When you think of the best Japanese videogames of all time, titles from Nintendo or certain 80s console classics might be at the top of your list. But maybe that's because you haven't yet been lucky enough to play Nangoku Sakunyuu Island, in which you assume the role of a man called "One-Shot Expert" who sails to an island full of big-breasted girls and extracts milk from them for sale offshore in return for making regular sperm deposits. Or Paimega Another Online, in which you battle your opponent to make the world safe for gals with big breasts who wear glasses. (Are we sensing a theme here?) These and other titles are included in a new list compiled by a videogame fan with a taste for Japanese exports that's evolved beyond Donkey Kong and Katamari. We haven't played (or even heard of) any of them ourselves, but that doesn't mean we're not looking forward to any of them making the jump to the North American market someday. We're getting awfully tired of waiting for Ms. Pac Man to give up the goods after all these years.

· "When Porn and Video Games Collide: Ten Japanese Video Games" (gaming.wikia.com - thanks Rob)

Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude), Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3", Smack That Wii!, YouTube Watch: Wii Sex, PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?

Among the many reasons (besides the obvious) for our massive crush on porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose are their abiding geekiness. So when we heard that they'd be playing a few rounds of the yet-to-be-officially-released "Halo 3"—and stripping away their clothing with every frag—we couldn't wait to tune into Epileptic Gaming last Friday evening to see how it all went down (and came off) ... though we guess we got so excited that we (1) forgot to remind you to watch and (2) ended up getting the times confused and missed all that live topless fragging action ourselves. Fortunately, the Epileptic Gaming folks have assued us that they're busy putting together a montage clip of all that bodacious public beta testing action and will be posting it on their site later this week; in the meantime, they were gracious enough to share a few screencaps and a video preview to whet our collective appetite for what's in store. We'll never look at a Bubble Shield in quite the same way again.

· "O-M-F-G, Let me play some Halo 3!!!" (epilepticgaming.ggl.com)

Teaser trailer after the jump.

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· "Strip Halo 3 Tease" (veoh.com)

Previously: Porn In The Family: Keeping It Together, Return Of The Nerdcore Babes, DVD: "It's All About Ava", Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, Ava Rose, Contract Star, Smack That Wii!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet Ava Rose, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?,