That's why watching Sin City's newest release, "Bubble Butt Cuties," feels like waking up to find someone rolled Christmas, Easter, the Superbowl, Nascar, UFC, Shark Week, Demolition Derby, Metallica, Fight Club, Quentin Tarantino, and Beerfest all into one! Now that's powerful!

What a piece of work is Ava Rose...and her extraordinary ass! How noble in reason! How infinitely breathtaking in expansion...like a stained glass masterpiece hanging in a solemn church on a cold winter's morning, the virgin's ineffable tears, or the way your heart feels like it's going to explode when a small child bursts into a hymn. In apprehension, how like a God? If you're starting to get the feeling that we are suggesting Ava Rose's ass is akin to having a religious experience, or better still, a spiritual epiphany, then you are finally getting it. Sexy Ava plays the fool for Dane "Baby" Cross who turns their playful back and forth into a white hot session, showing her some tough love just to prove he's the boss of that massive booty.

Aubrey Adams provides a grateful Cheyne Collins with a "Fuck-A-Gram," until he turns her sweet pink speed racer back into a purring kitty kat snatch. Kristina Rose taunts Nick Manning from a jail cell until he power fucks her sweet sphincter, raining down a tsunami of expletives and irrational catch phrases that seem to entrance her into an animal state of raw desire. Kirra Lynne tries to trick Jenner and steal his watch but ends up taking the A Train to brown town, and singing his praises the way ride.

In the end, it's Jayden James who owns this release. With curves this dangerous and cheeks so full and merry, she practically owns poor Eric Masterson, who has to come up with a ruse to bed her, and works harder than a sweatshop employee with no bathroom breaks to give Jayden the kind of 'hard dick and bubble gum', uterus hammering, drilling that is her birthright.

"Bubble Butt Cuties" releases later this month from DCypher and Mayhem. Check out this extremely exclusive gallery we shot on set just for you, our loyal readers....and trust us when we say we really hope you enjoy this set. Have a great weekend!

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Which brings us to our next point—are Holly Fox, Kenzi Marie, Kirra Lynne, Missy Stone, Natalie Norton, and Stephanie Sage lucky or just plain crazy to be fucking with such huge pussy wrecking cocks?

The cast of "Scary Big Dicks" doesn't really get fucked so much as they get impaled on gargantuan, vein-riddled monster prick. What could they possibly be thinking?

Pretty little Missy Stone's wet pink gash takes the kind of punishment reserved for enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay. What the hell did she ever do to deserve such a massive, hole stretching session? What about her steaming little cunt's Miranda rights? Did she waive them or what? Where is the Geneva convention when she needs it? We didn't see legal counsel present when her "lover" pulled out of her demolished beaver and unloaded a gallon of spurting man chowder all over her surprised face.

And we can say without hesitation that Holly Fox takes the kind of fucking that can only be described as both "scary big" and impressive.

"Scary Big Dicks" is out now from Hustler and LFP. Check out our exclusive gallery and tell us if you've even seen bigger.

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And New Sensations has taken it upon themselves to salute this proud fact, rather than ask these amazing young ladies to bite the bullet and go on a diet.

In all likelihood, box cover angel Kristina Rose and her friends Sadie West, Ashli Orion, Virginia Want, Kirra Lynne, Paulina Patron, Leenuh Rae, Rachel Solari, Jordana James, Mackenzee Pierce, Rebecca Lane, and Nikkie Vixon have never read "Fast Food Nation." And while we wouldn't suggest that any of these ladies are particularly "out-of-shape," we're placing bets that most of them have never spent more time on the inside of a gym than it takes to lens a locker room sex scene.

New Sensations gets that. They understand that it's exactly this youthful ignorance and sloth, combined with ultra low fast food prices, that has led to this callipygian paradise. (No, we never get tired of using that adjective.) With over four hours of crazy young girls with fine round bubble butts action, you're bound to find something that you really like. We loved Jordana James, personally.

Now if only some of these ladies would graduate to anal...we could keep our comments section from eviscerating us.

"Young Girls With Big Asses" comes out this week, with or without the Surgeon General's warning on the side of the box. See for yourselves.

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So when we heard that he was releasing a fifth volume of "This Butt's 4 U," his amazing Jules Jordan anal series (albeit still bearing the brunt of the same antediluvian title), we were far from surprised. It's not like we thought he was going to resurrect smut's failed experiment with Nietzsche porn, right? Given his particular talent, endowed by his creator, labeling him a life support system for a cock is both a compliment and a benediction. We're hard pressed to believe he's losing sleep over it.

Everhard blends a nice mix of stretchy young Euro sphincter with all-American ripe and ready rectum this time around, letting the ladies' elastic puckers do the most of the trash talking. With a cast that includes Kirra Lynne, Chayse Evans, Memphis Monroe, Jayden Jaymes, Aletta Ocean, and Kylee Strutt...this is quite the release.

The results are on par with everything we've come to expect from Everhard. Memphis Monroe looks particularly stunning with a hard tool crammed all the way up her dirtbox and Aletta Ocean was born to go in through the out door. In the end it's Jayden James that steals the show. Girls that beautiful are rarely so filthy.

"This Butt's 4 U 5: drops this week. Don't ever say America hasn't been good to you, Mister Everhard.

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Leading off this installment is Kirra Lynne, caught getting into character for the movie "Oh No! There's A Negro in my Daughter! 2." Guess what part she played?

Golf Cougar Persia is seen here lounging on the bed she purchased as an accessory to that dress. Persia is 50 and we have a crush on her.

A spring chicken by comparison, Tina Tyler poses at a Porn Valley landmark.

The cast of New Sensations' "Scrubs XXX" in a location we actually had to sign an NDA about. Porn is so silly. But Ashlynn Brooke is deadly, deadly serious.

Observed through the window of a North Hollwood 7-11, Hollie Stevens chats on the phone while buying a replacement lighter. On the other line? Jesus Christ Himself.

Finally, here's the delightful April Flores decked out in flapper garb for the Hollywood premiere of "Voluptuous Biker Babes."

In light of America’s recent election, and its historic shattering of racial barriers, we’d like to tell you that Shane Diesel’s latest Digital Sin release "I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" is the porno equivalent of such a title—righting social injustices and overturning negative stereotypes with his supernatural endowment—but that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. If anything, it’s more like the 17th volume of the porno version of King Kong... well, after Kong climbs down the Empire State Building and moves to Texas to settle down on a polygamist ranch with his barely legal white Mormon wives, that is.

Volume 17 features eager beauties Leenuh Rae, Kirra Lynne, Madaline, Leona Dulce, Daphne Flor, and Alyssa Dior riding Diesel in performances that play more at blackface revival than any sort of racial transcendence. Laying your massive black erection up and over the face of a pretty young white girl—literally—is one thing, but having your models feign terror or shock is another. We’re not suggesting that it’s not entertaining (far from it!), just that it plays to the prejudices of a certain crowd with the same effect of, say, speaking Geechee. (Though we’re pretty sure that was the general idea—to call a spade a spade, as it were. No pun intended.)

Admittedly, this is no "Do The Right Thing." It’s not even close to "Girl 6." Still, with over three hours of hard, throbbing goodness crammed tightly into this juicy little package, you’re sure to find something that helps liberate your inner demons, right? If this is what it takes for some of you to ease your racial tensions and finally let it all go, we understand.

"I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" hits the nation this week. Act accordingly.

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Tory Lane stars in her first “internal” scene, pairing up with two handsome and amicable fellows, who proceed (at her request) to pummel every wanton orifice she owns. A deep insatiable hunger flashes crimson across her face and breasts as her greedy box thirstily drinks up both of their milky offerings, then defiantly spits them back out for your approval.

Likewise Lisa Ann (whose visage has become virtually synonymous with a certain GOP candidate) enjoys a raunchy romp before gleefully presenting her creamy man pudding to the camera. Even Shyla Stylez, displaying the most immaculate tan we’ve ever seen on her gorgeous golden curves, unleashes a sluice of freshly churned fuck butter that sweetly dribbles out of her coveted honey pot.

Newcummers Kirra Lynne, Nika Noire, and Mya Nichols join in the fun as well, each providing hours of potentially impregnating entertainment in the process.

While we may never know what exactly it is that gets viewers so excited about actually seeing semen drip out of the girl (instead of having it basted on her face, breasts, or ass), we are certain that director Chris Streams knows what it is—and he really wants to share it with you.

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