If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

So what does all this have to do with her latest release (sorry, "cut") for Digital Playground, "Katsuni Minx"? Well, nothing really—but since we know you depend on us to tell you all about the secret lives of otherwise unheralded porn directors, we figured we'd share a something a little insidery with you by way of introduction. That said, we also know that when we receive a new release from the porn star-turned-director it will showcase not only a bunch of smoldering hot models but that it will be presented with an attention to detail that is another one of Celeste's trademarks. And "Katsuni Minx" certainly lives up to those expectations.

In addition to sex goddess Katsuni, "Katsuni Minx" also stars Maya Gates, Brandi Edwards, Paola Rey, Micah Moore, and pint-sized fan favorite Alexis Love. The sets are as lovely as the girls—not that you'll be likely to be paying much attention to the sets, but still—and the sex is every bit as hot as it looks in these preview shots the good folks at Digital Playground shared with us. Sometimes, it's good to have an auteur around the house. Even if they are wearing tissue boxes on their feet.

• "Katsuni Minx" (DVD info and trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Katsuni Minx" (Adult DVD Empire)