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"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass

DCypher — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh?

We're not entirely certain what that portends, but one thing we do feel safe predicting is that fans of the big ass genre have plenty to love about this release.

Naomi, Tia Sweets, Ava Rose, Lorena Sanchez, Riley, Richelle Ryan, Nikki Kane, Sunny Lane, Jessica Lynn, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, and Kirra Lynne comprise the cast of this master tribute to phat ass goodness—so pretty much any way you slice it, you're going to find something that you love.

We were particularly amused by Tia Sweets's gorgeous young bubble, as was her partner Mr. Pete, judging from the shit eating grin emblazoned across his grill.

The rest of the cast is hot and in their prime, including a fresh faced, blond Ava Rose, the early Naomi with her magical anal wiggle, ripe and ready Alexis "Goddamn!" Texas, and fresh off the bus Sunny Lane. Pound for pound, this may be the best the series has to offer to date.

"I Love Big Butts 6" comes out on the 8th—but you can live Sir Mixalot's dream right now by checking out our sneak cheek gallery.

Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Buy "I Love Big Butts #6" (gamelink.com)

New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Go Back To School With Lorena Sanchez

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Back when we were in college, we may or may not have run a little side venture involving selling pornographic imagery on the internet. Needless to say, Lorena Sanchez's on-camera exploits really took us back to those halcyon days.

Of course in our day, streaming video was still but a dream, and web cam shows were conducted via a series of stills uploaded online—or, er, would have been, you know, if we'd ever done anything like that.

· Buy "Bree's College Daze" (gamelink.com)

Lorena Sanchez vs. Isis Love (Ultimate Surrender)

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

“Soul In The Hole” Brings Us One Step Closer To Real Racial Transcendence

DCypher — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

After careful consideration, we've decided that if famed poet Alan Ginsberg were to make one straight interracial gonzo porn for Hustler, it would have been "Soul in the Hole." We're still waiting on Norman Mailer's.

Adorable skateboarding hooligan and part time pornographer Van Styles channels the new spirit of racial transcendence enveloping the nation. Utilizing deft accuracy with the lazy, naked, honest stare of the lens, Styles ends up capturing more than just hot sex. It's as if he's guiding through the rocky shoals of the illicit taboo to the core of the buzz, soulfully blending ebony and ivory, or in this case, horny white women who crave jumbo sized man poles crammed poetically up their sweet honey pots and the dusky hued philosopher kings who loving pry them open on the unyielding fury of their raging lust.

"Soul in the Hole" stars Claire Dames, Kelly Divine, Ryder Skye, Tristan Kingsley, and Lorena Sanchez, all working foremost on their own enlightening satisfaction—and then, inadvertently, perhaps soothing our country's tenuous race relations just a little at the same time? We sure hope so. We're all for fucking our way into a more tolerant multicultural society where everyone's voice counts. Van Styles takes us one step closer without even trying.

"Soul in the Hole" releases this week from Hustler Video. It bears no relation to the '90s classic of the same name.

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

Porn Compilations Are Your Future

Gram Ponante — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.

New Sensations' "I Love 100th Edition," a 4-disc set containing 12 hours of scenes from Jenny Hendrix to Bree Olson to Shawna Lenee to Tia Tanaka to Ashlynn Brooke to Cassandra Calogera to Lorena Sanchez (and about 25 more names you'd recognize) underlines the opinion that, in the end, it is not stars but quantity of flesh that will help porn survive the economic downturn.

(Of course, the other opinion is that it is only the occasional emergence of someone with star quality that keeps porn afloat. It might be a little of both.)

In any case, this DVD set is a testament to the power of the quantity platform, and I have chosen to include pictures of weirdly-placed feet in addition to a large gallery. Enjoy!

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "I Love 100th Edition" (gamelink.com)

"Jungle Fever" Ravishes "Barely Legal" Darlings Once More

DCypher — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Despite the WHO's refusal to acknowledge the worldwide epidemic, we here at Fleshbot are committed to bringing important issues like Jungle Fever to light, so they can be examined, and penetrated, over and over again.

Earlier today it was announced that Larry Flynt had issued a restraining order on his own nephew to prevent him from using the family name in another pornographic venture. Being embroiled up to one's eyeballs in legal proceedings, sticky or not, seems to be in your very DNA if you're a Flynt. Rest assured that it will not stop the pernicious and nutritionally fortified flow of sweet pornography that flows like an unstoppable river of goodness out of the Hustler building. Hells no!

One of this week's finer Hustler releases is the interracial thriller "Barely Legal Jungle Fever 2," a heart-pounding, suspense-filled, action-packed odyssey deep into the literal bowels of a handful of wanton and willing white starlets with a severe need to have their tight, pink, lubricious sex holes pried all the way wide open. Trinity Post, Jaylynn, Kinzie Jo, Krystal Jordan, Lorena Sanchez, Thea Marie, Marie Victoria, and a whole lot of dusky donkey dick show us how to get the job done the right way, dousing the flames of what would surely otherwise have been a terrible affliction with hours of loving and attentive nursing care.

So, the question is this: do you really want more cheesy puns describing the black on blonde action, or do you just want to dive right in and spank the day away? Yeah. That's what we thought. We'd do the same damn thing—that's why they call it a rhetorical question after all. Geez!

"Barely Legal Jungle Fever 2" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video. Go get some sweet medicine!

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Unsightly Spills Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:25:20 EDT

Not that Fleshbot readers aren't anything but swinging bachelors and (maybe two, at most three) bachelorettes, but they are also well-read. So they should know, at least anecdotally, that the word "blowout" strikes fear in anyone who has ever changed a diaper.

For this reason, as well as an equally legitimate need to not compare something that happens to Lorena Sanchez with a weekly sale at a mattress store, the word "blowout" needs to be excised from this title. So friends, be like last week's winner Tits McGee and find a more suitable title for this movie. And because we are benevolent, you can keep the "Creampie."

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Cream Pie Blowout 3" (gamelink.com)

This Week In Press Releases: "Barely Legal Latinas"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:39:57 EST

If we remember anything from our own quiñceanera, by the time ladies like Lorena Sanchez reach "Barely Legal" age everything is old hat. Still, to paraphrase Larry Flynt at last Saturday's AVN Awards, Porn Will Out. That is why our hearts leap up to resuscitate our very occasional Press Release of the Week feature, this time from the scribes at Saint Larry's own company, as they find the upside down exclamation point key on their typewriters that has proven so elusive to us (otherwise I, for one, would use it ¡all the time!) to flog "Barely Legal Latinas". Lee Ud. mas post el gapo.

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(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!

I swear, Pope Benedict XVI, if I hear you say "Ay Papi" one more time ...

Director Richard de Montfort truly knows how to get lust-filled performances from his stars. The film features spicy-hot scenes with Franky Vixen, Gabriella Romano and Lorena Sanchez, to name a few. These seemingly innocent ladies know exactly how to tease their men and get the right results!

Because the manipulative whore angle hasn't been tried since "Barely Legal Jewesses".

Franky Vixen gives a scorching performance as a young Latina who will do whatever it takes to make a good impression at her job interview. She demonstrates that sometimes passion is more important than credentials to get the job done!

How do you think we got our jobs here?

"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal titles," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager, "and this all-new Barely Legal Latinas will definitely satisfy your customers."

(How can they be satisfied if they can't get enough?)

Barely Legal Latinas features five sizzling scenes, including anal and a threeway! ¡Muy caliente! This one is hot hot hot!

Translation: Very hot! This one is hot hot hot!

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "Barely Legal Latinas" (talkingblue.com)

Erotica L.A. Dispatch: Mikayla De Mi Corazon

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:35:15 EDT

When last we saw Mikayla, she was an Amazon queen cavorting among the rocks above Porn Valley. Now Mikayla stars in "Dolores of My Heart", the second feature from Latino porn company Pulpo. It might surprise you that Fleshbot is written by several dedicated pornbloggeurs who, though we love each other very much, haven't all taken the altporn blue pill. Me, I like Mexicans.

That said, if Pulpo's first movie, "Black Worm", showed promise (and Lorena Sanchez), we're really looking forward to the second one, part of which debuts this weekend at Erotica L.A. - GP

· Pulpo (pulpoinc.com)
· Erotica L.A. (erotica-la.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Lyrical Porn Phrase of the Week: "Lick It Don't Dick It"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:06:48 EDT

Who knows how much money Gawker Media lost when it chose "Pure Filth" for its nipple-abrading t-shirts over "Lick it - don't dick it"? It's important not to wallow in despair over lost opportunities, though, and instead revel in the Ladies Only escapades contained herein, in which ten girls, including Mone Divine and Tommie Ryden (pictured), and love interest Lorena Sanchez do wonderful, horrible things to one another.

In the same way one can be unkempt but never "kempt," we are made aware that while some of us can dick around or dicker over something, we never, ever say "I'd like to dick that." Let's start now. - GP

· The Candy Shop (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy "Lick It Don't Dick It" (excaliburfilms.com)
· Buy a Fleshbot T-Shirt too! Mmmmm ... cottony!

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Crime Porn of the Moment: "Black Worm"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:30:51 EDT

We encountered Latino porn outlet Pulpo in January but just got around to seeing the company's first film today. "Black Worm" is a great example of the sort of porn made by people who watch movies instead of more porn.

Yet it is still supposed to be a porn movie, and we started running around like a little dog that needs to be let outside when there was a surfeit of talking and a dearth of boobies. But if we learned anything while soaping up Lorena Sanchez' vagina, it is that she somehow makes petty criticisms go away.

Read our review of "Black Worm" after the gap. - GP

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Black Worm

Studio: Pulpo
Director: Andres Tabogo
Cast: Lorena Sanchez, Alektra Blue, Mikayla, Van Damage, Justice Young, Tony DeSergio

Review by: - GP

There is a black worm, a gusano negro, in the bottom of certain bottles of tequila. "The worm is there to keep things pure," says small-time crime lord Capo as he explains why an acquaintance must die. "And I am that worm."

"Black Worm" is an ambitious project from a new porn company, Pulpo, raised on Telemundo and Robert Rodriguez movies. And Lorena Sanchez out-Hayek's Salma Hayek.

A caper movie involving hot female bodyguards, switched briefcases, dramatic monologues, and even more Lorena Sanchez, Black Worm is a solid and artful late-nite cable movie that could nevertheless use a little tightening; it has long stretches where no sex happens at all and the story and - sadly - the acting often don't compensate.

Lorena Sanchez is Carla, the moll of El Capo. El Capo undervalues her, but she has low self esteem anyway. He sends her on a job to seduce El Oso and switch his briefcase full of money with one full of shirts. She does, but she is caught. Then she finds out who her real friends are.

This movie has a lot of heat around it now; it is unlike anything produced in Porn Valley in years. There's some animation (better than Pirates!), a subtle, effective soundtrack, and Colombian neckties. It also has a bit of whimsy a la Gabriel Garcia Marquez. And Lorena Sanchez.

But these things are counterweighted by a story that is a little dense and a narrative that could take less time than it does; we know that the information is too long in coming out when the cameras start circling the room.

But above all this is Lorena Sanchez. Black Worm rises and falls on her, and she gets the job done.

· Pulpo (pulpoinc.com)
· Buy "Black Worm" (pulpoinc.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive