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"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass

DCypher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh?

We're not entirely certain what that portends, but one thing we do feel safe predicting is that fans of the big ass genre have plenty to love about this release.

Naomi, Tia Sweets, Ava Rose, Lorena Sanchez, Riley, Richelle Ryan, Nikki Kane, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lynn, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and Kirra Lynne comprise the cast of this master tribute to phat ass goodness—so pretty much any way you slice it, you're going to find something that you love.

We were particularly amused by Tia Sweets's gorgeous young bubble, as was her partner Mr. Pete, judging from the shit eating grin emblazoned across his grill.

The rest of the cast is hot and in their prime, including a fresh faced, blond Ava Rose, the early Naomi with her magical anal wiggle, ripe and ready Alexis "Goddamn!" Texas, and fresh off the bus Sunny Lane. Pound for pound, this may be the best the series has to offer to date.

"I Love Big Butts 6" comes out on the 8th—but you can live Sir Mixalot's dream right now by checking out our sneak cheek gallery.

Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Babeland Finds A New Way For The Mojito To Lubricate Your Sex Life

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:30:01 EDT

If, like us, you've grown weary of blowjobs that taste like "chocolate" and "strawberry" (or—god no—"banana"), consider picking up some of Babeland's new Babelicious flavored lube.

The glycerin-free, water-based lube comes in flavors like Dulce de Leche, Mojito Peppermint, and Pomegranate Vanilla—and while we can't guarantee that they taste any better than "banana," at least they sound a whole lot more fancy.

· Babelicious Lube (babeland.com)

New Zealand's Nicky Watson makes us hungry...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:49:57 EDT

New Zealand's Nicky Watson makes us hungry for some kiwi. (We're talking about the fruit, you pervs. What could you have possibly thought we meant?) (sexypix.thumblogger.com + clynemodels.com)

Hong Kong Celebrities Turn Random Sex Pictures Into Major Interweb Scandal

Jonnobot — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:53:10 EST

When someone sent us a link to some dirty photos allegedly starring actor Edison Chen earlier this week, we had to admit we weren't really interested — after all, our knowledge of Hong Kong movie stars is pretty limited and besides, how many of you reading this even know who Edison Chen is anyway? (Hint: he appeared in "Grudge 2", which we know you didn't see so don't even lie.) So we figured they pretty much ended up being just photos of some random guy getting a blowjob, and since we see plenty of those around here every day we figured it wasn't exactly newsworthy.

Little did we know until this morning, though, that said photos were part of a larger cache of pics of various Hong Kong celebrities which are the center of a fairly large (and growing) scandal this week, even if reps for some of the celebs in question say that the photos were somehow digitally altered as part of the "irresponsible prank" that led them to be posted on the interweb. So keep in mind as you're peeping them yourself that they're not just some random naked people — in another part of the world, they're famous random naked people. Which makes them a lot more interesting. Right?

· "Update: Edison Chen has sex pictures" (theblemish.com)
·"Leaked Sex Pics Of Edison Chen and Actresses Causes An Arrest And Major Chinese Scandal" (taxidrivermovie.com)
·"Hong Kong police arrest suspect in connection with purported racy star photos" (Yahoo!)

The "Boobs on Bikes" parade is returning...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:15:20 EDT

The "Boobs on Bikes" parade is returning to Auckland, New Zealand, thanks to overwhelming local popularity. What do you think accounts for that: the bikes? Or is it something else? (news.sawf.org)