Before She Was Famous: Faye Reagan

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

These days, it seems like Faye Reagan is everywhere—writhing adorably in the latest "Barely Legal POV," slaving away at "The Office - A XXX Parody," and—of course—reigning as one of our favorite Crush Objects.

But long before she'd staked a claim as porno's favorite puffy nippled redhead, Faye was getting her porn bearings over at Little Mutt. And in honor of Faye's success, Little Mutt is now featuring her—as well as Sandy Summers, Meggan Malone, and AVN's Unsung Starlet of the Year Amber Rayne—in their Starlet Project, a celebration of Little Mutt stars who've risen to great porn heights.

Which is all very nice and exciting—but to be honest, they had us at "Faye Reagan naked."

· Faye Reagan (littlemutt.com)

Meggan Malone: The Vagina, The Niche, And The (Lack of) Wardrobe

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:40:42 EDT

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are—well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion.

But one thing is chillingly certain: Meggan Malone looks a lot like "Harry Potter"'s Emma Watson. It is uncanny. In the mingled wallpaper/upholstery patterns of the hotel room in which the gangly 19-year-old Malone masturbates for the camera, the viewer comes really close to Apparating.

It is the wallpaper and upholstery, mingling with the olive-complected Malone, that make this solo masturbation sequence seem like Richard Kern suddenly took up oil painting.

So even if you don't get your fill of C.S. Lewis, you'll get a little J.K. Rowling by way of R. Kern.

· Homegrown Video (homegrownvideo.com)
· Buy "The Chronicals of Hornia" (gamelink.com)

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Before She Was Famous: Faye Reagan

Meggan Malone: The Vagina, The Niche, And The (Lack of) Wardrobe