Fleshbot: straight, linda hunt

Two Minutes, 39 Seconds Of Living Dangerously: The Linda Hunt Sex Tape

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:51:07 EDT

Our not-so-secret crush on pint-sized thespian and Tylenol commercial voiceover artist Linda Hunt has been documented here before, but never in a million years did we ever think we'd be treated to a nearly three minute clip of this particular object of our affection being pleasured by a strapping young buck on the top of a kitchen counter. You can keep your washed-up pop tarts and chick show television starlets: when it comes to fap material, one starring an Academy Award-winning performer who shot to fame for her crossgender portrayal of a "Chinese-Australian dwarf of high intelligence and moral seriousness" is totally worth firing up our BitTorrent client for!

· Linda Hunt Sex Tape! (ytmnd.com)

What's Your Kink? (Dot Com)

Fleshbot — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:45:39 EDT

Tired of having greedy, megalomaniac porn site owners decide that you're supposed to be turned on by things like freakishly large breasts, non-medicall licensed pornstar nurses in latex, or hairy arms? You now have the chance to be the master of your masturbation material at WhatsYourKink.com, a "groundbreaking new concept" in porn sites where eager smut fans just like you can submit your own fantasies—like fucking a hot Latina housekeeper or cornholing (their word, not ours) a flight attendant—instead of having to settle for the kinds of trite setups you see on all those other porn sites out there ... like, you know, fucking Latina housekeepers or getting it on with a flight attendant. So what if some of the "reader-submitted" video descriptions have a touch of Penthouse Forum dubiousness about them (e.g., "Steve from Nebraska wrote in: he told us his fantasy is to find a hot girl on the beach, bring her to his hotel room during the day, and give her the nasty")? If having a woman squirt breast milk all over your nether regions or rub a balloon all over herself while you're having sex doesn't do it for you, you'll have only yourself to blame. (Meanwhile, all we have to do now is fgure out a way for them to make our Linda Hunt fantasy come to life and we'll be set!)

· What's Your Kink: Custom Fantasy Videos (whatsyourkink.com, via Pornzio)

Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn, Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes

Wet Spots: An Offer You Can't Refuse

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:00:21 EST

· We don't like to make statements like this often, but ... Best. Bagel Ad. Ever. We'll take a dozen with cream cheese. (adweek.blogs.com)

· We don't like to make statements like this either, but ... we're idiots: that German brothel unemployment story from this morning is total bullshit (not to metion over two years old). We're totally blaming Nerve. (snopes.com - thanks SW)

· Adobe will soon offer tools that can tell you if a picture has been manipulated by Photoshop. We don't need it because we know that photo we have of Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba and Linda Hunt in a lesbian threeway is 100% legit. (xbiz.com)

· Two 19-year-old strippers team up to rob a bank? Sounds like a horrible Hollywood movie. Or a really awesome adult one. (cnn.com)

· Computer Tip of Day: Microsoft's security features are not guaranteed to stop the FBI from finding your secret illegal porn stash—but Steve Jobs would have totally had your back. (darkreading.com)

· We've secretly replaced the romance novels at Borders Books with hardcore pornography. Let's see if customers can tell the difference. (thetimes-tribune.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives