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It's Eternal Summer (Blowjobs) With Naudia Nyce

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST

It may be snowing here in New York, but it's warm and sunny somewhere—and wherever that happens to be, Naudia Nyce (who bears a strong resemblance to Nadia Nyce) is happily giving a blowjob.

Airfares being as expensive as they are, we are regrettably unable to join Ms. Nyce on her blowjob-filled vacation; but thanks to the power of the internet, we're able to watch her wherever she goes. (And with the magic of POV-technology, it's almost as good as the real thing! Almost.)

· Naudia Nyce POV Blowjob Delight (pornhub.com)

My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:40:39 EDT

Veteran porn dude Tom Byron announced today that he has just finished shooting "Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two". The reason he is hyping the movie now, before it is even available, is because, he says, "This is probably the best two girl asseating movie ever made. Come to think of it, it's the only two girl asseating movie ever made." Well, except for "Pearl Harbor."

From the press release: "I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I've done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once... you get the idea! I thought, 'why not make a movie about it?' And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born."

We assure you that these are Before photos.

"Asseaters Unanimous 16" also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we're already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

Kirsten Price And Power Tools: A Look Back

Gram Ponante — Fri, 23 May 2008 16:40:01 EDT

Since we once attempted to varnish the Fleshbot coffeetable over Memorial Day weekend, we dusted off the ancient (2005!) "Strapon Toyz" to get in the mood for some home improvement. Even more intriguing than the power drill-powered vibrators was the fact that several of these sturdy pornstresses have bucked tradition and are still making movies three years later.

We told you recently that Tommy Gunn, who directed this movie, likes building things. Here Naudia Nyce is serviced by a woman named Sophia with some Gunn-modified pneumatic tools.

What happened to Sophia? No idea. But lost in current pornography is the scene where women take off their jumpsuits and have nothing on underneath. Jumpsuits. No one wears jumpsuits anymore.

That's Rita Faltoyano working on Shy Love. And Shy Love has indeed had some work done since 2005. No judgment implied - we like all building projects.

· Assassin Pictures (assassinpictures.com)
· Buy "Strapon-Toyz" (gamelink.com)