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Lene Alexandra's Boobs Downgraded From "OK" To "Just Peachy"

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:25:07 EDT

Do you remember our old friend Lene Alexandra? For you newcomers, she is a Norwegian ... let's say "model," who sings, stars on reality TV shows and basically just tries to stay famous using her very well proportioned chest. Well, some scurrilous bloggers have dug into her secret past and discovered some nude photos taken before she was famous ... and before her latest breast upgrade. It's a shocking development for the poor girl, and she must truly be "haunted" by this youthful indiscretion—because it's not like she posed nude just this year for a European men's mag or first got everyone's attention by singing a song about her tits. How will she and her new breasts ever live it down?

· Lene Alexandra Naked (totallynsfw.com)

Remember Norwegian model and "singer" Lene...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:13:18 EDT

Remember Norwegian model and "singer" Lene Alexandra? Well, we've just been given a closer look at her boobs and don't worry ... they're still ok. You can go back to whatever you were doing now. (dailypoa.com)

Lene Alexandra's Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:00:17 EDT

Those of you with very good memories and/or an encyclopedic knowledge of Norwegian sex scandals may remember the name Lene Alexandra from a bit part she played in the life of pornstar-turned-Miss Norway contestant Aylar Lie. Has it really been that long since Aylar alleged that she and Lene had a hotel room romp with British bad boy Robbie Williams? That's all ancient history, of course, but Lene is aiming for the spotlight once again, this time as a crossover pop star. Her strategy is quite bold, since she seems to be unapologetically aiming to fill the blonde bimbo void left by Jessica Simpson's divorce and Britney Spears' insanity with her first single "My Boobs Are OK," a title allegedly inspired by her first words to the public after a minor accident.

The song (which we dare you not to sing along with) and video are a jiggle-tastic salute to her own airheadnesses, and reside somewhere between knowing satire and simple honesty. It's also a loving tribute to her prodigious rack, which she obviously realizes is her number one asset. In fact, Lene may be selling herself short—we'd say that her boobs are more than just "OK." Some of the other descriptors that come to mind: spectacular, outstanding ... aerodynamic?

· "My Boobs Are OK" (YouTube, via adrants.com, via dontlinkthis.net)
· GO BOOBS!!! (lenealexandra.com)
· Bonus: Lene Alexandra yen photo gallery (cel.webby.no)

Previously: Aylar: Pageant Porn Star, Aylar Loves Robbie, The Crashlanders' Vintage Burlesque Show, Still More Sexy Music Videos, More Sexy Music Videos