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"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

DCypher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going.

Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:45:09 EDT

There's so much we could say about these lovely Latinas — and none of it has anything to do with their being hot tamales from south of the border! (We would never be that cheap.) Some of it has to do with our love of dark hair and those fabled Latina asses ... and some of it is simply because Fleshbot reader Stewie Griffin requested today's roundup of luscious Latinas. After the jump, find out why everything's hotter down south.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Better Late Than Never: Meet Scarlet O'Whora

Gram Ponante — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:58:24 EST

If you thought, "I don't care if the compilation 'Freaky Fuckin' Dykes 2'" is good or not, I just feel compelled to see someone named Scarlet O'Whora" ... well, you're invited to the next Fleshbot Commenters Cocktail Hour, because we felt the exact same way.

Alas, O'Whora is no more-a. The Londoner left The Business soon after whatever movie the compilation sampled from was made in 2004, and we assume she lives a better life in some fantastic place. If you're out there, Scarlet—seen here smooching a pre-boobjob Mikayla—we do give a damn. We do. (And say hello to Strokahontas for us!)

· Buy "Freaky Fuckin' Dykes 2" (gamelink.com)
· Scarlet O'Whora (nee Haze) on the IAFD (iafd.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Photoplay: Marco Banderas Is One Fortunate Gardener

Gram Ponante — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:25:59 EDT

Digital Playground's "Deeper 6" is the logical sequel to "Being There", with Marco Banderas succeeding Peter Sellers as the luckiest gardener alive.

Join us after the gap for Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla, Banderas, Scott Nails, someone named Fiona, and the sexiest nursing bra ever.

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Banderas is the gardener for two adjacent homes occupied by spicy brunettes. While his voyeuristic efforts are foiled by bride-to-be Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla, clearly a Univision game show spokesmodel, offers a consolation prize.

Bitoni and her intended share a few moments away from the watchful gaze of the gardener.

We don't know why there are nipple holes in Bitoni's bra. Moths? Shotgun wedding?

We don't even know why Mikayla put on the mask when she went inside. We always don masks when we go outside, to aid in our crimefighting efforts.

Clearly Mikayla is not Fiona. Perhaps she blocked out Banderas' groinal tattoo to avoid heartbreak. Just another example of why relationships between gentry and manual labor are doomed to sadness.

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· Buy "Deeper 6" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

Erotica L.A. Dispatch: Mikayla De Mi Corazon

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:35:15 EDT

When last we saw Mikayla, she was an Amazon queen cavorting among the rocks above Porn Valley. Now Mikayla stars in "Dolores of My Heart", the second feature from Latino porn company Pulpo. It might surprise you that Fleshbot is written by several dedicated pornbloggeurs who, though we love each other very much, haven't all taken the altporn blue pill. Me, I like Mexicans.

That said, if Pulpo's first movie, "Black Worm", showed promise (and Lorena Sanchez), we're really looking forward to the second one, part of which debuts this weekend at Erotica L.A. - GP

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive