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If We See Any More Miranda Kerr, We're Going To Scream

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

That is, we're going to have a screaming orgasm because she is so attractive and it isn't helping our obsession. That's what we meant.

All in all, this shoot for V Magazine doesn't show much skin. But it's not quantity that counts, only the gorgeous butt counts.

· Miranda Kerr Gets Cheeky For V Magazine (hollywoodtuna.com)

Miranda Kerr's Nipple Gets A Breath Of Fresh Air

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

A woman who makes a living posing in her underwear is bound to have the occasional nip slip now and again. We're just glad that this specific Miranda Kerr nip slip happened to be caught on camera. (egotastic.com)

Whatever Miranda Kerr Is Selling, We're Buying

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Q: Why is Miranda Kerr lying here without any clothes on?

A: Because someone's paying her to promote their skin cream, duh. (egotastic.com)

Miranda Kerr Unveils Brand New Victoria's Secret Line

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

These shots come from a recent Victoria's Secret photo shoot where, we guess, Miranda Kerr was modeling the company's brand new monokini. A brilliant addition to their swimwear line—as long as they don't sell them in France.

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Miranda Kerr: Not A Niptease

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Just yesterday, we came across a set of "nude" photos of Miranda Kerr, which we immediately passed on due to their lack of showing any of the naughty bits. Well, perhaps our dismissal was premature.

It seems another photo from the same set has surfaced—and this one actually gives a glimpse of, not one, but two nipples. Is it our lucky day or what? (It is. Just like every other day where Miranda Kerr shows her boobs.)

· Miranda Kerr Nude! (egotastic.com)

Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Long time readers of the 'bot are, no doubt, familiar with the Pirelli calendar—that bit of tire shilling goodness that manages to get famous women from all around the world to take off their tops.

This year's edition—which was recently featured in Vanity Fair, in a behind the scenes look at the action—happens to feature Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojilkovic. So much hotness, all in one place? Be still our hearts (and, ahem, parts).

Victoria's Secret Hits The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

Sure, it's almost winter here in New York (and in many other places, for that matter), but why should that stop Victoria's Secret from hitting the beach for an all-bikini photo shoot? On the one hand, we're jealous of the models and their fun in the sun. On the other hand, just looking at these girls is making us feel a little warmer... well, at least in one party of our body, anyway. Photos after the jump.

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· Photo Source: Bauer-Griffin Online (bauergriffinonline.com)

Australian model and professional glamourpuss...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:30:38 EDT

Australian model and professional glamourpuss Miranda Kerr went "topless" for the latest issue of Men's Style. Maybe we're just picky, but we liked it better when you could actually see her nipple. (thesun.co.uk)

Miranda Kerr Goes (Kinda) Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:03:00 EDT

Given our strict standards for topless photos, we can't really say that we've seen Miranda Kerr's boobs. But we have seen something: despite her efforts to hide her charms, one of the Victoria's Secret model's nipples still manages to peek out and say hello during her poolside vacation. (And don't forget about the sideboob!). Hey, we'd happily page through photos of Miranda Kerr simply sunning herself in a bikini anyway. Wouldn't you? Gallery after the jump.

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