<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, madison scott]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, madison scott]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/madisonscott http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/madisonscott <![CDATA[Pink Visual Continues Encouraging Couples To Seduce Teens]]> It's that time of year again. The weather is cooling, leaves are turning, and couples are back out there, scouring malls, parks, and sex shops, working in teams to seduce teens. We love the fall!

Really, why would anyone waste good money in this economy on fancy hoaxes like "couple's therapy" when they could be using those funds on lingerie, flavored lube, chocolate covered strawberries, pony tail butt plugs, ball gags, Hitachi Magic Wands, bed restraints, and other things your average teenager needs to explore their newly awakened sex drive to the fullest?

We don't know either!

Ethan Cage and his wife Lexi Lamour are back at it again, this time with tasty young morsel Madison Scott. The deviant couple prove once again that the best way to keep your sex life happy and fulfilling in a marriage is to nail drop dead gorgeous young big breasted legal teen sluts then drop a piping hot load of freshly churned fuck butter all over their tiny faces. If we had one request as we move into the holiday season it would be to see much, much more of Madison Scott....we simply can never get enough of this amazing beauty!

Joining the master couple and their diabolically dirty young fuck slave are a host of other perverts and future perverts including Ashli Orion, Priscilla Sin, Devon Lee, Halia Hill, Rachel Milan, and Deena Daniels.

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<![CDATA["Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy]]> Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody.

Not Married with Children XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O'Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Not Married with Children XXX" is just about the perfect porn parody in that all the things you found frustrating about the 90's-era Fox show on which it is based (Christina Applegate not getting naked, a certain curiosity about the nakedness of Katey Sagal) come miraculously to pass in its dirty adaptation.

Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O'Connell, and especially Eric Swiss are perfectly cast as Kelly, Peg, and Al Bundy, respectively, and the source material that for many typified all that was bad about the newish Fox Network ("The Simpsons" parodied "Married with Children" by showing Al Bundy flushing a toilet to a laugh track) actually works in a porn setting.

Eric Swiss as Al Bundy is pretty amazing. He looks genuinely slovenly and one-ups last month's "Not the Cosbys XXX" star Thomas Ward in that he actually has sex. But both are spot-on impersonations and, like "Cosby," "Not Married with Children XXX" features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original.

As adept as screenwriter Jeff Mullen has become at aping sitcom dialogue, co-producer Scott David admirably recreates the "Married with Children" set, and is especially accurate with the costumes for the Bundy family. Kagney Linn Karter, for example, looks every bit the approachable whore that Christina Applegate's Kelly was.

The plot concerns Al's attempt to become king of his shoe store, Bud (Dane Cross)'s marginalization in the family, and Kelly's dalliances with the wrong kind of men. In other words, this is a plot and script that would have been perfect for the Ed O'Neill version.

Some of the mainstream programs the Porno-Industrial Complex is choosing to parody are so obscure (and, just as often, unknown to the teenagers performing in them) that it's a possibility that a broadcast network show could be developed from the cleaned up porn parody of a forgotten 90's sitcom. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of "Not Married with Children XXX," I would watch it.

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<![CDATA["Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around]]> Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.)

As the feature begins, we're introduced to Erica McLean, a hardworking, beleaguered pornographer who can't catch a break. Protesters harass her outside her office, proselytizing neighbors interrupt her masturbation time, and just as she's finally getting a chance to relax, she slips on some dog poop...and is magically whisked away to the "Hardcore Circus," "Wizard of Oz"-style.

Once inside the big top, the plot melts away (with all the hot sex going on, there wasn't any room for it). Short clips of sepia-toned circus action are interspersed with super hot freakshow sex (which we mean in the best possible way). Though all the performers put on a good show, we were especially won over by Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer's lion taming act and Kimberly Kane and Evan Stone's, um, sex scene (we weren't totally sure what circus feat they were performing).

In what's easily the most intense scene in the film, Audrey and Otto pull out all the stops. Not only is the lion tamer/lioness act wellplayed, but we have to give extra points to Audrey for taking a whip handle in her pussy, a cock in her ass, and a riding crop slapping against her skin. (I want to go to there. No, seriously: I want to go to there.) Oh, and of course, double bonus points for Audrey then doing double anal with a cock and a whip handle. (I don't think I want to go to there, but I really, really like watching it.)

Kimberly and Evan likewise impress, with plenty of dirty talk, rough sex, and some wonderfully delicious anal sex. We always love Kimberly's intensity, and it only ramps up when she's engaged in anal action. (And if "Content" really is her best anal scene ever, we have a lot to look forward to.)

Rounding out the feature are Madison Scott and Lee Stone, Aiden Starr and Rob Rotten, Lavish Styles and Tommy Gunn, Kendra Banx and Starri Knight (the feature's sole lesbian couple, who also are the only ones to fuck out doors), Ron Jeremy and Lilly Lovely, and a very, very brief scene of Blue Iris and Tere Joyce having their way with a few men—including a dwarf.

Alas, even the hardcore circus can't stay in town for forever, and Erica McLean's eventually returned to reality, where she wakes up in bed surrounded by quite a few cast members ("...and you were there, and you were there, and you were there"). Luckily, we have the ability to return to the hardcore circus anytime we want—all we have to do is press play. We have a feeling we'll be making regular visits this summer.

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Previously: Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

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<![CDATA[Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece]]> Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her?

Aiden Starr, Audrey Hollander, (the recently passed) Blue Iris (RIP), Tere Joyce, Kendra Banx, Starri Knight, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Lilly Lovely, Madison Scott, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Rob Rotten, Otto Bauer, Tommy Gunn, Sergio Roho, Erica McLean, and a midget in a Mardi Gras mask comprise the bulk of the cast. The movie features eight scenes and loads of wonderful extras, lavish costumes, hijinks, mayhem, ballyhoo, protestors, the sublime, the ghoulish, and the decadent. Pretty much everything but the bearded lady makes its way into this masterpiece.

Erica wanders throughout like the tiny little string that ties the narrative thread of this beautiful and lush chaos together, inspiring or moderating the erotic couplings. She even goes so far as to intimately inspect some of the girls (see also: the lovely Kimberly Kane) after they have been filled with fresh loads of piping hot cum.

In the end, the sex acts are fittingly strange, with Otto and Audrey turning in a comparably tame but smoldering and passionate scene that mesmerizes, and little Madison Scott taking the forty inches of dick Lee Stone has to offer six ways to Sunday up her every tiny luscious little orifices—literally. If this lithe blonde stunner isn't the performer of the year, we can't imagine who is.

"Hardcore Circus" comes out by month's end from Hustler. Look for it. In the meantime, put on your top hat and check out the snaps our ringmaster sent us! Happy Monday!

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<![CDATA[Studies Show That "Stoya Heat" Is More Addictive Than Porn]]> Usually when we are told that the movie is an all sex release, it means there isn't a whole lot to tell you past the names of the performers, the directors, and the studio it came from. Then again, there's nothing typical about our Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya.

So when Robby D from Digital Playground makes a movie about Digital Playground contract star Stoya, it takes on a certain significance, and our world comes to a grinding halt until we know all that there is to know about it. So let's start from the beginning.

Through extensive research in the Fleshbot laboratory, we have come to uncover that there is a scientific process involving an intense chemical reaction in our brains not entirely dissimilar to a narcotic rush that occurs whenever Stoya's name is spoken or images of her are seen. Delving perilously further into our experiments we learned that by combining her name, STOYA, with the word HEAT, like something from the Electric Company of our childhoods, we were able to create an exponential kinetic response in our brains, melting them down in a thermonuclear response until they drooled kundalini style down to our throbbing genitals and exploded! Trust us, it was all very professional and scientific. There were charts and test tubes and stuff. We know what we are doing over here.

Our results conclusively and empirically prove that Stoya Heat is more addictive than heroin and crack and cigarettes and Wii combined. You've been warned.

"Stoya Heat" Comes Out Next Week. Here is your free sample to get you hooked. Try to enjoy your holiday weekend now, bitches.

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<![CDATA[“Jesse Jane Atomic Tease” Melts Our Fragile Little Minds]]> It's Friday, and once again another week has slipped away. It's time to leave you with mouthwatering succulence for your long and exhausting weekend. How about we give you some Jesse Jane? How's that?

Yeah, we thought you'd be into that. Only this time, we're going for the maximum tease. Hope you're ready to beg for it until every fiber of your being throbs for release!

As you'd expect, Jesse takes the focus of this softer Celeste title, capturing our hearts and, ummm, imaginations in three of the six scenes. Sometimes with soft focus, sometimes with with flairs and light jazz, but always with a nod to the art of the sexy tease, Jesse performs longer intros that build to crescendo, and shorter sex scenes with more artistic license. It's that simply sexy touch that only a performer turned artiste like Celeste could provide, with genius partner in crime Robby D breathing life into her vision. Still, you don't have to be a third wave sex positive feminist to enjoy the fruits of her work, or Jesse Jane. Far from it!

Jesse is joined by Kiki Vidis, Madison Scott, and Daisy Marie for her "Atomic Tease," which has all but melted what was left of our fragile little minds. Trust us when we tell you that theres not a single moment of wasted footage included in this release. Even the BTS shines.

"Jesse Jane Atomic Tease" releases this week. From all of us here at Fleshbot, we hope you have a happy, healthy, and sane weekend.

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<![CDATA[Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"]]> As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.)

Directed by Erica McLean (of "Barely Legal" fame), and starring Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Madison Scott, Kendra Banx, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone (pre-haircut), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Rob Rotten, Blue Iris, and Ron Jeremy (as the ringmaster, of course)... well, it sure beats a trip to Barnum & Bailey's. Hell, even Cirque du Soleil is starting to pale in comparison to this take on the big top. We just hope there's only one ring—we'd hate to miss out on any of the action!

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<![CDATA[Madison Scott Really Touches Us]]> If you have yet to catch what's known around these parts as "Madison Scott fever," then you're just not looking in the right places. And you should definitely click through on this post.

Though it's an earlier example of her work, you can still see the beginnings of true porn genius: the beautiful physique, the skilled handjob technique... is it any wonder she wound up one of our top crush objects of 2008?


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<![CDATA[“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold]]> In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right.

In fact, we directly credit the time we spent watching this exact sitcom—which made it's debut on ABC March 1st 1977, dead in the heart of our developmental years—as being the reason we ended up choosing this very career path. I am Jack's endless string of sexual innuendo.

Thus, when XBIZ's Director of the Year Will Ryder, creator of "Not the Brady's XXX," came to us and asked what we thought about him making "Not Three's Company XXX," and casting it chock full of cock all-stars like Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Alyssa Hall, and Roxy Jezel pitted against cock masters Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, Dino Bravo, Scott Lyons and last, but not least, the original God of Fuck Ron Jeremy, we thoroughly approved.

Okay, maybe he didn't consult with us "per se," but he did invite us to the set, which is just as good. It was there that we learned that this sexy homage to our favorite trio involves Jack losing his job, Janet taking a night job, and the Ropers assuming she is now a hooker. Of course, unlike the sitcom, we actually get to see everyone screw their hearts out—hooray!

Brynn Tyler takes an amazing fuck session in her tight pink box from Eric Swiss. Pouting beauty and Hello Kitty addict Jenny Hendrix looks incredible getting drilled by skinny Lyons, and sexy Penny Flame takes a crack at Roxy Jezel's dusky crack. Legendary performer Nina Hartley puts her cock sucking skills to the test again, and we love seeing Tommy Gunn go "full Guido" with the hair, gold chain, and machisimo—even if every Italian knows that you never go "full Guido."

Still, in the end it's Van Damage who steals the show, nailing white hot Madison Scott and Alyssa Hall at the same time. We're big enough to admit we're more than a bit jealous: pint sized sexual powerhouse Madison Scott is well on her way to becoming Performer of the Year, and definitely a full fledged Fleshbot Crush Object. We heart her. Big time.

"Not Three's Company XXX" arrives in stores this week, just 32 years and a few days after the original show aired. Enjoy this exclusive extended preview set.

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<![CDATA[Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"]]> While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like "Raging Balls," "The Wizard of Cunt," "Live Free & Fuck Hard," "Fucks With Wolves," "Diddler on the Roof," "One Fucked Over the Cuckold's Nest," "Midnight Cowgirl," "Schindler's Fist," and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical "The Sound of Hard Fucking," the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now" before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree's especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in "Spiderpussy," unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair's breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

"Bree's Big Screw Review" is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

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<![CDATA[Tera Patrick’s Porn Star "Pool Party" Restores Hope To A Weary Nation]]> Now that we've crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it's hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie... and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!

If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

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<![CDATA["Jesse Jane Heat" Really Brings It]]> One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We’re not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie's title tells you exactly what the movie is about. After all the dirt pipe milkshaking that we’ve ingested over the years, that kind of directness is most definitely appreciated. Church!

That said, in addition to being about Jesse Jane, "Jesse Jane Heat" also lives up to the "Heat" part of its name with several blistering scenes that are sure to leave something or other chafed, scorched, or smoking by viewing's end. To put it bluntly, Jesse Jane is simply gorgeous; so immaculately put together that she seems more like a wet dream sprung to life than the down to earth girl next door who's quick to laugh at all your corny jokes. With an insatiable sexual appetite and the carefree demeanor of a sixties stewardess, she’s an enigmatic paradox... until she takes off her clothes and starts fucking. At that point, that little part of your brain that keeps your inner dialogue going just shuts off. We could watch her all day long. (Seriously, you have no idea how hard it was to cut this gallery.)

Rounding out the "heat" are ample servings of beauties like Madison Scott, Paris Maybe, and Kiki Vidis. Each worthy sidekick exemplifies the kind of white hot performances Jane can eagerly certify with her stamp of approval, making this, yet again, another exceptional offering from Team DP.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Jesse Jane Heat" releases next week from Digital Playground. All images are the exclusive property of Digital Playground Dot Com... so don’t even think about it.

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