Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

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Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

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Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

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Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

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And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

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Laurent's newest creation is "Sex on Set," starring Mikayla Mendez, Alektra Blue, Jennifer Dark, Sativa Rose, and Tiffany Tyler— along with Danny Mountain, Marco Banderas, Mick Blue, and Tommy Gunn. As you can see, he still has an eye for picking top notch talent.

As in the past, Laurent gives extreme attention to detail in this lush, high-end wall-to-wall, slaying us with both amazing girls and brilliant visuals.

Sativa Rose is one sexy ass bitch. With a single glance she seduces the camera, drawing us in. By the time she's stripped down and riding hard cock we're ready to blow our tops and so much more.

Alektra Blue also turns in a stand out performance. There is something she possesses, some undetermined quality beyond just her extraordinary physical beauty and unrelenting sexual prowess, that always leaves us wanting more. Watching her copulate is like drinking ambrosia mixed with unicorn blood from that pimped out golden chalice Indiana Jones chose in the Last Crusade.

This may just be the start of an amazing new era for Wicked. "Sex On Set" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures and Laurent Skye. Now check out our exclusive gallery courtesy of Heth and Co! Have a great weekend!

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Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

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It's like having the hottest girlfriend in the whole wide world break up with you, out of the blue, for no good reason, right in front of your friends, while you were proposing to her, and walk out. You go through all the stages of grief; denial, grief, bargaining, standing outside her hotel room window with a boombox in a trench coat and dark shades (we don't recommend that last one, actually)—but it's like nothing seems to reach her anymore and you can't figure out where things went wrong.

And then, after you've locked yourself in the house, isolated, talked with your friends, gotten real drunk, downed pills in a sorta fake suicide attempt, played it off as a bad joke, then put the pieces back together and started getting out there again—she shows back up, over and over again, looking amazing all over again...the girl that you fell in love with in the first place.

Yes, having Stoya refuse to make new movies is a lot like an 80's movie directed by the late John Hughes starring John Cusack. We love him, too.

Words like "breathtaking" or "stunning" or even "exquisite" work fine on most drop dead gorgeous women—but for our Stoya, we'd say "perfect" is a far better term. That's why we breathlessly awaited this release ,"Stoya Perfect Picture"—and that's why watching her work with Mick Blue and the affable Danny Mountain was bittersweet. We laughed, we cried, our hearts (and genitals) lept for joy—and then we came, over and over and over again. Damn you, Stoya! Can't you see what you're doing to us?! Come on!

She's not alone though. Adding insult to injury, and insuring our therapist will hear from us soon again, Digital Playground threw in Kelly Summer taking on Scott's nail, Madison Ivy getting drilled by Tommy Gunn, and Cassia Riley, who is amazingly beautiful even if we were slightly distracted.

"Stoya Perfect Picture" releases next week from Digital Playground. We miss you Shiny, but we wish you the best. We also wish you would call more often or at least keep your Twitter updated so we can properly stalk you. It's much harder than you think, okay, and we put crazy work into it. You're harder to unveil than Pierce Inverarity's real purpose, a photo of Thomas Pynchon, or the truth about silent Tristero's Empire.

Now the rest of you, lovingly comb through the remains of beautiful Stoya's pornographic career, courtesy of Digital Playground.

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Bree Exposed

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Ava Rose, Jenny Hendrix, Missy Stone, Charlie Laine, Danny Mountain, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue

Bree Olson only appears in two scenes! I know I'm being greedy, but I was hoping for more. Naturally, the quality of her scenes more than makes up for the quantity, as Bree is a powerful force in her respective segments with Anthony Rosano and Tommy Gunn.

Since Anthony has the first scene, you'd expect him to set the pace for the rest of the actors. While his unchained fucking certainly typifies the wild tone of the film, I wouldn't designate him the golden standard of "Bree Exposed." Mr. Rosano gets very, very sweaty. Like, just-got-caught-in-a-monsoon sweaty. Also, he finishes by jacking off on Bree's feet and I wasn't prepared for it. Maybe that's a good thing?

The following four scenes are also wet and surprising, but in different ways. Mick Blue brings Missy Stone to squirt before embarking on a long anal engagement. Then there's a lesbian intermission with Ava Rose and Charlie Laine involving a rather ornate but uncomfortable-looking chair. Next, Bree seduces Tommy with an oh-so sensuous booty dance. Finally, Jenny Hendrix and Danny Mountain use the only bed in the movie for some very intense reverse cowgirl action.

As hot as all of the performers are, I felt the sound was the sexiest part of the movie. One moment you're listening to Bree describe the prodigious veins of Tommy's cock (prodigious, by the way), and the next, you're eavesdropping on the whispers between Jenny and Danny. It really says something when you can enjoy a porno with your eyes closed.

The only thing that soured my audio love affair was the ambient music. Before every scene you're treated to either an Enya techno remix or Gregorian chant-break beats. A minor concern, but it causes me to wonder what overall feel Andre Madness wanted to impart.

The straight story is this: there are five hot scenes that stand out strong against any environmental oddities that may exist. With every new scene, you can feel yourself getting excited, impatient, and just generally happy to see the performers. It's that Christmas-morning feeling that can't be faked, and it comes from the talent and enthusiasm of the actors.

And that's why I want to see more of Bree Olson: you can stare at her for hours and it won't damage your retinas.

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Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey

Review by: Gram Ponante

The screenwriter goes uncredited, but the story of "2040" has bits of everything from "Pinocchio" to "The Velveteen Rabbit" to "Blade Runner": Love something enough and it can become human.

We meet Ryan Spears (Randy Spears), who is a porn performer, just like his dad, the porn actor Randy Spears. Ryan's job is similar to his father's, but he must perform it clandestinely because of (as the voiceover tells us) the porn tax of 2015, the porn police, and because porn companies are now "corporate entities traded on the open market."

(Like in the original "Blade Runner," we can do without the voiceover.)

Not only that, but Spears must also fuck robots.

Spears and company deliver a lot of inside references and product placement to the benefit of the Real Doll company, Wicked Pictures, and AVN, whose 55th annual awards show is presented complete with bad band and fucking in the bathrooms.

The first scene, as carried off by Spears and the faulty robot Alexis Texas, is very funny and more than reminiscent of certain porn sets I've attended.

The Alexis Texas robot blows a fuse, you see, and the crew and Spears have to wrestle her to a squatting position so that Spears can aim a load into her R.O.C., or removable oral cavity. The sight of Texas kneeling there, mouth open, eyes glazed over, and bolt-ons perpendicular, is both chilling and familiar (Texas is acting, of course, like she just came off a Max Hardcore shoot).

With the Texas "doll" or "mecha" out of commission, the production enlists a robot that looks just like Alektra Blue. Her name is Mira.

But Spears is dismissive.

"She's a toaster," says Spears. "You fuck one mecha, you've fucked them all. And they all taste like toast."

But Mira is not your ordinary frakking Cylon. She sweats! Her skin reddens with whipping! And her vagina is adjustable!

Spears is amazed. Could he be falling for a toaster? And, since he is Mira's "first," she imprints his data in her "memory banks."

What follows is a lot of exposition, some corporate intrigue and skulduggery, sex for no reason (but we're happy it happened, don't get us wrong), the conspicuous absence of Stormy Daniels and, sprinkled throughout, some poignant moments in which Mira comes to terms with her blossoming personhood.

The problem with "2040" is that, in trying to be Wicked's epic for the year, a movie that would have worked better small became instead top-heavy. There were plotlines and actors who didn't need to be there, like a community theatre production in which everyone who auditioned got a part. At the heart of the bloat that is "2040" is a really good porn movie that no one believed in enough to let stand on its own.

That said, the people the movie is about, Spears and Blue, are fantastic. While he can ham it up with the best of today's porn dudes, Spears also has a gravitas that no one in the porn world can touch. And Alektra Blue does great work as a living doll; I wish she'd been allowed to do more. (If RealDoll.com has an Alektra Blue model, I bet it's awesome.)

"2040" has a happy ending and I bet you can guess what it is. There is an uplifting message for couples that almost sounds like Stay Monogamous. (The underlying message, though, is that Mira has the intellect of a child but a vagina like a 320-hp engine, therefore it's easy to stay monogamous...the outlook is dire for human women.)

People must be buying these feel-good, trying-too-hard slogs, because Wicked keeps making them.

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Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Supreme master pornographer Robby D is back at it again, this time with a "workout supplement"
that is guaranteed to burn off some extra calories, if you know what we mean. (Get it? Because you'll be so excited, um, right then. Okay. Sorry. It's easy to get distracted once we start talking about boobs.)

Titties. What is the source of our attraction to them..and why can't we stop staring? Sure, everyone always thinks that they know, but do they really? Robby D delves deep into the cleavage above the heart of the issue, and works us all into a frothy lather as he tries to figure out whether it's a biological instinct or just, ya know, the fact that those puppies are huge and jiggling back and forth hypnotically in our faces, looking all full of hot sweet milk, and jiggly, wait...what were we saying again?

Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera make sexy ass milk maids. These jug all stars take sweet juicy poundings while their milkshakes keep us completely entranced. You've got to see this to believe it.

"Titlicious" swings pendulously back and forth into stores this week from Digital Playground and Robby D. These amazing images belong to them. Grab a tall glass of milk and dive right in!

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It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

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It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

Stormy Daniels and Sascha
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Asa Akira and Tommy Gunn
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Asa Akira and Tommy Gunn
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Priya Rai, John West, and Marco Duato
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Priya Rai, John West, and Marco Duato
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Sarah Vandella, Shawna Lenee, and Anthony Rosano
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Sarah Vandella, Shawna Lenee, and Anthony Rosano
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Sarah Vandella, Shawna Lenee, and Anthony Rosano
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Stormy Daniels, Aiden Starr, and Mick Blue
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Tori Black and Marco Duato
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We, of course, are far wiser than the staff of TMZ, and we were aware that when Marilyn Manson said that he'd recently watched "A Taste of Stoya"—and that it had tasted delicious—that the goth rock god was referring to a pre-release copy of Digital Playground's latest Stoya release, which (like all Stoya releases) was a gem to behold.

Thankfully, the DVD's official release is but a week away, and soon we will all have the chance to see what Manson saw. In the meantime, at least we can gorge ourselves on a taste of the trailer...it's not quite "A Taste of Stoya," but at least it serves as an appetizer.

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Step One: Become a famous musician.

Step Two: Make sure Andy San Dimas is a fan of our music.

Step Three: Lay a trap for Andy San Dimas, tempting her to steal our CDs from a bathroom.

Step Four: Confront Andy San Dimas in said bathroom.

Step Five: Let the sexing begin!

We swear, it's totally foolproof. Come on, it worked for Mick Blue!

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What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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This goes doubly so when they fall under his "Hand Held" label, which we have come to realize means not only that he has more influence on them as the owner, but also that they seem to carry far harder fare than his other titles from the couples friendly Digital Playground team.

Take, for example, his latest amazing effort, "Sticky Sweet 2," starring the lovely and talented Angelina Valentine, Codi Carmichael, Jenna Presley, Nikki Benz, and succulent Jenaveve Jolie. This highly anticipated sequel to the wildly popular first offering quickly picks up speed with a BDSM edge as cougarriffic predatory Nikki Benz literally dominates two hard and handy studs before devouring their rigid over inflated man meat into her tiny pink holes of wonder. Not a bad start to any movie—much less one with technical flair, proper lighting, and excellent camera work.

Snatch forward to sweet, still young, but freshly surgically altered Jenna Presley, who looks better than ever with her succulent ass and snatch glistening like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in the run up to full throttle fucking tease. We're not sure where she's been hiding, but we can tell you without reservation that we are thrilled stiff to have her back in action. Few new starlets can compare to her—and few male performers can contend with the raw fury of her sexual desire when this little slut gets her engine running. Robby does an amazing job coaching her back into the saddle, and then capturing her incendiary performance.

Last but not least, it's always great to see delicious brown skinned cutie Jenaveve get crazy on cock. Check the snap of her bent up doggy with a high hard on drilled into her stretch sideways smile. If that doesn't brighten up your day, well, we're not sure what will.

"Sticky Sweet 2" releases next week from Digital Playground, who would like to remind you that all your porn are belong to us. Don't mess with their snaps or they will devour your soul.

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How else to explain the down right trippy feel of "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" (or at least its box cover)? Okay, we suppose it could have more to do with Joanna's intoxication at having threesome after threesome after threesome (boy-girl-girl! girl-boy-girl! girl-girl-boy!), and getting her hands on all the cock and pussy she can manage... but we'd still like to imagine that there's at least a little bit of historical homage in there too.

· "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" (burningangel.com)

What proof do we have you ask? Um, duh? Just look at her! Clearly she intends to force us to endlessly drool over her getting gloriously nailed by massive throbbing fuck sticks, or she wouldn't keep demanding that Digital Playground release footage of exactly that into the mediasphere.

Her latest insidious tool of mind controlling propaganda is cleverly titled "Riley Steele Chic," the same way tobacco executives refer to menthol brands as "cool" or Mormons refer to themselves as "Christians." It stars (who else) Riley Steele, then more Riley Steele, then Capri Cavelli, Devi Emmerson, Zeina Heart, Heather Vahn, and then just a whole lot more Riley Steele—including shots of her being fucked through shredded jeans, which is pretty much how we imagine it going down most of the time when we replay our sexual fantasies of her over and over and over in our minds with absolutely no ability to stop these fantastic sexual apparitions of desire.

Fine. You win, Riley. You're just too powerful to keep fighting. Tell us your bidding, and we'll do it. We just hope it involves watching endless more hours of you getting drilled hard and deep in your soft wet pink orifice of hope and transcendence. Amen. Happy Easter, fuckers!

"Riley Steele Chic" comes out next week from Digital Playground. Misusing their images will result in legal consequences and pissing off a wrathful deity.

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Thankfully, since this is Fleshbot, and not Better Homes and Gardens, we got to watch the film on office time anyway. And let us tell you: it was awesome.

There are some of you out there who may feel that we've made too much of a deal out of the fact that this release contains Stoya's first on camera boy-boy-girl scene. And to that we say, "Dude, it's Stoya. With two guys."

We think that's argument enough.

But some of you may still be wondering, exactly, how it all played out—how, exactly, does Stoya end up with her hands on two dicks; and, really, is the scene any good?

Setting aside the fact that any scene where Stoya is naked and/or fucking is, by definition, a good scene; yes, this is a good scene. It's well directed, well cast, well shot, and, um, really hot.

To wit: the scene begins with Mick Blue calling Stoya into a room where he's sitting with Tony De Sergio. Mick and Stoya begin to make out, Stoya gets blindfolded, and, ahem, things proceed to get steamy while Tony looks on.

Then, while Stoya (still blindfolded) is giving Mick a blowjob, he calls over Tony, and has him place his cock in Stoya's mouth. Oh, the old switcheroo!

And this is when we get to one of our favorite moments of the scene: the "surprised" look on Stoya's face when her blindfold is taken off and she's faced with two cocks. Priceless! Amazing! Adorable! (Don't believe us? Check out the video clip to the left.)

And while we're on the topic of adorable: how awesome is it that Stoya's freckles are completely, totally visible in this scene?

Not sure? We'll answer for you: it's very, very awesome.

One clarification for the curious: though this is a boy-boy-girl scene, it is not—in strict porn parlance—a double penetration scene. Which is to say: though Stoya does have penises in her mouth and pussy at the same time, there's no simultaneous anal/vaginal action (nor, for that matter, is there any anal action, period). Not that we're complaining: the scene is phenomenal as is (and if Stoya one day chooses to do DP on camera, well, we'll just consider ourselves that much more blessed).

Anyway, in sum: buy "Bad Girls" for Shay, for Gabriella, for Serena, and for Kelly—but especially buy it for Stoya, Tony, and Mick. Trust us, it's totally worth it.

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Not that we're surprised that they went above and beyond. Since when is enough ever really enough for these geniuses? Clearly, never. Ever. Period.

Which is why this title starts out with two of the sexiest bitches the adult industry has ever seen just flat out going at each other. Jenna Haze looks so amazing we can barely sit still while looking at our monitor, especially when you put her right next to luscious young Teagan... with both of their asses and nectar-glistened slits pouting out at us ever so temptingly. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these shots are worth a million glazed eyes, dumbfounded and looking on in speechless wonder.

Saucy Teagan takes the sweetest fucking next. Why do all these shots leave us feeling like we were there with this sexy girl next door, convincing her to get dirty when there really just isn't time in the day for it? Every shot screams afternoon delight.

When it comes to man meat, Brianna Love and Gianna like double servings. Both ladies ski slalom with perfect balance, allowing several of their holes to simultaneously give and receive unimaginable pleasure to the happy man whores servicing them. Gianna's hefty jugs jog freely around as she slobbers lovingly on a rigid man pole, her partner uttering convincing moans of satisfaction—and again, we wish we were next up.

And how many times can we say it? We will never, ever, ever get tired of watching young Jenny Hendrix take a hard cock in any hole she pleases. Her curvy ass and petulant pout only make us want to grudge fuck her into next year.

"Teagan Video Nasty" releases next week from Digital Playground. Odds are you'll soon own a copy—but for now check out this great sneak peek gallery. Just remember your copyright laws and behave.

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Yes, Digital Playground's "Bad Girls" features Stoya's first onscreen boy-boy-girl scene, with Mick Blue and Tony De Sergio as her very lucky co-stars. It's going to take us a while to recover from the shock of this news—good thing we have a week to prepare for the DVD's release.

· "Bad Girls" Trailer (digitalplayground.com)
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