Fleshbot: straight, mardi gras

The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

Violet Blue — Mon, 12 May 2008 11:10:44 EDT

While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits.

· The Nipple Gauge (nipplegauge.com)

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens...

Violet Blue — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:02:58 EST

Leave it to the delightfully debauched denizens of New Orleans to add a twist to the time-honored tradition of the "show us your tits!" bead exchange: just for Mardi Gras 2008 Bead Whore takes on the prudes and helps revelers make matters perfectly clear in the bead-trade department. Not that we'll be complaining when the tittie pics start hitting the internets (hopefully soon)... (nola.com)

Great Moments In Boob Flashing

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:51:41 EDT

What compels a seemingly sane and rational young woman with no history of exhibitionist tendencies to suddenly and repeatedly whip her tits out at the first sign of a camera? Scientists have been studying this question for decades and yet no one seems to be able to pinpoint a definitive cause. Is it the shiny beads? The alcohol? The power it holds over dumbstruck male onlookers? It may forever remain one those unsolved mysteries of the universe, like what's inside a black hole or why the phone always seems to ring when you're in the bathroom. Even this exhaustive collection of boob flashing videos does not reveal the answer, but at least it documents the phenomenon so future generations may continue to ponder.

· Flashing (Metacafe)
· The 10 Greatest Moments In Boob Flashing History (unibrow.uber.com)