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There's No Ambition Like "Blonde Ambition"

DCypher — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Much to the chagrin of that legendary Little Rock duo, it seems that gentlemen aren’t the only ones who prefer blondes. Turns out that hardcore porn fans dig ‘em too! (For the record, we meant Marilyn, not Hilary. Moving on then.)

Canadian evil porno super genius Eric Everhard uncovers this earth shattering revelation in his latest offering, "Blonde Ambition." With the help of his abnormally endowed team of vaginal explorers, he drills hard into the soft pink centers of several succulent young seductresses, including Lauren Phoenix, Keri Sable, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Ellen Saint, Annette Schwartz, Carmen Kinsley, Maya Hills, and Alexis Texas. The ripe and juicy results ripple tellingly enough down the creamy, trembling inner thighs of these satisfied strumpets, who wail like klaxons, a shock of spun gold silk unabashedly waving like a conqueror's flag or amber waves of grain as they writhe in ecstasy.

We've missed Keri Sable, so we're quite happy to see the dirty little princes in action again. Aside from that, though, there's not much new or noteworthy about "Blonde Ambition"—but so what? We like to think of the collection as a "Best of the Blondes" compilation from one of the best performer-slash-directors (or slashies) to ever hit the jizz biz.

"Blonde Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check the trailer out below when you’re done enjoying the free sample. And happy Monday!!!

· "Blonde Ambition" (julesjordanvideo.com)

Oh, Canada: The Girls Of The Great North

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

If tomorrow's election doesn't go quite as hoped, we're willing to bet that some of you might end the evening looking to expatriate. If the good ol' US of A just doesn't seem good enough anymore, perhaps you'd like to consider a move to Canada? With socialized medicine, Tim Horton's, and a homegrown porno channel, the land of the maple leaf is a pretty decent alternative to its southern neighbor—especially since it's also home to some rather good looking ladies. Meet some of Canada's loveliest (and nakedest) ladies after the jump. They're hot enough to make us head north... no matter who wins tomorrow.

Anouck (burningangel.com)

Claudia Costa (softcore-source.com)

Lanny Barby

Shyla Stylez

Sunny Leone

Christie Lee (kellyfind.com)

Metalux (burningangel.com)

Lauren Phoenix

Kate Ground (katesplayground.com)

Nikki Benz

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:45:28 EDT

Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions.

Once the title held by Belladonna, Tianna Lynn, Brianna Love, and Lauren Phoenix, Buttwoman is now the domain of Alexis Texas. At a solemn ceremony earlier this week, Texas acknowledged that with great power comes great responsibility, and vowed to avoid offshore drilling in search for the excess of emollients her ass requires.

• Alexis Texas (Wikipedia)
• Watch the "Buttwoman" Trailer (elegantangel.com)
• Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
• Alexis Texas Galleries: 1, 2 (nsgalleries.com. via askjolene.com)

"Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2": Now With Extra Gravy!

DCypher — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:47:00 EDT

As much as we'd love to announce a new pornstar-branded line of premium quality cat food, "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast" is a DVD series where Ms. Lynn and her partner in crime Travis Knight seek out tasty young minxes to fulfill their insatiable hunger for soft pink flesh and other kinds of meat by-products. (Sorry, we did say this wasn't about cat food, didn't we?)

Let's give them an A for effort, at least in the casting department: the menu for the second installment of this "Feast" features a young Keri Sable, now removed from porn and eternally inviolable, and fondly remembered Fleshbot crush object Lauren Phoenix, who has also since gone on to fuck in private and who presents her legendary ass like a tender peach ripe for the picking. In addition, Courtney Simpson provides the after-dinner entertainment as she demonstrates the correct way to perform Chinese fingercuffs from the New American Kama Sutra.

While Lynn and Knight borrow more than a few moves from the playbook of POV master Jules Jordan, they sometimes lack Jordan's attention to technical detail with the result that there are more than a few distracting glitches here and there. Maybe the next time around Lynn might want to consider swapping out Travis Knight for Jules, who doesn't wear bright white sneakers in every scene? (In fact, we have no idea whatsoever what Jules Jordan's feet look like, and we prefer to keep it that way.)

· Gina Lynn Productions (ginalynnproductions.com)
· Order "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2" (Adult DVD Empire)

Porn of the Moment: "Girl Gangs"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:15:12 EDT

While the only scene that really qualifies as "gang violence" is one in which Lauren Phoenix and Kylie Ireland team up on Keiko, the rest of the scenes in this compilation are a hodgepodge of all-girl trysts from a number of different directors on two continents, featuring performers both famous and obscure. This scene, for example, is a costume (and then a lack of costume) drama starring Kathy Anderson, Frederica, Natasha, Marika, Sandra Russoe, and Venus.

I don't know who any of those people are either, but when you've got a lot of naked girls in a room, the idea of name recognition seems meaningless. - GP

· No Man's Land Productions @ Video Team (videoteam.com)
· Buy "Girl Gangs" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive