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Along with Megan Reece here, four out of...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:50:26 EDT

Along with Megan Reece here, four out of five former dental hygienists who became pornstars agree: semen is better for your teeth than toothpaste. So from now on, remember to rinse before you swallow. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:10:08 EDT

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right?

OK, so it might look a little sparse at the moment (we do want to cover more than what's happening on the coasts, you know), but that's were you come in: If you have a sexy porn event—or a porny sex event—that you'd us to include, drop us a note at calendar (AT) fleshbot (DOT) com and our magical computer gerbils will add it to the list. Maybe someday they'll even get aorund to making it a pin-up version ... but then no one would look at the dates, would they?

· Fleshbot Calendar (google.com)

Best police blotter item ever?: "A 38-year-old...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:25:20 EDT

Best police blotter item ever?: "A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died." (It's sad about that poor dog, though.) (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Meanwhile, here in the U.S., men are doing...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:56:27 EST

Meanwhile, here in the U.S., men are doing more and more of the traditional housework—and getting laid more as a result. We don't know how this Franco-American alliance is working, but whatever you guys have figured out to get yourselves more action, keep doing it. (afp.google.com + xinhuanet.com)

This just in: Pre-Christian era Swedish...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:37:48 EST

This just in: Pre-Christian era Swedish Viking women dressed like high class hookers! Keep in mind, though, that these are Vikings; it doesn't take much to be "provocative" around them. (livescience.com)

It's been a banner weekend for UK tabloids...

Jonnobot — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:06:33 EST

It's been a banner weekend for UK tabloids as the Sun publishes a photo exposé on "libstick lesbian" celebs (= hot babes kissing) and a boobtastic department store ad spoof (= exactly what it sounds like). If the NY Times had this sort of content in the Sunday Style section, we might actually pay to have it delivered instead of stealing it from our neighbor's porch every week! (thesun.co.uk - thanks Blakeley)

A "sex ring" of madly texting young Japanese...

Violet Blue — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:28:44 EST

A "sex ring" of madly texting young Japanese schoolgirl sex workers was recently busted when their use of text shorthand to solicit older male clients was decoded. Arrests have been made, but now we're wondering if our editor's bourbon-soaked use of LOLcat-speak editorial decrees during Mardi Gras means more than we think. No wonder the interns twitch nervously looking at their iPhones. (mdn.mainichi.jp, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

You'll never be confused in a strip club...

Fleshbot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:27:18 EDT

You'll never be confused in a strip club again once you memorize this list of the five types of strippers. Unfortunately, the kind who pay you to watch them and then cooks you a steak afterwards isn't one of them. (doubleviking.com)