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Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl.

And yet they have: "Veggie Love"—and ad celebrating the joys of vegetarian sex—was deemed far too lascivious for primetime. Specifically, NBC objected to the following shots:

- licking pumpkin
- touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
- pumpkin from behind between legs
- rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
- screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
- asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
- licking eggplant
- rubbing asparagus on breast

Well, someone was paying close attention to that ad....

· "Veggie Love": PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad (peta.org)
· NBC's Sexually-Explicit Super Bowl Ad Rejection Makes Us Blush (peta.org)

Mommas, Please Let Your Babies Grow Up To Marry Centerfolds

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

On Monday, we alerted you to the fact that reality dating show "Momma's Boys" would be a little more interesting than your standard NBC fare—and by "interesting," we mean "full of centerfolds."

Last night, the show debuted; and, not surprisingly, there was a bit of fanfare over the career choices of some of the ladies. Stacy revealed that she had (gasp!) posed for Playboy nine years ago, while Erica chose to keep her Penthouse present under wraps. We hate to admit it, but we're kinda interested in seeing where this all goes. We might have to keep watching—until the centerfolds are eliminated, at least.

Who Will Survive "MILF Island"?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:55:39 EDT

Last night, America was glued to its televisions for the season finale of everybody's favorite reality survival show, "MILF Island". (OK, so you actually had to watch the return of "30 Rock" to find out what happens when you put 20 hot mommies and 50 eighth-grade boys on a deserted island with no rules. but it was still exciting.) Who will survive the gauntlet at Erection Cove? And who will be forced to hang up her bikini top while someone else is crowned queen of all the moms that young men want to ... you know? You'll just have to tune in and find out.

· MILF Island: 30 Rock (watch the whole episode @ hulu.com)
· MILF Island T-Shirt (nbcuniversalstore.com)

Let Us Now Praise Katrina Bowden

Fleshbot — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:46:49 EDT

Cerie
Uploaded by goldenfiddle

She may be listed as a "minor character" in "30 Rock" by those who probably watch the show more closely than we do, but as far as we're concerned Katrina Bowden's Cerie is pretty much the main reason we tune in to begin with. What insanely skimpy outfits will she be showing up for work in this week? To what bumbling heights of folder-dropping distraction will she drive the male writers to while bending down to pick up something? And most importantly, was that an actual nipple that slipped past NBC's censors? This ~~borderline obsessive~~ lovingly crafted montage video will give you an idea of Cerie's (and Katrina's) adorable appeal (and alas, tells us that the answer to that last question is probably no.) Someone give that girl an Emmy already!

· Video Cerie (dailymotion.com, via Goldenfiddle)

Check out more of Cerie's workplace shenanigans after the jump.

· "30 Rock: Kenneth gets Cerie's underpants" (YouTube)

See also:
· "Katrina Bowden - puts the 'hot' into 30 Rock" (darkmatt.blogspot.com)
· "Hot Complex: Katrina Bowden" (complex.com)

Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy: The Naked Apprentice

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 May 2007 11:50:48 EDT

What does it take to bump Playboy's Playmate of the Year off the cover of her own issue? Start with the enticing aroma of the Donald Trump empire, then add a nice set of cans, and you have your answer in Kristine Lefebvre. Yet another reality show reject, Kristine was booted from among the final six contestants of the most recent season of "The Apprentice"—should we include the stink of failure in that formula?—but she hasn't let the unapproving glare of the Donald keep her from snagging a much-heralded cover spread in the June issue of Playboy. No matter how hot she may be, you wouldn't think a reality show contestant would Trump (get it?) a Playmate of the Year, but once you've beaten cancer like Kristine has, little Sara Jean Underwood and a billionaire with a bad hairdo are just pushovers.

· Behind the Scenes Video - Kristine Lefebvre (playboy.com)
· Kristine Lefebvre - Official site (kristinelefebvre.com)
· Kristine Lefebvre - Playboy June 2007 (hoochiemumma2.blogcindario.com)
· The Apprentice Season 6 (nbc.com)

Previously: Sara Jean Underwood Makes The Best Playmate (Of The Year), Celebrity Sex Tapes Are Toast(ee), Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Louise Porter: From TV To Totty