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Isabella Rossellini Takes "Green Porno" Under The Sea

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Last year, Isabella Rossellini taught us about the birds and the bees—or at least the bees—in her bug porn spectacular, "Green Porno." From fireflys to spiders to snails, no insect sex life was left unexamined.

But Isabella's interested in more than just bugs—that's why season two of "Green Porno" leaves the land and goes under the sea, taking peek at the mating habits of all sorts of ocean life. Get a sneak peak in the teaser video below, and be sure to check out the series on Sundance Channel's website when it launches April 1.

· "Green Porno" (sundancechannel.com)

If you've been itching to see the full version...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:10:59 EDT

If you've been itching to see the full version of Isabella Rosselini's bug porn, relief is at hand (or mandible): the full version is now available online. At long last, we finally know how earthworms do it! (sundancechannel.com via Boing Boing)

Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:51:34 EST

Furries get a lot of grief for their unusual habits, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to a big cuddly bear or a cute bunny rabbit? They're very huggable. But a creepy crawly spider or a slimy snail? That might cause the heebie-jeebies for most, but not legendary hottie Isabella Rossellini. She's starring in a series of short films, premiering at the Sundance and Berlin Film Fesitvals, where she dresses up like various bugs and then humps the bejezzus out of cartoonish papercraft lovers. (Sound familiar?) Oh, and she always plays the male.

It's supposed to be educational or something—even if bug nerds say she's wrong about the whole praying mantis eating her lover's head off legend—but we're really just interested in watching a hot older woman mate with giant insects. We haven't found the full clips online yet, but look below for a preview and hear what it is about translucent wings and hairy legs that turns Isabella on so much.

· INTERVIEW: GREEN PORNO (full length) (sundancechannel.com)
· Isabella Rossellini Does Bug Porn (twitchfilm.net; also spotted @ Tiny Nibbles + Boing Boing)
· Green Porno: part 2 (membracid.wordpress.com)

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