Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4: The Naughty Nurse Edition

Studio: Depth Entertainment Family
Director: Johnny Depth
Cast: Austin Taylor, Andi Anderson, Melrose Foxxx, Renee Kisses, Jada Stevens, Ace, John E. Depth

Review by: Gram Ponante

I didn't really know what I was facing, exactly. Were the Lil' Mamas to be spinners or actual moms? Was a Lil' Mama here a woman who, like many women, was physically smaller than men? And how did the nurses get into it? Were they little? Moms? Women?

Turns out the Lil' Mamas were neither moms nor necessarily small, and they all had some connection to the healthcare field.

Austin Taylor, for example, was a veterinarian's assistant who was lured to John E. Depth's house after hours ostensibly to heal his "pet." It was an anaconda.

Attempting to pick up LPN Melrose Foxx outside her clinic, Depth is at first brushed off. But she calls him an hour later, saying that her man has a small penis. Depth wants to come over, but Foxxx plays him again, saying she doesn't know him that way. Finally they get together.

"Let the snake spit," Depth says. Snake? It was an anaconda.

Next comes cute as hell nursing student Renee Kisses, duped by Depth to provide services for his friend, Ace, who has no health insurance. What kind of services? Anaconda services.

"That's good shit right here," observes Ace. Not up to par with "Let the snake spit," but he does what he can.

Scene four appears to be the first one in the movie where the gang could spring for an actual hoispital room set. Depth, who hurt his leg playing basketball, comes onto his nurse, the tiny, yellow-haired Jada Stevens.

"I think you took my pain away," says Depth, after letting the anaconda spit.

Finally, home health aide Andi Anderson stops by to comfort Depth, who is here seen rocking back and forth like he's in Anaconda Interrupted. What can I tell you? He fucks her.

This is a fun movie with just enough setup to satisfy its title and just enough silliness to make what could have been a run of the mill movie something that could be remembered at this writing, a full 45 minutes later.

Whatever you do, don't forget to let the snake spit.

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