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Elegant Angel Announced 2010's "Performers Of The Year"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

True, we've all got our own opinions on which adult stars should be crowned as the performers of the year—but Elegant Angel's "Performers of the Year 2010" makes a pretty compelling case for its choices.

With Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Jenna Haze, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel's put together a formidable team of all-stars to carry them into the new year. Sure, there are a few names we'd love to see added to the list...but we wouldn't dream of saying no to a single one of these names. Especially when sex is on the table.

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Mayhem Invites You To Dive Right In To "Bubble Butt Cuties"

DCypher — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Nothing in the world can compare to the succulent, round, bubbled cheeks of a sexy young strumpet, gloriously on display for the whole world to witness, being properly worshiped before that sexy little lady gets pounded right.

That's why watching Sin City's newest release, "Bubble Butt Cuties," feels like waking up to find someone rolled Christmas, Easter, the Superbowl, Nascar, UFC, Shark Week, Demolition Derby, Metallica, Fight Club, Quentin Tarantino, and Beerfest all into one! Now that's powerful!

What a piece of work is Ava Rose...and her extraordinary ass! How noble in reason! How infinitely breathtaking in expansion...like a stained glass masterpiece hanging in a solemn church on a cold winter's morning, the virgin's ineffable tears, or the way your heart feels like it's going to explode when a small child bursts into a hymn. In apprehension, how like a God? If you're starting to get the feeling that we are suggesting Ava Rose's ass is akin to having a religious experience, or better still, a spiritual epiphany, then you are finally getting it. Sexy Ava plays the fool for Dane "Baby" Cross who turns their playful back and forth into a white hot session, showing her some tough love just to prove he's the boss of that massive booty.

Aubrey Adams provides a grateful Cheyne Collins with a "Fuck-A-Gram," until he turns her sweet pink speed racer back into a purring kitty kat snatch. Kristina Rose taunts Nick Manning from a jail cell until he power fucks her sweet sphincter, raining down a tsunami of expletives and irrational catch phrases that seem to entrance her into an animal state of raw desire. Kirra Lynne tries to trick Jenner and steal his watch but ends up taking the A Train to brown town, and singing his praises the way ride.

In the end, it's Jayden James who owns this release. With curves this dangerous and cheeks so full and merry, she practically owns poor Eric Masterson, who has to come up with a ruse to bed her, and works harder than a sweatshop employee with no bathroom breaks to give Jayden the kind of 'hard dick and bubble gum', uterus hammering, drilling that is her birthright.

"Bubble Butt Cuties" releases later this month from DCypher and Mayhem. Check out this extremely exclusive gallery we shot on set just for you, our loyal readers....and trust us when we say we really hope you enjoy this set. Have a great weekend!

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"Barely Legal Bubble Butts" Drive Us Nuts

DCypher — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Rachel Milan, Kristina Rose, and Aubrey Addams have many things in common, but one of them stands out more than most. Way out. Yes, we're talking about their sweet, phat, barely legal, chubby ass cheeks.

This week, director Van Styles brings together this all star cast to showcase their beautiful booties taking the fucking of their sweet young lives. And you know who wins? That's right. All of us do. Judging from the handful of amazing sample pictures they sent over, we bet you had already guessed that much.

Take, for exampl,e the ample posterior of stunning petulant diva Jenny Hendrix, which juts out precariously from the rest of her perfectly proportioned body with absolutely no regard as to how it will affect our delicate sensibilities. Under Van's steady, devilish direction, Jenny's orchestrated sexual performance creates severe swelling in specific regions of our bodies, causing euphoric bursts and intense cravings that haunt us for hours on end. Her droolworthy ass and high pitched moaning are enough to keep us well under her spell for years to cum.

Similarly Alexis (oh my sweet Buddha) Texas submits another award worthy performance, grinding those full round cheeks up and over the rigid tool of her lucky lover as he plunders the hot, tight, pink depths of her luscious honey hole.

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Manuel Ferrara Fucks Them "Raw"...Again

DCypher — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When we think of French guys with huge, uncut cocks who've managed to nail every chick we've ever wanted to screw, only one name comes to mind – Manuel Ferrara. You too? Wow. What a strange coincidence...or not.

This week, the world gift's to fine chicks, Mr. Ferrara (since you're nasty), regales the world with another installment of his RAW series (which is essentially a six scene demonstration of how to properly fuck drop dead gorgeous women). Asian Shan, Avy Scott, Chayse Evans, Eloa Lombard, and Kristina Rose make up the cast of "Raw 2," and—from what we've been able to see of the production—couldn't be any happier to be getting drilled senseless until they drool out of at least two holes of their breathtaking bodies.

You see, it's not enough for the Evil Angel performer slash director to simply make truckloads of cash having the hottest chicks on the planet beg to sleep with him (and satisfying them in ways most of us can only imagine). No, he's gotta rub it in our faces, too. Thanks, buddy. No seriously, thank you, for sharing these moments out of you and your lucky friends lives, to give us all something to aspire to, for sharing the dream.

With a little luck, we may be able to bang our own Avy Scott one day, her big, jiggly jugs jogging back and forth in a milky frenzy while she wails in delight, if only we continue to chase our passions. You taught us so much, mon frere, like how to whisper "tu es si chaude et sexy petite coquine" in a girl's ear while nailing them at full volume.

"Manual Ferrara's Raw 2" is a two-disc set. It is available now from Evil Angel. Feel free to check out the amazing pictures they sent over.

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"Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi

Gram Ponante — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations.

Rocco Ravishes L.A.

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can't resist someone like Bobbi Starr, it's a shame when so little is made of it.

Siffredi channels Randy Newman in both his love of L.A. and in boxcover font choice for his stateside comeback extravaganza, "Rocco Ravishes L.A.," in which "The Stallion" and a troupe of foreigners (Mark Davis, Marco Banderas, and Tony Ribas) are violently serviced by Starr, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kristina Rose.

One of the persistent myths about any porn, but particularly this type of clinical, graphic, and forceful material, is that the women in in don't like it. While this is certainly true some of the time, it is most often not the case, and we can see this in scenes with Starr, Karter, and Adrianna Nicole, in particular.

"I was star-struck," Bobbi Starr told me a month after the Siffredi shoot, which took place in January, 2009. "He wasn't originally going to put my head in the toilet, but I kind of begged him to."

This movie is dirty, dirty, dirty but, lest you think it is dirty in that disaffected European sterile way, "Rocco Ravishes L.A." has heart. Rocco is clearly delighted to be back in the catbird seat again, as are his gracefully aging cohorts, each of whom drops loads spiced with a little gratefulness.

Kagney Linn Karter was new to the business when this movie was shot, and Lexi Love had just returned to it after a hiatus. Both are great fun to watch. Jada Fire is like an ominous storm cloud washing over both Lexi Love and Mark Davis, and she looks exquisite.

"Rocco Ravishes L.A." is one of those movies that is both a great snapshot of porn in 2009 and an education in the style of a guy who has been teaching hardcore fucking for more than a decade.

Keeping Tori Black All To Yourself

Gram Ponante — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Few performers can pull off the direct address method of pornography without sounding shrill or blowing their repertoire, but Miss Tori Black both looks good and sounds good in "Interactive Sex with Tori Black."

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Studio: Zero Tolerance
Cast: Tori Black, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, and the stunt cocks of John Strong, Chris Johnson, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, and Dane Cross

Review by: Gram Ponante

It's sort of like a Tori Black Aquarium Screen Saver at first. Black lounges on a couch and suggests the things you can do with her: handjob, stick it in her ass, watch her have a slumber party. What's your pleasure?

Interactive movies are expensive, requiring multiple takes and days of filming as well as heavy authoring. POV movies, which also feature the star looking directly into the eyes of the owner of a disembodied penis, are not.

So the star that an interactive title is based around needs to be able to carry the whole thing. Tera Patrick could, as well as Carmen Luvana. And so can Tori Black. She takes her time and keeps her voice low and sexy through hundreds of variations on simple themes: fast, slow, front back, choice of outfits, choice of partners, choice of positions, and finally, where the vicarious you wants to shoot his load.

Appearing in the thankless role of stunt cock are the good sports John Strong, Chris Johnson, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, and Dane Cross. We don't see all of you, guys, but we know you're there.

Black is joined by the likes of Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, and Georgia Jones in her escapades, and each in her turn makes it all about you.

This 3-DVD set includes (if you care about this sort of thing) Black's first anal scene. Spoiler: she takes it like a champ.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet Your Newest Slutwoman

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

As the latest entry in a long line of Slutwomen, Kristina Rose has a lot to live up to. But from the looks of this trailer...well, we think she'll do just fine.

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Boxcover Of The Week: Watch Bobbi Starr Pull Kristina Rose Out Of A Cock

Gram Ponante — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Bobbi Starr and Kristina Rose throw each other this way and that in "I Love It Rough #4," and what we love about this boxcover is that Starr's flushed, just-fucked expression leaves no doubt about her intentions.

This Brandon Iron movie is especially dirty, and at one point Starr and Rose appear to be mopping the floor with each other, which made me go punch my Roomba in its smug little face.

"I Love It Rough 4" also features Amber Rayne in a series of ultrabendy asstastic contortions, but fistfuls of Kristina Rose in the hands of Bobbi Starr sold this movie for me.

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Alexis Texas Is (Still) Buttwoman

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Normally at this time of year, Elegant Angel shocks and awes us all with the announcement of the next porn performer to be crowned with the title of Buttwoman. This year they've decided to forgo the passing of the butt-on.

Yes, following in the footsteps of Tianna, Alexis Texas will serve as Buttwoman for a full two years, starring in this fall's "Buttwoman Returns"—a feature focusing entirely on Alexis and her posterial charms. We wish her well...and look forward to celebrating her reign for yet another year.

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A "Big Butt Oil Orgy" By Any Other Name...

Gram Ponante — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Believe it or not, there were times during the day of filming "Big Butt Oil Orgy" that producers actually considered naming it something else. I'm glad they went with their butt instinct.

"I don't know," director Danny Case said on May 26. "Maybe putting 'Big Butt' in there is too much?"

But Variety is already calling the project BBOO, I thought. Don't change the name now...

The rooms of the rented Woodland Hills home were redolent of skin and sweat and oil that day as Ava Rose, Angelina Ash, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, and Kagney Linn Karter tried gamely to only fuck on the areas where a tarp had been laid down.

Now, a short two months later, we have a DVD that gets almost clinically close to the action, with nary a frame that doesn't have some slicked and abundant piece of flesh in it, either by itself or encircling a hole.

The day unfolded just as the DVD does, with introductory shots of the cast members stripping and oiling alone, culminating in a slutty slip 'n' slide.

These women were writhing in oil and each other for hours. For you. I was there. The least you could do is look at them.

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"Young Girls With Big Asses" Pack Much Back

DCypher — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Young girls are growing up quickly these days. Thanks to the joint miracles of hormone fed chicken and additive-laced fast food, sweet young barely legal teens now pack much back.

And New Sensations has taken it upon themselves to salute this proud fact, rather than ask these amazing young ladies to bite the bullet and go on a diet.

In all likelihood, box cover angel Kristina Rose and her friends Sadie West, Ashli Orion, Virginia Want, Kirra Lynne, Paulina Patron, Leenuh Rae, Rachel Solari, Jordana James, Mackenzee Pierce, Rebecca Lane, and Nikkie Vixon have never read "Fast Food Nation." And while we wouldn't suggest that any of these ladies are particularly "out-of-shape," we're placing bets that most of them have never spent more time on the inside of a gym than it takes to lens a locker room sex scene.

New Sensations gets that. They understand that it's exactly this youthful ignorance and sloth, combined with ultra low fast food prices, that has led to this callipygian paradise. (No, we never get tired of using that adjective.) With over four hours of crazy young girls with fine round bubble butts action, you're bound to find something that you really like. We loved Jordana James, personally.

Now if only some of these ladies would graduate to anal...we could keep our comments section from eviscerating us.

"Young Girls With Big Asses" comes out this week, with or without the Surgeon General's warning on the side of the box. See for yourselves.

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Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"

DCypher — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:00:01 EDT

Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses.

This week, 3rd Degree introduces the world to that idea with the release of Danny Case's
Big Butt Oil Orgy." It's so brilliant, we almost can't believe that it didn't exist before.

No plot, no three to seven acts, no character arc—just that one idea, immaculately played out before our very eyes in every glorious detail our filthy imaginations can dream up, then captured perfectly, right down to the very last nook and delicious cranny.

With an amazing cast including Crossover MILF Lisa Ann, Sophie Dee, Ava Rose, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kagney Linn Karter, and Angelina Ashe, Danny Case wins on concept alone.

We are certain that this is simply volume on—because we are praying that more (many, many more) are yet to come down the, um, pipeline.

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Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion

DCypher — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT

If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise.

Otherwise, you're just looking for trouble—not to mention the headache of extremely devoted fans arguing incessantly over your casting choices (though, in all honesty, that's bound to happen no matter what. Don't you people have jobs?).

While we're sure the subject will quickly devolve into an irredeemably bottomless thread in our new and improved comments section (hint hint), we're still going to go on record and say that you can find no better examples working today than Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, and Sarah Vandella, effectively the cast of Jules Jordan's "Ass Worship 11"—and leave it at that. Now, that doesn't mean you can't find ladies with equally impressive derrieres in the industry, just that this 11th volume from Jules is a fine sampling of young and seasoned performers with the golden badonkadonk.

We've long been fans of Jenny Hendrix. That's no secret. The fact of the matter is that we are all for the idea of people worshiping her sweet sweet bubble. That's why when we saw her go airtight in this new release (that's right—she gets DP'd while sucking a cock—see for yourselves!) we just about lost our minds.

Just as impressive is the industry's most famous MILF, Lisa Ann, pulling a DP with James Deen and Eric Everhard. We were amazed to see her take Everhard's full girth all the way up her tiny pucker before taking a full on dirt pipe milkshake. Way to go, Lisa Ann!

"Ass Worship 11" comes out today from Jules Jordan Video. Get on your knees and thank God before you spank one out to these awesome images. Have a great weekend!

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Gram Ponante — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing.

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Evan Stone, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Natalie Norton, London Keys, Eric John, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is the long-anticipated, much-dreaded New Sensations product that seemed to signal the barrelbottom-scraping of the porn parody trend, in which a show with only one vaguely pornable main character out of several non-starters is upended and tweaked for maximum adult entertainment.

What gave "Seinfeld XXX" the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of "Rhoda" was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.

For fans of Jerry Seinfeld's nine-season show, there is plenty about the parody to vaguely nod about; the costumes and set are similar, the familiar bass riffs are there, and director Lee Roy Myers even takes a shot at recreating camera angles.

But is it funny? I seem to remember the original show was funny.

Sadly, though it tries really hard, "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is not funny.

(People say the same thing about me, what with my Ratt references that are introduced and never repeated. Just watch.)

"So what's the deal with the '-ography' on the end of 'pornography'?" asks Gary (James Deen—for some reason producers chose to slightly change each character's first name) in a wraparound standup segment. "It means 'to study something,' right?"

Gary then riffs, Jerry Seinfeld-like, on pornography vs. dickography. Deen has the inflection down and Myers has the lighting down, and there is a laugh track that you want to punch in the face, but neither is the segment funny nor does "-ography" mean "to study something." That's "-ology."

Ditto the ballpark re-creations of Kramer ("Crammer"), the Soup Nazi (Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi), and George ("Gorge"); each is a good try but there is nothing in those performances or the writing that justifies a movie.

Kristina Rose as "Elaina" is the exception. She channels Julia Louis-Dreyfus admirably, and she is the gateway to all that is wonderful about "Seinfeld XXX."

Because Rose's two scenes and those of Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey, Sadie West, London Keys, and Cassandra Calogera stand out; it is the one area in the movie where the contrivances are welcome (Calogera interrupts Gary onstage, the only example in recorded history of a good heckler). And that is a huge relief, because it's a porn movie.

What saves "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" (you have to read the XXX as "triple X" rather than "ecks ecks ecks" to make that A work) is that the sex scenes are really good, which means the movie's priorities are in order.

But do parody producers think the audience deserves the tension involved in a series of unfavorable comparisons with the source material just for the releasing capabilities of a Kristina Rose and Ashlynn Brooke in sex scenes that could have been in any other movie?

I guess so, because I really wanted the sex scenes to be good, and the tit pops and cum shots were more important to me than the punchlines and rim shots.

You're out of the cellar for this round, New Sensations; just don't remake "Maude."

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"Filth Cums First" - With An Emphasis On The Filth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

You might wonder how one follows up a masterpiece like "Filth Cums First 3." With Rebeca Linares, Lacey McGuire, Megan Monroe, and Priva—and none-too-shabby bonus scenes featuring Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze—it's a lot to live up to.

But Chase Evans, Priya Rai, Kristina Rose, Carmel Moore, and Jenny Hendrix manage to live up to their predecessors with the age-old recipe of filth, filth, and more filth. The latest Robby D Mess features boy/boy/girl, butt sex, choking, facials, copious amounts of lube—and, regrettably, a bit of ass to pussy to mouth action (at least we now know what they mean by that "don't try this at home" disclaimer).

There is so much filth, in fact, that there's barely room for any plot: Priya Rai is a hooker tending to Tommy Gunn's needs, and Carmel Moore is naughty wife who gets to screw her husband's best friend (and her husband, too, at the same time!). Beyond that, however, it's just straight up sex: but really, do you need more?

Viewers with a whole lot of lust, but very little time, will be pleased to know that the special features include a, ahem, cum shot compendium. Because sometimes, you need a shot of cum to really start the day off right.

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"Seinfeld - A XXX Parody" Trailer Hits The Internet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

We've been waiting for months to see if New Sensations could actually make a sexy version of "Seinfeld." Now they've released the hardcore trailer...and it's definitely Seinfeldian, we'll give them that. (Though we could do without the porn-within-a-porn subplot.)

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A Rosebud By Any Other Name Would Stretch Just As Sweetly

DCypher — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

What exactly is it about girl's assholes that we love so much? Mike John continues his cautious exploration of the sweetest pucker there is, reminding us all to stop and smell the rosebud from time to time.

We believe it was Shakespeare who first drew our attention to our unyielding love of buggery, winning us back from the savagery of De Sade with his elegant poetry suggesting that a rosebud by any other name would stretch just as sweetly. We're sure there are countless allusions to sodomy deftly woven into "Romeo and Juliet," or at least enough to warrant further scholarship and a Masters in Fine Arts.

Since then, few have assumed the exploration of the asshole with the same benign curiosity that once possessed the famed bard...until Mike John came on the scene. His Jules Jordan series dedicated to ass fucking, like so much else that he puts his signature on, is nothing short of pure poetry. The success of the Elastic Assholes series, as evidenced by the ever growing number of volumes, relies not so much on the subject matter—anal sex—as it does on the approach. Anyone can show Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Charlotte Vale, Chayse Evans, Dia Zerva, and Holly Fox getting their puckers pried wide open by monster man meat and ruthlessly drilled. It takes an artist to do it with the kind of finesse and style that Mike John brings to bear upon this his 8th offering to the world.

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Popshots Of The Week!

Gram Ponante — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Now that summer is symbolically here, let's remember that porn is fun. None of those thought-provoking mopeyness or politically correct and deturgidifying think-pieces for us, thank you. Instead, let's get ourselves oiled up and have our parts gripped by a saucy minx half our age.

That's Scarlett Fay and Nicole Ray in an upcoming Lindsey Lohan v. Scarlett Johansson project that Hustler is putting together. I wish it were ba "Mean Girls"-meets-"Ghost World" sort of thing, like "Mean Ghost," but it's not. Oh well. I'll watch it anyway.

Oh, the "Big Butt Oil Orgy." I'll have those pictures in my head and those smells in my nose for months. Think again if you ever thought porn was easy. Imagine walking through baby oil that sluiced off the likes of Ava Rose, Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, Sophie Dee, Kagney Linn Karter, and Angelina Ash (and that's lucky bastard Mr. Pete over there, too).

It presents an impossibility: You can hardly walk erect but everything around you compels you to do so.

Back to Nicole Ray, here she is with Lucky Bastard #2, Chris Charming. And his Bastardito.

Finally, what says Fun more than a booze-up at Hollywood's Viper Room with the Tom Hanks of Porn, Evan Stone?

Lisa Ann At The Oil Orgy

Gram Ponante — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Lisa Ann has always been slick but she seemed a little more fluid than usual today when we attempted to catch up with her at 3rd Degree Films' presentation of a Danny Case film, tentatively titled "Big Butt Oil Orgy."

"That's a working title," said Case. "Not everyone here has a big butt."

But Lisa Ann, tan from a post-birthday vacation in Hawaii, was especially callipygous in a fuschia bikini, preparing to oil and be oiled by the likes of Ava Rose, Phoenix Marie, Kristina Rose, Angelina Ash, Kagney Linn Karter, and Sophie Dee.

"I'm not sure I'm going to be able to stay in one place," Lisa Ann said.

That's the point, of course, so everybody wins!

If web 3.0 technology could only convey the smell of 26 bottles of baby oil slathered across our nation's finest porn stars as they wrestled atop crisp Target sheets, well - I suppose people like me would be able to start making money on the Internet again...

"Big Butt Oil Orgy" (or, at least, something with "Oil Orgy" in the title that happens to feature Porn Valley's Juiciest sliding every which way) comes out this summer.

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