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Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better.

Personally, we can't imagine handling Eva Wyrwal, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Kitty Lea and Emily all at the same time. If you can, you should probably notify a talent agency, set-up the camera, and write out your Last Will and Testament (just in case). The rest of us can just enjoy this video.

· Five Nuts Babes get Topless (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

We'll Spend 2010 With Lindsey

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

With so many wonderful, babetastic calendars hoping to help us get through 2010, it's a little hard to decide exactly which calendar is the right one for us. And with the unveiling the Lindsey Strutt calendar...that decision is even harder.

Yes, we've seen many wonderful calendars, with many wonderful attributes..but this one has Lindsey Strutt. Naked. On the other hand...uh, can we finish this discussion later, actually? We've kinda forgot what exactly we were talking about...and we don't think we'll be remembering any time soon.

· Lindsey Strutt 2010 Calendar (more @ dailypoa.com)

Nuts Offers Tribute To The Best Boobs In Town

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

In a highly unforeseen move, Nuts has devoted an entire photo spread to what they're calling "utterly brilliant boobs." What will those crazy kids do next—devote a whole issue to the joys of the naked female form?

Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)

Beat The Heat, British Babe Style

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

We've noticed that British women—particularly the big breasted ones—seem to spend a great deal of the summertime topless and in pools. Is this some little publicized UK tradition? And can we import it to the US? Please?

Malene Espensen, Lindsey Strutt, Kayleigh Pearson, and Casey Batchelor (dailypoa.com)
Casey Batchelor (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Kayleigh Pearson (dailypoa.com)
Malene Espensen (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful.

Big British Boobs: Is There Anything Better?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT

To the untrained eye, Nuts's "Big Boob Special" probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask?

Well, for one thing, Sammy Braddy's hair is now black! And for another... actually, no, that's pretty much the only difference we see. But hey, they've got a formula that works—so why mess with perfection?

· Nuts Magazine's Big Boob Special (dailypoa.com)

We're Totally Coveting These Footballers' WAGs

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:00:01 EDT

A dedicated team of British scientists are currently working to track down the exact gene that gives WAGs their irresistible sex appeal. While they're doing that, we'll be doing some "research" of our own.

This photo spread of the hundred sexiest footballers' wives should provide us with ample data to, ahem, analyze. Now if you'll please pardon us, we have some urgent business to attend to in our lab.

· Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Football Wives Of 2009 (dailypoa.com)

Britain's Boobiest Babes Bless Us With Their Bountiful Bosoms

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:30:01 EST

Given the ever increasing size of British boobs, the thought of encountering a collection of Britain's boobiest babes feels a bit, well, daunting. How will we ever be able to handle all the boobage?

By breathing deeply and taking them all in two at a time, we guess.

· Eva Wyrwal Presents Britain's Boobiest Babes (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe.

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

Loaded Gives Us Two Topless Girls... And Chanelle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Not that we're complaining—not really, anyway—since Eva and Lindsey are hot enough (and topless enough!) to make up for any nudity tease on Chanelle's part.

But it chaps our caboose to see Chanelle repeatedly getting away with these "topless" shenanigans, getting cred she doesn't deserve, while taking away the spotlight from other hardworking, actually topless models.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to battle Chanelle's trickery, while also gaining the chance to win some free porn... oh wait, there is! (And in the meantime, enjoy the photos from the shoot.)

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· Lindsey, Chanelle, & Eve Topless For Loaded Mag 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

2009 Babe Calendar Preview: Everybody Into The Pool!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:25:28 EDT

Do you remember how back when you were a kid no one put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving? And then suddenly you found yourself spending your Labor Day weekend shopping for pine trees? That's how we feel about calendars from the future creeping into our peaceful summer idyll. Of course, however, it's never to soon to think about the starting roster of lad mag all-stars posing nude for their 2009 New Year's gifts. Yes, they all have one: Lucy, Lindsey, Eva, Kitty ... everyone's getting in on the action this/next year. We may be grumpy old fogeys obsessed with tradition, but we are a little less grumpy today.

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· Nuts Mags Sexiest Calendars of 2009 (dailypoa.com)

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Previously: 2009 Nude Calendars Are Like Christmas In July

Sheer Bliss: Women In Stockings

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:35:18 EDT

Is there anything quite as seductive as a length of sheer, tight stocking hugging the leg and highlighting every last sexy inch of a woman's curves? If there is, we're not sure we want to know about it—because we're having enough of a hard time concentrating today as it is. In fact, we almost went into convulsions assembling this collection of stocking-clad beauties as per hodayathink's special request) ... and if we came across anything more tantalizing than what you'll find after the jump, we might never recover. (Which isn't to say you still can't keep those requests coming. We do love a challenge around here, you know.)

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Ryo (gals.sextronix.com)

Lindsey Strutt (timdir.com)

Ragdoll

Nico (burningangel.com)

Alexis Virgin (alexisvirgin.com)

Sandra Shine (timdir.com)

Gina (galleries1.bees52cash.com)

Madison Ivy (askjolene.apcgalleries.com)

Stevie Neko (eroticbpm.com)

Jasmine (pantymore.com)

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Lindsey Strutt obviously isn't very good...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:57:31 EDT

Lindsey Strutt obviously isn't very good at playing pool—she doesn't even know that you aren't allowed on the table! What a surprise that one has tried to talk her down. (dailypoa.com)

Lindsey Anne Strutt makes us happy we got...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:58:45 EDT

Lindsey Anne Strutt makes us happy we got out of bed this morning. The only problem with these pictures is that now we need to go lie down. (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Cover Girls: Getting The Babes Back Together

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:30:22 EDT

If you like Nuts magazine, but don't like, you know ... magazines, then we have the solution for you: instead of running down to the newsstand or mailbox every week to see if your favorite model has made the cover of your favorite lad mag, you can just visit their new Cover Girls website where all the most popular girls are ready and waiting for your sticky-fingered perisal. You'll find photo and video galleries for all the chirpiest birds including Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Eva Wyrwal, Lindsey Strutt and other usual suspects—with absolutely no dangerous staples or paper cuts to worry about! Convenience, simplicity and lots and lots of boobs. That's internet efficiency at its best.

· Nuts Covergirls (nuts.co.uk)

Well hello again, Lindsey Strutt. We have...

Fleshbot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:30:56 EDT

Well hello again, Lindsey Strutt. We have to say you're one of the most appropriately named Page 3 girls we've come across in a while, maybe ever—if we had a rack as magnificent as yours, we'd probably be really confident about showing it off too. (dailypoa.com)