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Rosie Jones And Amy Green Get Us Into The Christmas Spirit

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Now that it's finally December, we're feeling a little more tolerant of all the pre-Christmas hype. Of course, if all pre-Christmas hype involved topless babes of this caliber...well, they could start hawking Christmas in July, and we wouldn't protest.

Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)

India And Hannah Find Beauty In Nature

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

In all the talk of bikinis and beaches (and pools), we nearly forgot our other favorite summer pastime: camping! Leave it to Loaded to remind us of the beauty of going au natural.

Seren And Danni Hit The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Heading to the beach this weekend? Be sure to keep an eye out for Seren and Danni. They may not always remember the basics of beachgoing (like bringing a swimsuit), but they sure know how to have a good time.

Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)
Seren Gibson and Danni Wells (dailypoa.com)

Jessica Jane Clement Knows How To Hustle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Being American, we are, unfortunately, denied access to "The Real Hustle," a television program(me) in which Jessica Jane and her cohorts explain magic tricks and scams to the public. Alas, we suppose we'll just have to make do with these sultry bikini pix.

· Jessica Jane Clement Topless In A Pool For Loaded 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells.

Well, with modern babes and more boobs, actually. A lot more boobs. Anyone know why they didn't do the original covers like this? They would have sold twice as many copies! At least.

· Sophie Howard, Danni Wells, & Rosie Jones Topless In Loaded (see more @ dailpoa.com)

Roxanne Pallett, Smokin' Hot Superstar

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT

A quick Google search for Roxanne Pallett reveals that she is some sort of British actress who's appeared on a handful of reality talent shows—and looks smoking hot in lingerie.

The first few details are nice and all, but to be honest, it's really the last one that's got us falling head over heels for her (though we're sure her performance on "Soapstar Superstar" would have left us breathless, honest).

· Roxanne Pallett - Loaded 6-2009 (United Kingdom) (cameltap.com)

Loaded Brings Us The Babes Of 1990

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Do you remember 1990? Well, these girls don't—it's the year they were born. Is there a word for feeling simultaneously turned on and really, really old? Cause that's about where we're at right now.

· New Page 3 Babes Born in 1990 (dailypoa.com)

We're Still Sweet On Vikki Blows

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

During the two years and change that we've known Vikki Blows, we've seen her in a variety of creative set ups: surrounded by flames, in the back of a cab, decked out all Christmasy...

Yet somehow, we're still intrigued and aroused by photos of this raven haired honey. And speaking of honey... that picture of Vikki getting all sticky may actually be one of favorite photos of her ever. Which is saying a lot, actually, given how much we like photos of Vikki Blows.

· Vikki Blows Topless Pictures Get Me Loaded (egotastic.com)

Loaded Has Seen The Future... And It's Full Of Babes

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

The lads at Loaded have hopped into their time machine and checked out the babes of the future. Here's the good news: Kathy, Kim, and Zoe are all well worth waiting for.

Here's the bad news: it seems that in the future, nipples have gone out of fashion, replaced by some silvery, glittery substance. Or wait: maybe that's not it at all—maybe one glimpse of those futuristic nipples would actually cause a rip in the space time continuum, and that silvery coverage is the only thing standing between us and total devastation. Okay, probably not... but we'd rather imagine that then face the nasty realization that the future is just a big old niptease.

· Danielle Lloyd & Friends Topless in Loaded Mag (dailypoa.com)

Loaded Gives Us Two Topless Girls... And Chanelle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Not that we're complaining—not really, anyway—since Eva and Lindsey are hot enough (and topless enough!) to make up for any nudity tease on Chanelle's part.

But it chaps our caboose to see Chanelle repeatedly getting away with these "topless" shenanigans, getting cred she doesn't deserve, while taking away the spotlight from other hardworking, actually topless models.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to battle Chanelle's trickery, while also gaining the chance to win some free porn... oh wait, there is! (And in the meantime, enjoy the photos from the shoot.)

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· Lindsey, Chanelle, & Eve Topless For Loaded Mag 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

Jana Defi Continues To Defy Gravity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

It's been a while since we last checked in on Jana Defi—but we're glad to see she's as busty—er, happy as ever.

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· Jana Defi in Loaded (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Welcoming The Winter With Sophie And Rosie

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Now that Thanksgiving has run its course, and December is upon us, the holiday season has finally begun. And you know what that means—it's time for babes to get nude in vaguely holiday-themed settings. Thankfully, Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones are only too happy to oblige, cavorting naked in the snow and making their very own snowman. The girls seem to be a little confused about snow anatomy, though—silly babes, that's not where a nose goes!

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· Sophie Howard & Rosie Jones Topless in Loaded 01/09 (dailypoa.com)