Fleshbot: straight, medicine

G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:10:15 EDT

Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the "G-Shot". We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk)

The Female Libido Max Diaries

Fleshbot — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:52:54 EDT

Being inhuman blogging machines and all, we here at Fleshbot have no need for supplements to increase our libidos: we're always horned up because we were designed that way. But we're intrigued by products like Female Libido Max which claim to increase a woman's natural sex drive—after all, not everyone is lucky enough to be as sexed up as we are all the time, and shouldn't everyone be able to avail themselves of whatever help they can get? Self-described "girlfag, genderqueer, pansexual" Willia Drew (she left out the "completely adorable", but we'll supply that tag ourselves) took it upon herself to document her own experience with those magic horny pills over a two week period, and some of the results may surprise you: think swollen breasts, an uncontrollable urge to make out with Kimberly Kane, and other uncomfortable side effects. Oh, and she sort of ended up feeling rather hornier too. If we didn't think those pills would screw with our delicate circuitry, we might just consider trying them out ourselves.

· ofsubstance: Willia Drew's Vlog (ofsubstance29.blogspot.com - thanks Michelle!)

New Medical Clinic Solves All Your Perverted Problems

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:43:57 EDT

You know that burning sensation that's been bothering you for the last six ~~days~~ ~~months~~ years or so, but that you were too embarrassed to ask your doctor about? Well, relief may be just a quick plane ride away thanks to the opening of the brand new San Diego Sexual Medicine practice. It's a "multidisciplinary health care facility" focused on "prevention, diagnosis, treatment, and rehabilitation of conditions or diseases that involve sexual function." In other words, they won't just give you two Viagra and tell you to call them in the morning.

The clinic may be the first of its kind devoted to a complete medical approach to sexual health and is run by a doctor who understands that people who like to fuck don't deserve whatever horrible afflictions befall them. (He also looks a little like your kindly old grandfather, but don't let that throw you.) We can't promise you'll find a naughty nurse to cure what else ails you, but hopefully that Restless Penis Syndrome will soon be a thing of the past.

· "The sex doctors will see you now" (msnbc.com, via reginalynn.com)
· San Diego Sexual Medicine (sandiegosexualmedicine.com)
Thumbnail via/not to be confused with Swank's "Sex Hospital"

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Previously: Evil Nurses: "Medical Pain Sluts", Bare Boobs On YouTube: The Legends Are True!, Restless Penis Syndrome: It Could Happen To You