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Joslyn James Doubly Penetrated: Could That Be Roger Federer?

Gram Ponante — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

In 2007, Lexington Steele shot a movie in which Joslyn James, one of a recent series of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, was double-teamed by Jon Jon and Marco Banderas. That's it. No context there. We trust they all got along.

It takes a special person to take a two-porn-dude onslaught and be photographed looking like she's eating them for breakfast, but Joslyn James is one of those people. In "Lex Steele XXX 9," she handles both amicable brutes easily.

While armchair psychologists (and real ones) the world over might scratch their heads about Woods' need to get caught, our goal here is simpler and more gentle. All we'll say is Good for you, Tiger. We bet it seemed like a fantastic idea at the time.

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How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Step 1: be Lexington Steele. Step 2: proceed as normal.

Everyone knows that Lexington Steele lays enough pipe to put the plumber out of business, but were you aware that the gardener is about to lose his job, too? It's a recession, homies. Lexington('s veiny member) has more pep than Miracle Gro, so he can make a lot of plants (and voluptuous babes) happy. It's just plain economics.

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Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire...

The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3

Studio: Mercenary
Director: Marco Banderas
Cast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares

Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his "Dark Side" movies give the false impression that, because the sex is nasty, its perpetrators are, too.

But Banderas, like cohort Lexington Steele and a few others (Steve Holmes comes to mind) really comes across Annette Schwarz's face as grateful rather than "dark" in this series of vignettes featuring things like a dream sequence with Rebeca Linares and Alanah Rae (you see, they're selling cookies) and a glorious romp with Annette Schwarz in which the German uberfrau seems to inhale Banderas.

Then there are scenes with the unabashedly bootylicious Pinky and the exquisite Jada Fire as well as zaftig landmadel Katja Kassin and Mya Luanna, who answer the door to find Banderas in a towel speaking Spanish. It almost seems like a couples' movie if there weren't so much assfucking.

(NB: Plenty of couples I know assfuck on a regular basis, but they don't watch porn.)

Banderas seems genuinely happy to be amongst this bevy of hippy hotties, and there is no dark side evident whatsoever. So you'll have to oblige the title even if there's never a dark moment.

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"Lexington Loves Big White Tits"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Why is Bree Olson, who just re-upped with Adam & Eve, such a treasure? One reason can be found in the compilation "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits," in which she wipes Steele's come out of her eye with his cock.

You'd think compilation porn DVDs would be the best of the best, but often they are not; the sheer amount of material available often works against the better angels of a company's nature, and the consumer is left with something less thought out, even, than regular porn.

But "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits" is not only an excellent compilation but it is also a mini-history of famous and lamentably obscure porn talent over the past half-decade which shows why Steele is still at the top of his game and why huge white tits have been the cornerstone of Western Civilization.

There's very little tease, no story at all, and it appears that some of the women are wearing recycled outfits their counterparts might have worn in earlier scenes, but who cares? Viewers are treated to spirited performances from Sara Jay and Gianna Michaels, as well as a number of healthy, phat-bootied caucasians we haven't seen in a while and who have disappeared into the ether, like the bewitching Texas (not to be confused with Alexis Texas).

Not only that, but we also get Belladonna, whose breasts aren't that big, per se, but she is Belladonna.

Even though Bree's is arguably the most famous name in the bunch (and her scene, shot at least three years ago, shows exactly why she is in a long-lasting contract), it is the trysts that make up the middle of this 12-pack that are the most spontaneous, least-studied, and fun.

In the end, it is appararent why Lexington loves huge white tits, and we learn to love them, too.

Evan Stone Assembles Team Of Male Pornstars To Titillate The Ladies

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have united to form the XXX-Men, a team of ~~naked crimefighting mutants~~ top pornstars who perform naked dances for the ladies. (Only the ladies—so back off, O'Brien.)

Apparently, this is the first and only all male pornstar revue (which is a little sad, if you think about it). We're not sure why it took so long to get these men out on stage, shaking their tailfeathers...but for all the ladies who swoon over these boys' big muscles (the ones in their chests, you perv), this one's (finally) for you.

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A Separate Piece: Meet Persia Pele

Gram Ponante — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Iranian-American Persia Pele says that she wants to strengthen relations between the United States and Iran. I have no idea how she plans to accomplish this. But it's really working for me.

"And what better way to bring peace than to bring a piece?" Pele says. Pele, who tells Tina Tyler in "Fresh Out the Box 12" that she was a mainstream actress who crossed over to porn a la Kelli McCarty, might actually make people mad if copies of this DVD start circulating around Tehran.

But this does not dissuade Lexington Steele, who seems to find in Pele inspiration and cultural acceptance, if load volume is directly proportional to will to live.

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Deep Inside Sarah Vandella

Gram Ponante — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If Sunny Lane and Bree Olson were scientists creating the perfect blend of wholesomeness and hooker in their melon-scented lab, Sarah Vandella would win them the Nobel Prize in Saucy.

Vandella and Lexington Steele have been working together a lot lately, and it is apparent why.

Steele is a lucky bastard, that's why.

Steele has a good job, and told us that, even when he feels less engaged, fucking anyone he wants is better than working construction. Still, he clearly enjoys Sarah Vandella in this scene from "Lex Steele XXX 11."

Steele grabs handfuls of the alabaster Vandella, even taking off bling so that he doesn't injure her unnecessarily. And Vandella appreciates it.

We include some blurry shots of their scene because Vandella moved like a jackrabbit. It was like trying to capture the wind.

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Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD.

On the chance that any of you are actually inclined to see the movie while it's still on the big screen, do us a favor and let us know if Nick Manning manages to make use of his catchphrase—that might actually be worth paying to see. Well, maybe.

· "Crank 2" Credits (imdb.com, thanks E!)
· Thumbnail: Jenna Haze, not in "Crank 2" (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Jenny Hendrix Impaled On Ginormous Black Cock, But In A Good Way

DCypher — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

If you're NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won't hurt our feelings.

Ha! That's just what we thought! It's simply not possible to pass this goodness up, and that's what black super-performer of the decade Lexington Steele is banking on with his latest Jules Jordan release, "Lex the Impaler 4."

But breaking out of the original trilogy structure can be nerve wracking, right? Undoubtedly the question of how to uphold the integrity of the first 3 impalings, while stretching the boundaries in a believably rewarding ways, had to dauntingly weight his thoughts while his monster tool dauntingly weighted his hand. Ah, heavy is that crown the king must wear.

Lex answers the challenge by mixing some new school ripe cut-up like Jenny “My ass just don't quit, bitches” Hendrix, Gianna “Juicy Curves” Michaels, Kelly “Ass of the Year” Divine, and Raven Black, with OG booty from back in the day, including Tiffany Mynx and Lisa Ann. It's a dangerous gamble, since a handful of these luscious ladies have well jumped the shark—judging from the intensity of their pucker. The good news (for them) is that no matter how beat your veejay may be, having Lex slide all up in your guts will leave you singing "Like a Virgin" until your uterus clean falls out. Still, our unnaturally endowed protagonist doesn't discriminate, putting Dolemite to shame with his appetite's extraordinary range.

Guys don't have “landing strips,” so we guess that strip of glistening man fur between Lex's navel and nightstick must be a pube hawk. But when you're packing so much dick you could literally beat someone to death with it, no one calls you out for metrosexual behavior. We're thinking while he's at it, Lex might as well bedazzle his sack. Now that shit would be tight!

"Lex the Impaler 4" drops this week. Swallow your pride and go buy it.

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Two Predictions About The Size Of Your Cock

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:45:25 EDT

While "Keep your wiener cleaner" is an excellent motto, ask our 12-year-old selves about the last time we jerked off with soap or shampoo to know how potentially painful this gag gift is. Suggested for bachelor parties, what this novelty really says is, "I want to hurt your urethra." Not so with Lex Steele's Big Man XL Steel Cock Ring, however: what that says is, "I want to destroy your enemies."

Oddly enough, in the very same box we received an impressive and solid (not fragrant and water-soluble) item called the Lex Steele Big Man XL Steel Cock Ring, which looks like it can ably grip's junk (we tried it - it does) to secure the Space Shuttle's heat shield (we weren't allowed to test this theory, despite tempting NASA scientists with Dirtpipe Milkshakes).

It is clear from these comparison photos that Lex Steele thinks you have a bigger dick than the soap does. Now which product would you buy?

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Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes "Weeds"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:54:00 EDT

As we told you last month, porn star Lexington Steele has been playing Porn Star Lexington Steele in the two most recent episodes of Showtime's "Weeds". While his role did not allow him to service Mary Louise Parker, as we would have written it (with ourselves playing Steele), he did have more than five lines of dialogue about the catering on his porn set with series regular Justin Kirk. Not only that, but Kirsten Price and Jessica Jaymes were denied access to the craft services table for fear of pubes in the taboulli (before their obvious lack of them allowed entry).

While it might seem like typecasting to place the 420-friendly Steele in a show about marijuana, the multiple AVN Performer of the Year winner did work his acting chops by visualizing a world in which there was catering on a porn set..

Though it is true that Steele, Jaymes, and Price often perform in the rarefied world of Playboy/Skinemax cable porn, it is unlikely that the three would ever perform in the same movie together.

While we love "Weeds", it is always interesting, and sometimes irritating, to see the way the porn industry is depicted in other media. For example, the scholar will note that Steele was allowed to eat the catering, and he had much more hanging around at table level than the women did. Why? Well it wouldn't have served the joke.

And come on: no one goes to the craft services table naked.

Because of his "Over Five" on "Weeds" (which included another appearance in this past Sunday's episode, below) , Steele now has his SAG card, and will be appearing on an episode of "Nip/Tuck" this fall.

· Lexington Steele (lexsteele.com)
· "Weeds" Official Site (sho.com)

What could possibly be better than a real...

Fleshbot — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:30:34 EDT

What could possibly be better than a real live pornstar making two guest appearances on Showtime's "Weeds" (which just so happens to be one of our favorite shows ever even before they cast Mary Kate Olsen as a sexy Christian pothead)? Well, it'd be great if Lexington Steele managed to get Mary Louise Parker out of her clothes in at least one of the episodes, but we guess you can't have everything. (avn.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lex Steele's Interracial Stroker

Gram Ponante — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:23:12 EDT

Like a cheese-filled Combo, Lexington Steele's Cyberskin Interracial Stroker is a multi-hued device within a device that is perfect for the post-sexual revolution at which readers of this site are on the front lines.

Read more about this series of devices for Tomorrow's Man after the gap.

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Porn is so prevalent that most people can figure out its jargon by osmosis, but I didn't know what a stroker was until one got sent to me. A stroker is an instrument you, as a man, stick your part in to simulate what it might be like sticking your part into an actual vagina of a Lady. The understanding is that your real Lady is in Phoenix visiting her parents and that she would approve of the substitution, as it is mechanical and without Love.

But the Steele-branded devices are a little confusing in their marketing.

First, there are two hues of vagina, one looking caucazoid and one looking negroid. It is easy enough to assume from the colors that you are having sex with the so-called white woman or a powerful black sister.

In theory, though, one would not really have much of a chance to notice the race of the vagina for very long, because as soon as one is inside the stroker, one is also supposed to be Lexington Steele.

"Oh, but I'd know," you might say.

Then, since Steele is pictured prominently on the box, we can assume that the expanse of black Cyberskin around the vagina is supposed to be a model of his penis. Looking down, Tomorrow's Man is supposed to think, "Hey, my dick is as big as Lexington Steele's" (notwithstanding there is a vagina inside it).

But how does one then explain that there are two different shades of Steele, deep black and brown?

"Well - " you might say.

"You can't explain it," I'd say.

Clutched together, these meta-cocks look like hungry, eyeless baby birds. But sexy.

But why use a multi-ethnic stroker when, let's face it, other items that are already attached to one's arm might do the trick? As you can see, there is a level of fantasy at work here that requires a certain purity of thought.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteele.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Porn Valley Dispatch: That Garment Jayden James Is Wearing

Gram Ponante — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:00:50 EDT

When we finally do our porn version of "Logan's Run" (Because Jenny Agutter Never Stays Naked Long Enough^TM), we want Jayden James to coordinate the costumes. James was interviewed by Tina Tyler on the former's third day in the adult business.

"How are you doing?" Tyler begins.
"I'm fine, and yourself?" replies James.
"Let's start with a - Oh, I'm fine, thank you," Tyler says. "I'm so not paying attention to a thing you're saying because I keep looking at those tits."

Tyler avoids the question on everyone's mind before sending James off to meet Lexington Steele, and that is, "Will you be renewed?" - GP

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Previously: Fashion Archive

Celestial Porn of the Moment: "Fresh Out The Box 7"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 May 2007 00:47:14 EDT

The new packaging of Tina Tyler's "Fresh Out the Box" series brings an element of interstellar travel to the porn marketplace, perhaps approaching the divine in its search for the Infinite. Either that or these finger-in-the-mouth hotties are overexposed literally and photographically.

We consulted some volumes of ancient lore to see if ancient astronauts were involved, but found this:

More fresh babes that are ready to get violated. Five new girls total and three first-time-with-Lex- girls that suck and fuck big black dicks!

This isn't NASA; we have no idea what it means. - GP

· Buy "Fresh Out the Box 7" (gamelink.com)
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Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Tommy Gunn's Penis In The Driver's Seat

Gram Ponante — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:00:15 EDT

The notion that men who drive flashy cars or ridiculously-sized SUVs have small penises is a tempting and often accurate stereotype—but then again, we have never encountered a porn dude who drives a Festiva. As Freud said, sometimes an awesome car is just an awesome car.

Tommy Gunn was this year's AVN Award winner for Best Male Performer. Here he and his roadster are pictured considering Carmen Luvana.

"You know my car?" Gunn asked us earlier this week. "I parked the other day and this group of girls was giggling at me. They go, 'Nice car. I bet you have a small penis'. I said, 'You know, my penis bought me this car.'"

Further flying in the face of conventional compensatory wisdom is the fact that fellow cockswain Lexington Steele drives an H3. - GP

· Tommy Gunn (tommygunnxxx.com)