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Fleshbot Crush Object™ Alert: Scarlett Pain Goes To 11

Gram Ponante — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:54 EDT

That Scarlett Pain isn't punk for pay; she really lives the life. From her gritty warehouse mattress scene in "Little Runaway 2" to getting her 11th tattoo, while naked, on film in Matt Zane's "Tattooed and Tight 3," we feel that the 26-year-old Pain said what she meant and meant what she said. "I get tattoos when I'm stressed out," Pain said. "And it calms me right down." Please leave some room for our own product placement, Scarlett.

· Scarlett Pain (scarlettpain.com)
· View trailer and buy "Tattooed And Tight 3" (adultfilmdatabase.com)

Porn Valley Dispatch: Paintballed, Sure ... But Also Balled

Gram Ponante — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:05:16 EST

Punkporn legend and suspension provocateur Matt Zane has issued a call for likely lads to engage in extreme, "Jackass"-style activities with a porny twist: "'Punkdurass 3' features guys performing outlandish stunts in order to achieve the goal of working with a top of the line porn girl." (Past talent has included Flower Tucci, Nautica Thorn, Sarah Vandella, and Tera Wray.)

Zane said that the dude who got paintballed while wearing a jockstrap has - shocking! - left the production, so the organization has some openings. Interested parties should e-mail here.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Punkdurass 2" (adultdvdemart.com)

Sex, Loads & Rock 'N' Roll: "The Instigator"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:50:57 EST

Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn't do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even "That Girl", delightfully upending the lives of people around her. Instead, it seems that everywhere she goes, sex happens. This is the plot of "The Instigator".

Read our review after the gap.

The Instigator

Studio: AmericanXcess
Director: Chris King
Cast: Moxxie Maddron, Nick Manning, Jessica Jaymes, Hillary Scott, Lindsey Meadows, Mark Davis, the song stylings of Lynam

Review by Gram Ponante

A low-budget movie with dreams of something bigger, "The Instigator" is like many porn movies with basic setups; it just so happens that Maddron is in each scene and she is the one making things happen with the likes of Hillary Scott, Lindsey Meadows, and Jessica Jaymes.

While Scott, Jaymes, and Meadows are more well-known in porn circles than Maddron, she ties the room together like Jeff Lebowski's rug. And she is also the aesthetic emissary to the band Lynam, who provide the movie's soundtrack.

Because Maddron looks like a built-for-sex metal chick more than she does a porn star, especially compared to the more petite Scott and Meadows and the more exotic Jaymes. In the movie, she serves as a good-natured wingman for her more porny co-stars.

Directed by Maddron's boyfriend Chris King, "The Instigator" starts out like a Whitesnake video, with Maddron playing Tawny Kitaen. She shakes her mane and prances around the power trio, who happen to be the love children of Ronnie James Dio and Stevie Nicks (Fun fact: Mr. Dio's real surname is Lynam.)

The movie progresses through several standard scenarios: fucking on a porn set, fucking the stripper, fucking Nick Manning (twice). A bonus scene with unacknowleded punkporn godfather Matt Zane is actually the most satisfying because Maddron seems more at home in a rock and roll atmosphere.

I liked this movie, but I felt that Maddron should make the sequel with more friends who look like her, and film it backstage at the Vans Warped Tour or something, with Metal Sludge as the media sponsor. That would rock.

· American Xcess (americanxcess.com)
· Lynam (lynam.com)
· Buy "The Instigator" (gamelink.com)

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