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Shocking Miss Universe Naked Porn Scandal!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:09:34 EDT

The world of international beauty contests has been rocked by a stunning revelation about the past of current Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. It turns out that before she began her career as a beauty contestant, she used to be ... a model! And as you all know, being a model sometimes requires you to pose without clothes on, even if all your private parts are tastefully covered up in the end product. Delicate sensibilities have naturally been offended (allegedly), but in the most shocking twist of all, the Miss Universe organization could not care less—Dayana will not lose her title the way she lost her clothes. Once again, the universe is saved!

· "Miss Nudie-verse" (thesun.co.uk)

Dayana Mendoza Is The Hottest Chick In The Universe

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:00:29 EDT

Cheers to Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza for winning the Miss Universe crown last night—and jeers to Miss USA for tripping on her dress, again. When did our country get so bad at walking? (telegraph.co.uk + timesonline.co.uk; more photos @ yahoo.com + missuniverse.com)

Just a reminder that the Miss Universe Pageant...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:55:12 EDT

Just a reminder that the Miss Universe Pageant is coming up this weekend, so you still have a chance to do some research on your favorite country (and its representative babe) before placing your bets. We've got a good feeling about Miss Norway, but we tend to have good feelings about any attractive woman in a swimsuit and high heels. Besides, there are so many nations and so little time ... (missuniverse.com - thanks AJ)

The Secrets Of Miss Universe

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:22:59 EDT

It's not every day you get to see the universe without her clothes on, unless you have a subscription to Playboy Mexico in which case you can peruse your back issues to see Miss Universe herself—1996's winner Alicia Machado—in all her glory. It seems the former beauty queen (who was actually Miss Venezuela) has had a quite a time for herself below our borders and below our radar since giving up the crown over 10 years ago.

Her whirlwind "career" has involved acting, modeling, a broken engagement to baseball slugger Bobby Abreu, and letting most of the Spanish-speaking world watch her have sex on camera, Big Brother reality show style. (Those last two items might be related.) She capped it all off with a Playboy spread last year that was so successful, she's been called up to the big leagues and will appear with new photos in the American edition next month. If we've learned anything about her so far, it's that Alicia is not shy, so this review of her previous "work" offers quite a preview of what's to come.

· ALICIA MACHADO IN PLAYBOY (darchtimes.com)

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· Alicia Machado Ex Miss Venezuela (metacafe.com, via toxicmagazine.com)
· Alicia Machado Bio (Wikipedia)

Miss Universe 2007: Japan's Rising Sun

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:25:43 EDT

We were too hung over on barbecue ribs last night to catch the Miss Universe pageant, and believe it or not, we're kind of sad we missed it. This year's finals featured the first Rastafarian contender, a bald chick, Miss USA falling on stage (and getting booed by the NAFTA-hating Mexico City crowd) and an upset win by Riyo Mori, the tall drink of water from Japan. And because a beauty pageant just isn't a beauty pageant without a topless photo scandal, some old modeling pics of Miss Czech Republic conveniently resurfaced just in time for the event. (We suppose that, technically, she is not wearing a top.) It sounds like it had something for everyone, even if you like to pick your own winner based solely on the swimsuit competition. We'll be keeping an eye on Japan, however, because if they're now adding leggy superbabes to their list of exports there will soon be no stopping them.

· Miss Japan crowned Miss Universe 2007 (story + slideshow @ yahoo.com)
· Miss Japan upsets Universe (brisbanetimes.com.au)
· Lucie Hadasova Topless Pictures Heat Up Miss Universe Contest (toxicmagazine.com)
· Miss Universe 2007 (missuniverse.com)

Previously: New Miss Great Britain Yet To Be Brought Down By Scandal, Miss Australia "Nude" Scandal, Celebrity Cameltoe Watch™: Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007, Meet (And Grope!) Miss Nevada, (Former) Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd in Playboy, Miss Universe 2006, Natalie Glebova, Miss Universe 2005