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Mischa Barton's Nipples Patriotically Shine Through Her Shirt

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Mischa Barton may reserve her topless movie appearances for foreign TV and straight-to-DVD movies sold outside of the States...but at least she still lets us glimpse her nipples through her shirt here in the good ol' US of A.

Mischa Barton (egotastic.com)
Mischa Barton (egotastic.com)
Mischa Barton (egotastic.com)

The Secret, Topless Life Of Mischa Barton

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We knew Mischa Barton sometimes moonlights in the nude in direct-to-DVD movies—but did you also know that she's appeared topless in movies that skip the DVD stage and go straight to foreign television?

Yes, these clips come from a very poorly dubbed version of "Assasination of a High School President," which, alas, we'll probably never seen in full. Though if any of our foreign readers happen to catch it on TV, please let us know (and tell us if there are more boob shots!)

[Note to Jessica Biel: See? Things could have been way worse for you!]

· Mischa Barton Nude Videos from Assasination of a High School President (egotastic.com)

The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie!

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

Mischa Barton Would Like Your Attention

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

First we saw Mischa Barton's panties... and now she's taken her top off for, of all things, an Italian tech magazine. We don't really know what's going on—but we're pretty sure we like it.

· Mischa Barton Jack Magazine 2009 (icelebpics.com)

What Color Are Mischa Barton's Panties?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Many of life's great mysteries may go unsolved, but at least we can all die happy knowing that this upskirt shot reveals the color and style of Mischa Barton's panties.

· Mischa Barton Forgets to Cross Her Legs (Apparently This is News) We Have Pictures (nerve.com)

Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:10:02 EDT

Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today!

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Celebrity NippleWatch™: Mischa Barton Gets Out Of Costume

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:45:11 EDT

Sources tell us that Mischa Barton is an actress who used to appear on a television show that was very popular with the young kids a few years back, but now she holds most of her performances on gossip blogs and in front of paparazzi cameras. Oh, and in direct-to-DVD movies that have been dubbed into Spanish. The biggest advantage to that format, of course, is the opportunity for a gratuitous nude scene in a World War II period drama. Maybe it isn't accompanied by a hip indie rock soundtrack like her old job was, but life is all about tradeoffs.

· Closing the Ring (2007) (imdb.com)
· More @ Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Wet Spots: Mischa Barton Is Out And About

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 May 2007 19:46:28 EDT

· If you're completely incapable of wearing a shirt properly and your entire boob is just hanging out there for all to see, we guess that technically counts as a nipple slip too. Score one more for Mischa Barton! (toxicmagazine.com + idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· The paparazzi at the Cannes Film Festival booed Pamela Anderson for not cooperating. Any booing heard at her film is entirely coincidental. (bodogbeat.com)

· If you're a business student and you can't find a way to make a profit on college girl bikini calendars, you should probably just change your major right now. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Meet the Rhode Island School of Design's ice hockey team, the Nads and their faithful mascot, Scrotie. They're art students, man. Don't hate. (risd.dailyjolt.com)

· Radar Magazine discovers amateur porn. Next month: Have you heard of these things called "blogs"?(radaronline.com)

· Oh by the way, that place in D.C. where rich people take their limousines to watch live girls dance in the nude? Not a strip club. And these dollar bills in our wallet are not a tip. (washingtoncitypaper.com)

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