Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

· "Tunnel Vision 3" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:27:23 EST

Day One is winding down here at the AEE and just like any first time, it was confusing, occasionally painful, and at times downright embarrassing. But it was also a day we won't soon forget.

Check out some of our soon-to-be-cherished memories after the jump.

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(Note: Before we go any further, we should mention that we have that other people with better cameras and more talent also covering the show floor, and you'll be hearing from them shortly. We'll get the hang of this "photo" technology eventually.)

Nadia Styles works hard in Naughty America's classroom to make sure that all her papers are graded correctly.

Did you know that by law, your hair may never be curlier than Audrey Hollander's?

Yes, that snake is alive and no you may not pet it. (Or them.)

Jada Fire has something she wants to show you.

Sunny Lane's décolletage will also be signing autographs, but only if you ask nicely first.

Savannah Samson's star wattage is so high, this was as close as we could get to her. Maybe tomorrow we'll muster up the courage to move in.

Fleshbot: straight, nadia styles

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time