No Micah Moores were harmed in the creation of this image. - GP

· Kickass Pictures (kickass.com)

Previously: Lolpr0n Gallereh, You Can Has Lolpr0n, Porn of the Moment Archive

· Is Brooke Burke supposed to look like this just a few weeks after having had a baby? She must have had her skin replaced by spandex. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Spencer Tunick shot yet another series of mass nude portraits in Amsterdam this weekend just a few weeks after his gigantic spectacle in Mexico. Give the naked people a rest, will ya? (cbc.ca + tv3.co.nz)

· Speaking of nude photos, portraits of Kate Moss in the buff were auctioned off for £185,000, which is roughly 184,950 pounds more than her body weight. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Larry Flynt wants the dirt on your local Congressman ... again. Has anyone noticed that this guy is kind of obsessed with sex? (tvguide.com)

· Are you or someone you know suffering from that most horrible of afflictions: sleep sex? How are you supposed to brag about all the nookie you're getting if you can't even remember it? (foxnews.com + usnews.com)

· Man, Google really is trying to take over the world. Even Ceiling Cat has been assimilated. (erosblog.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

One of our favorite things to do after a long day of slogging in the porn mines is to spend some time at I Can Has Cheezburger? for a relaxing dose of lolcats; it's a nice way to unwind and remember that there are indeed different kinds of pussies out there to look at. Little did we realize, though, how quickly kitteh speak would take over our entire society: we now how have lolbees, lolStar Trek, lolgays, and even lolpresidents to giggle over as well. So it was really only a matter of time before we would be forced to get in on the act. (Don't pretend you didn't see this coming—after all, we live to take everything that is sweet and innocent in this world and corrupt it beyond all measure.) We now proudly present to you the debut of lolpr0n. Plz to be enjoying our filthiness, and feel free to warm the harbls! Kthxbi!!!!!1!!!!

· Lolpr0n! (Fleshbot Gallereh)
· I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? (icanhascheezburger.com)
· "You cannot resist lolcats" (explanation for no0bs @ slate.com)