Oh, who are we kidding. This video has us so excited, we can't control ourselves. Seriously, we're on the verge of selling our firstborn child to get a copy of "Big Wet Asses 15." We might even sell your firstborn child (so you might want to watch out, kids.)

· "Big Wet Asses 15" Trailer! (community.elegantangel.com)
· Buy "Big Wet Asses 15" (gamelink.com)

And as if that weren't amazing enough, the Mason-directed release also stars Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Ava Rose (yes, Mia's sister), Sunny Lane, Kristina Rose (no relation), Avy Scott, Alexis Texas, Charley Chase and Phoenix Marie. We're not sure what we did to deserve such an amazing week of comebacks... but we're very, very pleased about this good luck streak we seem to be on.

· Mia Rose Returns for Elegant Angel's ‘Pornstar Workout' (xbiz.com)
· Thumbnail star: Mia Rose (smashclips.com)

In April, 2008 Evil Angel founder and director John Stagliano was indicted on obscenity charges in the type of case that has become familiar to First Amendment watchers who are also porn consumers: several Evil Angel titles, as well as trailers for a Belladonna movie, were obtained in a United States county in which "community standards" seemed rigid enough to bring charges of obscenity. In 2009 the case will likely go to trial.

Notwithstanding (of course) that the titles in question arrived by request of someone over 18 years of age, as they did in dozens of more lenient counties throughout the United States, Stagliano now faces an expensive legal battle in a season that has also seen court cases against the more extreme JM Productions and Max Hardcore.

"Defend Our Porn" is a compilation DVD of scenes from every current Evil Angel director, as well as alumnus Jules Jordan. And it also features a brand new scene with Tricia Devereaux, Stagliano's wife. Proceeds from the 16-scene, 10-hour, 3-DVD box will defray Stagliano's legal bills.

What is remarkable about the Evil Angel case is that, though the company is undeniably hardcore, it is less so, and far more arty, than the year's other porn defendants. A case against Evil Angel bodes ill for more mainstream adult companies.

So, as both a compilation "Best of" DVD and as a statement of rights, "Defend Our Porn" starts with a bang in a scene with the irrepressible Nacho Vidal from "Fashionistas Safado: Berlin". No male performer can hold a candle to Nacho in the talking dirty department. "Why did you come here with underwear?" is one of his gems. Melissa Lauren handles this onslaught with fear and aplomb.

Then veteran director John Leslie presents a scene with Naomi. This scene is reminiscent of mid-90's porn and Naomi is definitely the type of model who embodies that vibe and is beloved of fans of that era. Naomi, I am required to say, has an amazing ass. With it she coaxes a load from James Deen that I expect he is still proud of.

In an outdoor scene from Rocco Siffredi's "Rocco's Way to Love," (I'm hoping this is a translation), Kelly Stafford performs in a headlight-lit gangbang. It reminded me a little of "Rebel Without A Cause" if that movie had ended the way I wanted it to.

"Do you want to see the throat fucking doctor?" a game Sasha Grey is asked in "Face Fucking Inc.," a departure from the grainier previous scenes. What sets this scene apart is the Porn Valley-ness of the proceedings, clothing, and lighting, but Sasha Grey lends the scene star power and makes it memorable. Really, porn is about the people.

Nacho then returns with Avy Scott in a scene that would have been creepy even without the monkey.

Disc Two includes part of Belladonna's return to guys, "Cock Happy," as well as an Eva Angelina gangbang in which the 2008 AVN Best Actress is used most jubilantly. Mia Rose appears in a scene with Manuel Ferrara that establishes her as the anti-Teagan. Unlike the harder-looking or more Euro-style Evil Angel performers, the diminutive Rose is all Porn Valley, but uncharacteristically self-aware.

Disc Three includes a performance by The Unsinkable Sandra Romain (on a spotless beige rug). Belladonna returns deliciously in a scene from Jules Jordan's "Ass Worship," and, in the set's one original outing, Tricia Devereaux comes out of retirement for a clothespinny scene with Derrick Pierce.

"I told you I was in love with my husband," she says.

"That's not what we're talking about, is it?" he says.

Of all the great, blitzkrieg excerpts in "Defend Our Porn", this final segment takes its time and benefits from it. Devereaux was nervous about this scene. She's older, she's put on some weight—all the things that make women uncomfortable, even in (or especially in) porn. But she looks great, of course, and, much as it is a signature pleasure watching all the teenagers flying around on the other discs, to watch grown women Romain, Belladonna, and Devereaux get (and give) the business in Disc Three is a real payoff.

"Defend Our Porn" is a fundraising effort but it is also a loadblowingly good value for all the diverse, quality porn it provides.

Defend Our Porn

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Belladonna, Christoph Clark, Jules Jordan, Jonni Darkko, Rocco Siffredi, John Leslie, Raul Christian, Jazz Duro, Jay Sin
Cast: Avy Scott, Belladonna, Dana DeArmond, Eva Angelina, Holly Wellin, Jack Venice, James Deen, Jazz Duro, Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Wood, Melissa Lauren, Mia Rose, Mick Blue, Nacho Vidal, Naomi, Nikki Jayne, Rocco Siffredi, Sandra Romain, Sasha Grey, Tricia Devereaux, Derrick Pierce

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Defend Our Porn (defendourporn.org)
· Buy "Defend Our Porn" (gamelink.com)

We begin with a return to last weekend's San Francisco Fetish Ball, where we couldn't tell what hurt more — those restraints or that electrical tape. See more snaps after the gap.

Author and firebrand Susie Bright is even more attractive when she's being coy. Here she is at a recent reading of her "The Best of Best American Erotica 2008" in Los Angeles.

The Battle of the Plus-sized Temptresses broke out in Burbank as Bettie Rage confronted Cleopatra of the Nile with stealing her mans.

"No one tries to steal my mans," Rage did not say.

Joey and Evanka Buttafuoco smile for the camera in Hollywood following the release of their sex tape. "We only found out that room had a camera in it later," Joey told me with a straight face.

And here's the lovely Amy Fisher, who mailed this picture from the set of a Howard Stern Show appearance that she would end up leaving prematurely. "Let's talk about 2008," she said.

Pursuant to your 'load dropping'...Blue-eyed and silver-tongued devil (he's a lawyer as well as a porn dude) Don Hollywood shares some pointers with whippersnapper Nick Manning.

Finally, the delightful Rose girls, Ava and Mia, get in some family reading time at Ava's place. Mia has returned to performing after a brief hiatus and Ava looks even sweeter without makeup.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Breast Awareness Benefits Everyone (b.a.b.e.) embraces the complex concept that breasts might be seen as sexual objects now and then, so the charity and advocacy group founded by breast cancer survivor Marcia Hrichison gleefully employs porn stars at its events, including this year's Babes & Aces Poker Tournament, to be held on the eve of Erotica L.A. at the Hollywood Park Casino.

Scheduled to appear June 21 are everyone from Ava and Mia Rose, Tera Patrick, Sunny Lane, Jesse Jane, Sasha Grey, and Flower Tucci to Smokin' Mary Jane (pictured), as well as a dozen or so other pornish luminaries, each of whom would advise you not to blow your hand. Was that a bad joke? Probably.

But it's a good cause. - GP

· B.A.B.E. Foundation (babefoundation.org)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Among the many reasons (besides the obvious) for our massive crush on porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose are their abiding geekiness. So when we heard that they'd be playing a few rounds of the yet-to-be-officially-released "Halo 3"—and stripping away their clothing with every frag—we couldn't wait to tune into Epileptic Gaming last Friday evening to see how it all went down (and came off) ... though we guess we got so excited that we (1) forgot to remind you to watch and (2) ended up getting the times confused and missed all that live topless fragging action ourselves. Fortunately, the Epileptic Gaming folks have assued us that they're busy putting together a montage clip of all that bodacious public beta testing action and will be posting it on their site later this week; in the meantime, they were gracious enough to share a few screencaps and a video preview to whet our collective appetite for what's in store. We'll never look at a Bubble Shield in quite the same way again.

· "O-M-F-G, Let me play some Halo 3!!!" (epilepticgaming.ggl.com)

Teaser trailer after the jump.

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· "Strip Halo 3 Tease" (veoh.com)

Previously: Porn In The Family: Keeping It Together, Return Of The Nerdcore Babes, DVD: "It's All About Ava", Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, Ava Rose, Contract Star, Smack That Wii!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet Ava Rose, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?,