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Goodbye For Now, Eva Angelina (See You Next Year!)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:30:15 EDT

Those who follow the porn gossip grapevine may be aware that delicate flower Eva Angelina is, as they say, knocked up. The good news is that the reigning AVN Best Actress insists that having a baby will not be the beginning of the end of her career—rather it's "just the end of the beginning." The bad news is ... no more Eva Angelina until at least the summer of 2009! So what are we to do? Fortunately, there's still a vast trove of Eva material available on the web and in your DVD collection, so hopefully you can use the time to peruse her back catalog and catch up on any scenes you may have missed. (There sure are a lot of them!) Or you can sit in a dark corner crying your sad little eyes out for the next 12 months. It's your choice, but maybe our tribute to pre-preggers Eva will help with your decision.

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· Eva Angelina in Creampie Surprise (pre-boob job!) (RedTube)

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· Threesome (Megarotic)

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· Solo (Megarotic)

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· Anal (Megarotic)

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· Eva Angelina - Conviction (RedTube)

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· Eva Angelina Discusses Pregnancy Leave (avn.com)
· Fleshbot's Eva Angelina Archive

Eva Herzigova Shows Off Her Naked Baby Bumps (All Of Them)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:36:25 EDT

Posing for a naked photoshoot while pregnant is a time-honored celebrity tradition, but with rare exceptions, it's usually limited to a tasteful hand-over-nipples shot on the cover of a respected lady magazine. However, when you're a famous supermodel that isn't afraid to take her clothes off on a normal day, sometimes you have to up the ante a bit. We just learned that Eva Herzigova is pregnant via a hazy backyard frolic that shows a lot more than just the profile of a bare belly. Maybe the masks and the naughty apple biting are a bit more saucy than you'd expect, but perhaps if you've seen one miracle of life in action, you haven't seen them all.

· Eva Herzigova is Naked and Pregnant (egotastic.com)

We were wondering why we hadn't seen Michelle...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:01:34 EST

We were wondering why we hadn't seen Michelle Marsh cavorting with Lucy Pinder recently, but then we learned yesterday that she's pregnant. However, that doesn't seem to have hurt her modeling career—or her cup size. (drunkenstepfather.com)

Apparently, marketing sexy lingerie to pregnant...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:28:06 EDT

Apparently, marketing sexy lingerie to pregnant women isn't as popular as we thought. Hey, at least we figured out what Victoria's secret is. (stuff.co.nz)

Playboy Attempts To Deliver Your Boobs On Time

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:35:29 EDT

In their tradition of snagging celebrity models long after they've reached their peak as celebrities, the cover of Playboy's August edition stars actress Garcelle Beauvais, who is best known for starring on two TV shows that came and went in the earlier part of this decade. Fortunately, she hasn't ceased to be hot, even when you consider that she's currently pregnant with twins. Nothing against Garcelle and her MILF-to-be body, but if Playboy wants to stay a little more current maybe they should continue to follow the example of their Brazilian edition, which features local Big Brother contestant Mariana Felicio: for all we know she's on TV right now, though when you consider the shelf life of your average reality show contestant getting them naked in time to make your publishing deadline is a race against the clock. Hmm, maybe that could be its own reality show?

· Garcelle Beauvais - Playboy August 2007 + Mariana Felicio - Big Brother Brazil (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked, Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy: The Naked Apprentice, Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Cindy Margolis In Playboy (Finally)

Myleene Klass Loves The Classics

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:36:39 EDT

It takes a special kind of celebrity—like Ghost-era Demi Moore—to get away with posing naked on a magazine cover while pregnant. It's takes a less-special kind—like Federline-era Britney Spears—to copycat her. By the time we work our way down to someone like Myleene Klass ... well, we're not saying she isn't a talented individual, we just honestly don't know her well enough to judge. The British pop star/model/celebrity reality show contestant/classical pianist (seriously) has certainly got the pose down on the new Glamour magazine, but it doesn't seem to carry the same impact it might have several years ago. The boobs are still swollen, but maybe it's the pregnant celebrities that have gotten smaller. (See Myleene in her more svelte days after the jump.)

· "Myleene Klass does naked pregnant pose for magazine" (chinadaily.com.cn)
· More Myleene pictures here + here (hollywoodtuna.com)
· Myleene Klass (Wikipedia)

Previously: Britney Spears in Harper's Bazaar, Ana Voog: Celebrating Ten Years (Of Being Naked), Mommy, Where Do MILFs Come From?, Pregnant Erotica Megagallery