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Pink Visual, Self Proclaimed Masters of Reality Porn, Continue Series Unchallenged

DCypher — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

After amassing over twenty websites with thousands of videos, it's easy to see why Pink Visual would consider boldly labeling themselves the "masters" of reality porn. Not so fast! We'll be the judge of that.

Okay, so maybe you will be the judge of that, in the end, as the happy consumers partaking in this stuff. After all, with a cast that includes sexy young Dani Jensen, along with Ethan Cage, Lexi Lamour, Kayla Paige, Ricki White, Hunter Bryce, Winter Sky, and Eden Adams, we confess that our judgment has become a little clouded.

Can we make a suggestion? Rather than trying to sleuth out the mystery of whether or not they are better than, say, Bang Bros, at capturing "reality porn," why don't you try watching Dani Jensen get railed hard by Ethan while Lexi plays with her boobs and makes out with her and tell us that you don't get distracted?

We're not entirely sure what makes someone a "master" of what they call "reality porn," but we can say that many of the sample pictures they sent over certainly caught our attention. That's fair enough, in our humble opinion.

"Masters of Reality Porn 4" comes out this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon. Check out this nce selection of pictures, and then let us know what you think.

Pink Visual Continues Encouraging Couples To Seduce Teens

DCypher — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's that time of year again. The weather is cooling, leaves are turning, and couples are back out there, scouring malls, parks, and sex shops, working in teams to seduce teens. We love the fall!

Really, why would anyone waste good money in this economy on fancy hoaxes like "couple's therapy" when they could be using those funds on lingerie, flavored lube, chocolate covered strawberries, pony tail butt plugs, ball gags, Hitachi Magic Wands, bed restraints, and other things your average teenager needs to explore their newly awakened sex drive to the fullest?

We don't know either!

Ethan Cage and his wife Lexi Lamour are back at it again, this time with tasty young morsel Madison Scott. The deviant couple prove once again that the best way to keep your sex life happy and fulfilling in a marriage is to nail drop dead gorgeous young big breasted legal teen sluts then drop a piping hot load of freshly churned fuck butter all over their tiny faces. If we had one request as we move into the holiday season it would be to see much, much more of Madison Scott....we simply can never get enough of this amazing beauty!

Joining the master couple and their diabolically dirty young fuck slave are a host of other perverts and future perverts including Ashli Orion, Priscilla Sin, Devon Lee, Halia Hill, Rachel Milan, and Deena Daniels.

"Couples Seduce Teens 13" is out today from Pink Visual. Check out these amazing pix and enjoy your weekend.

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Teens' Evil Designs Thwarted Through Couples' Superior Fucking Power

DCypher — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While some might consider the act of couples seducing legal teen trim as exploitative and ultimately corrupt, the good folks over at Pink Visual have elevated the hunt into an absolute art form worthy of recognition.

Blue Moon Productions presents their 12th volume of "radical couples therapy," featuring Devon Lee & Marcus, Jordan Kingsley & Tony De Sergio, Ethan Cage & Lexi Lamour, John West & Priscilla Sin, all engaged in running game.

Lindsay Kay, Cali Winters, Jessica Dalton, Scarlet Fay, and Maxine Tyler may seem like defenseless fuck bunnies, all wet and ripe and gullible and just waiting to be snatched up, rode hard, pulled all the way open, then left sore and satisfied—but don't judge a book by its cover. We know better. We've seen "Poison Ivy" (yeah, the original one with Drew Barrymore, back in the day.).

We know how these young seductresses are when they begin to realize the power of their blossoming sexuality, even though they've been on 50 first dates and never been kissed. We know how these bad girls will use it to ruthlessly get what they want just for sport, like an evil doppleganger, even if it means tearing apart the sanctity of marriage—just like the Amy Fischer story. They just want to know what happens. Just like Donnie Darko, they want to destroy the world.

It may be just wishful thinking on their part, knowing that the best men are family guys, and wanting to live happily ever after so bad they could just scream. They just keep hoping, more fascinated than Curious George, until it all reaches a fever pitch—far from home in a conspiracy of love with no place to hide until the world seems like nothing more than one big grey garden.

Luckily all of these couples have the strength, communication skills, and sheer staying power to drill these young fire starters into utter mind bending satisfaction, despite their irreconcilable differences, making sweet music and lyrics to go along with them. Together they go the distance until everybody's fine. Sure beats riding around in cars with boys eating home fries, we can tell you that.

In the end, despite the strange circumstances and their altered states, they end up going together like E.T. And Charlie's Angels.

"Couples Seduce Teens 12" releases next week from Pink Visual. Check it out.

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Goo Diligence: "Cum Scene Investigation 5"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Perhaps this porn series cleaved harder to its non-porn inspiration in earlier incarnations, but for the life of me I can't find a Gary Sinise anywhere in the fifth installment. Facially unloaded disappointment.

Cum Scene Investigation 5

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: Rico, Craig Valentine
Cast: India Summer, Leah Wilde, Peyton, Allison Pierce, Aaralyn Barra, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Jeremy, Jack Vegas

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Cum Scene Investigation 5" has nothing at all to do with law enforcement or cities with dark underbellies just brimming with local actors satisfied with 5-and-under AFTRA contracts.

Not only that, but the movie also can't stick to one format in this compilation from the company's various Internet series. There's something from "Couples Seduce Teens," something from "AutoBang Sluts" (Sluts in a Car, to distinguish the series from rival Bang Bus), and, I don't know, "I Fuck for Sandwiches."

That is not to say the movie isn't good. I would watch Lexi ("Have you ever, like, had a threesome?") Lamour do anything, and if I were a scared 19-year-old girl, I would totes be seduced by her. Also, I was impressed with Aaralyn Barra in the final scene, in which I was reminded of the Cyndi Lauper That Might Have Been.

Still, the dramaturg in me rebelled against this blatant abuse of accepted porn ripoff conventions. The guys didn't even ejaculate on the same body parts in each scene. It should have been called "NYPD Goo."

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Teen Seduction: Couples Still Doing It

Gram Ponante — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:00:00 EST

If I were Yakov Smirnov (and who says I'm not?) I might be tempted to say, "Those couples are always seducing teens ha ha ha!" Indeed, through ten segments of Pink Visual's almost-believable "reality" series in which porn stars pretend to be real people, it sometimes seems just about plausible that those May/July seductions actually happen.

College student Tori Black sells raffle tickets for her basketball team to couple Marcus and Devinn. With the lengthy setup we know that healthy, All-American Tori will end up selling just a little more to the ravening oldsters but, in porn terms, when we know that everything has already been signed for and payment arrangements agreed upon, this extended dialogue scene is almost a seduction in itself. After all, rarely do porn performers spend too much time on camera together not fucking.

Later, perennial favorites (if I were Yakov Smirnov, I might call them "perineal favorites" ha ha ha!) Ethan Cage and Lexi Lamour - an actual couple - approach delicious Tatiana Kush at a park on the premise of scouting locations for a movie. They get her home pretty quickly. Frankly, I would believe anything Lexi Lamour ever said.

"Here's a new experience you can have," she tells Kush, the aspiring actress. I think Kush and Amber Peach should wrestle.

Later, they pull the same scam on Nicki Flame, this time appealing to her love of horticulture. Then: Marie McCray (something about dogs).

If an alien (from Space, not Yakov Smirnov) were to view just one porn movie, and if that movie were "Couples Seduce Teens 10," he could be forgiven for assuming that Porn Valley is full of couples on the prowl for easily-convinced teen flesh. Let's hope that life imitates art in my neighborhood.

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DVD Review: "Couples Seduce Teens #6"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 16 May 2007 19:43:22 EDT

I liked "Couples Seduce Teens 6", a movie made for probably $12k, better than the multisquillion dollar "Janine Loves Jenna". Why? The stories were more compelling and they left the lights on. Bonus: no one committed suicide!

Read our review after the gap. - GP

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Couples Seduce Teens 6

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: Rico Strong
Cast: Julie, Kaci, Sammie, Kinzy, Emily Evermore, Veronica Rayne, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage

Review by Gram Ponante

This Internet-to-DVD series is one of my favorites because, when the right couple is involved, one is fairly certain that when they aren't collecting fees for their work, they are picking up girls at the gym anyway.

Such is the case with real-life couple Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage. The scenario of an older (well, she's in her 30's, which is darkly erotic in our metropolitan areas) woman luring the 19-year-old Kaci to her home for a post-workout "protein shake" is almost feasible.

Kaci feigns surprise that Cage comes to pick the ladies up in his Honda. "I thought you said you weren't married," Kaci gamely protests.

"Oh, he's the one who makes the protein shakes," Lamour says.

If you lived in Southern California for at least three weeks and had breasts, it is likely the very same thing would happen to you.

Once home and with honest-to-God protein shakes delivered (in wax cups), Kaci is still shy.

"You seem intimidated," the confident and amiable Lamour says. "But you're in good hands."

"Am I?" Kaci asks.

The first scene of these movies is always the longest. It is usually the only one that bothers with an extended setup, establishing for the rest of the movie the dance long-term couples must do every goddamn time they lure home a teen.

But this movie takes its time with each interlude, which makes the title better.

Lamour dons a strap-on and Kaci reveals she has two pierced nipples and a tongue stud. "You're no innocent teen," I spat. One has the sinking feeling that this was all planned. Further de-hoisting my suspension of belief was Kaci's "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" t-shirt, ubiquitously available at the Erotica L.A. and AVN conventions.

Reality aside, if you're in the steam room and Lamour approaches, do anything she says. Get in the car with her and do anything she says.

Next up is Michelle and Reno scouting for Julie, who they find outside a panaderia selling nuts for a school trip. As intriguing was the backstory, I fast-forwarded. The interesting thing was that Julie probably made more money with this scene than she would have selling trinkets in a parking lot.

The Couples Seduce Teens series has evolved a little since the last time we visited it. A little more attention is paid to a throughline, and it pays off. The setups don't take the audience for granted, either; no one believes this is really happening, but the reactions are fun to watch.

Especially when potential babysitter Kinzy comes by to Veronica Rayne's house to find her and her husband, Joe (Pink Visual keeps budgets low by not identifying any of the couples in the credits and reducing the teens to single names ... this is infuriating) in the hot tub naked.

"Sorry," they say. "Whoops."

The couple quiz Kinzy on her sexual activity.

"Is this a question you should ask babysitters?" she asks.

"Well, I don't want to come home and find you and your boyfriend having sex on the couch," Joe replies, his dick hanging out of his towel. "Not that that would be bad."

Kinzy is the most reticent of the teens; she takes some working on. At the end, she finds that the couples' "babies" are dogs. It's sweet.

Lexi and Ethan are back for a tryst with Emily Evermore, who they find at Porn Valley's Pierce College. If Kinzy was reticent to the point of being a little boring, Evermore breaks her innocent character now and then with porn tropes like "How do you like that pussy??"

A movie that tries its best to conform to the tenets of reality porn, Couples Seduce Teens 6 succeeds through the exertions of its horny couples, even if the girls they pick up don't seem worth the effort. Myself, I would have just stayed home with Lexi or Veronica. Jesus. Who needs teens?

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