Lucky for us, Digital Playground apparently understands our sadness more than ever, since they have decided to release this latest Celeste cut to the world. "Stoya Scream" howls with all the intensity of famed beat poet Ginsberg, nurturing our tender, broken souls in the process, and lulling us back to calm with all the compassion of a loving mother.

Our Supreme Commandress is joined by Carmella Santiago, Madison Ivy, Lindsey Love, Lacey Love, Alexis Texas, Mahlia Milan, and Soliel. We feel in love with Carmella the minute we saw those big pouting lips twist in ecstasy as young stud Derrick Pierce drove his rigid tool all the way up into her well-groomed patch of fur and plush wet pink.

So while wing nuts from the penis army march across the cold face of the land protesting we're not sure what, we'll stay indoors for our "tea bag" party today, enjoying the pale-skinned darling Stoya as she restores our spirit with her unswerving brand of dirtiness coupled with an immaculate beauty that won us over at first sight.

"Stoya Scream" releases next week from those geniuses over at Digital Playground, but you can see a small sample in the galleries below. Look but don't touch.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

There are a few rare humans who are born without the capacity for jealousy and clinging possessiveness. For the rest of us, it's something we are indoctrinated into at an early age and, through tremendous personal growth, attempt unshackle ourselves of as we shed layers of social programming and enjoy the ineffable fruits of our efforts. Though the path is difficult and arduous, what awaits just beyond the jealousy is the fulfillment of sexual desires so thoroughly and deeply buried in your right now that you aren't even conscious of them. Trust us. They're in there, just waiting for you to do the work to free your mind.

Back in the 70's, the idea of wife swapping reached public acceptance with the introduction of "key parties"—a cultural phenomenon that played to the strengths of free love and uninhibited group sex. The idea was simple: as couples filed into the party, the men would drop their car keys into a fish bowl. Wives would then blindly draw out a set and partner up with whomever they belonged to. Famed sex author and Fleshbot friend Tristan Taormino asserts in "Opening Up," her new book on polyamory, that this concept was allegedly spawned amongst married Navy personal in San Diego.

Since then, the climate of America has been radically transformed—ironically, by many of the same people. The former agents of free love have given in to a moral panic that's usurped sexual exploration, transforming it into a benignly flavorless stew harnessing the energy more for reproduction than recreation.

Which is why the latest release from Pink Visual, "Wife Swap Volume 6" is so refreshing. At no point during the action do we get the sense that there's anything out of the ordinary in the behavior of these loving, sexually liberated couples. In fact, Evie Delatosso, Kelly Kline, Mario Rossi, Richard Kline, Jack Lawrence, Puma Swede, Shy Love, Steven St.Croix, Emilianna, Joe Rock, Kayla Paige, Will Powers, Barry Scott, Dick Delaware, Lacey Love, Lindsay Love, Burke, Jack Vegas, Tina Tink, and Veronica Rayne couldn't be happier to be swinging back and forth with each other.

We could all learn a lot from these post Nietzschean darlings about living more human than human. But for now, just kick back as a casual observer and enjoy this fine set of promotional pictures provided by Pink Visual.

"Wife Swap, Volume 6" releases this week, heralding what could be a brave new world.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet's girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn't enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched "Stoya Sexy Hot," we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it... an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn's massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don't even have to wrap it for us!

"Stoya Sexy Hot" releases today from Digital Playground. And it's not just a porn movie—it's also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)