a "best pair of breasts of the week" award anyway? (purdueexponent.com)

· UK drinkers can no longer buy a Belgian beer with sorta naked girls on the bottle. Getting piss drunk and hitting on real girls is still allowed, of course. (abc.net.au + drinksint.com)

· Two college swimmers got kicked off their team for streaking, even though they were wearing only slightly less clothing than normal. You want them to move fast, don't you? (thestate.com, via Deadspin)

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