Big Ass Fixation 5

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Lux May, Vannah Sterling, Christian XXX, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels

At what point does an ass become a Big Ass? We're used to seeing asses of considerable size in porn—as far as I know, the pancake butt niche has yet to catch on—so there must be some quality that separates the ass from the Big Ass. For me, what makes a Big Ass can be split up into different ideas.

First, the Big Ass moves independently of the rest of the body. For example, while Kelly Divine is deepthroating Sean Michaels, her rear end is wiggling around with no particular rhythm or reason. Sean grabs the ass, sure thing, but it provides zero stability and control during sex.

Second, the Big Ass dominates your vision. Katja Kassin's butt is so rotund that it eclipses the rest of her body in some shots. That isn't necessarily a bad thing. Don't get me wrong, Katja Kassin is beautiful, but have you ever seen a girl play peek-a-boo using her own ass? Phenomenal.

Vannah Sterling's ass also demonstrates visually exciting properties. Vannah and Tom have worked up a comfortable professional rapport, and so Tom seems to go a little slap happy on the cheeks. Not only is the rough play exciting, but as the bright red handprints show up, you realize that it would take loads of spanking to fully redden the bountiful bottom of this babe.

Last, and most importantly, the Big Ass comes with a Big Ass Attitude. Tom Byron—charming as always—keeps the conversation light and the girls laughing, and they respond with wit and charm. Phoenix Marie talks and jokes throughout her whole scene with Christian, and when he slips his dick into her ass, she lets you know: "Motherfucker! Did he even put lube in there? No. Spit? He fucking just dry-dicked my asshole. Motherfucker."

Lux May also keeps it real with Christian. Not only does she really get into being eaten out, but she brings it up again just before she sucks his cock: "I want you to like this because you, like, ate me out really good." It just feels so genuine and earnest that you can't help but get a boner.

On the downside, that one scene with Phoenix was the only bit of anal in the movie, and that was a bit of a bummer. Yet it would be silly to say that "Big Ass Fixation 5" needs more anal action to be worthwhile. It's not just about having a Big Ass, it's about being a down-ass bitch; these women love it when the sex is good, poke fun when the guys are just fucking around, and generally call it as they see it. As Ja Rule always said, every thug needs a down-ass bitch.

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Previously: Tom Byron Wrestles With His Demons In "Big Ass Fixation 5"

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But for others, well, it grows darker, consuming them, haunting their every waking thought, and disrupting the course of their otherwise productive and fruitful lives.

Then again, it's not really their fault. They seem to have been born this way. Who hasn't had their own unspeakable obsession to wrestle with? Be it girls with milky white skin & red hair or Nikki Benz's gorgeous tits, we've all been hung up on something before, left powerless in the wake of our unspeakable desire.

For legendary pork swordsman and professional ass tapper Tom Byron that weakness is girls with ridiculous badonkadonk. The man who runs the pornographic empire known as Tom Byron Pictures is practically powerless before sweet young girls with junk in the trunk style, apple bottom, quivering samples of ample derriere. He's an outright ass addict, which means that the only way for him to deal with his "li'l problem" is to make a movie or five about it.

That being said, volume 5 of his "Big Ass Fixation" features some serious shelf butt, including Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling, and Lux May. Each delightful darling is treated to the slap and pickle routine with Lord Byron until they squeal and squirt in delight.

"Big Ass Fixation 5" is out now from Tom Byron Pictures. You absolutely cannot see these pictures anywhere else online (unless someone stole them from our site) because we were promised they were absolutely exclusive. When you're done, slide on over and get your copy.

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And that's exactly what Digital Playground has gone and done with the recent release of "Riley Steele Scream," coming out this week.

With the look of a prepubescent Barbie turned porn star, Riley seems more like a cartoon fantasy come to life than a living breathing girl. She would seem more believable if she were the product of a hypersexual digital wet dream carved out of light and lust straight from the heart of the Matrix.

Marrying that with the opulent yet dark beauty that is Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya is a lethal combination, a narcotic laced gasp of black sunshine designed to pump bursts of silver exhilaration straight to your brain's pleasure center while mimicking the vivid hallucination of drowning in your own orgasm. We imagine it's what Carradine was chasing, an absinthe and ecstasy flavored white rabbit.

Stoya's scenes are rapidly becoming a scarce commodity, now that her rocker paramour Manson has declared her his salvation, making this Celeste "cut" all the more valuable in our honest, yet humble, estimation. (As if you needed another reason to check this flick out.) Odds are we lost over half of you reading this post the minute you saw the images of Stoya and Riley fighting over what is clearly the luckiest man in the world, next to the genius Manson himself.

Kelly Divine, Madison Ivy, Alexis Texas, and Carmen McCarthy round out the unforgettable, must have release. Kelly Divine has the most amazing ass. We'd like to officially go on record and say that we don't see enough of this amazing slut. Everything about her is alluring, from her bubble butt to her dazzling eyes and hypnotic figure.

"Riley Steele Scream" comes out this week. You're orders are to go get it. Enjoy the pictures, and your weekend.

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In addition to headliners Ava Rose and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel has also recruited Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Kelly Divine, and Rachel Starr to take their asses into battle. Man...this could get ugly. In the best possible way, we mean.

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Adorable skateboarding hooligan and part time pornographer Van Styles channels the new spirit of racial transcendence enveloping the nation. Utilizing deft accuracy with the lazy, naked, honest stare of the lens, Styles ends up capturing more than just hot sex. It's as if he's guiding through the rocky shoals of the illicit taboo to the core of the buzz, soulfully blending ebony and ivory, or in this case, horny white women who crave jumbo sized man poles crammed poetically up their sweet honey pots and the dusky hued philosopher kings who loving pry them open on the unyielding fury of their raging lust.

"Soul in the Hole" stars Claire Dames, Kelly Divine, Ryder Skye, Tristan Kingsley, and Lorena Sanchez, all working foremost on their own enlightening satisfaction—and then, inadvertently, perhaps soothing our country's tenuous race relations just a little at the same time? We sure hope so. We're all for fucking our way into a more tolerant multicultural society where everyone's voice counts. Van Styles takes us one step closer without even trying.

"Soul in the Hole" releases this week from Hustler Video. It bears no relation to the '90s classic of the same name.

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Ha! That's just what we thought! It's simply not possible to pass this goodness up, and that's what black super-performer of the decade Lexington Steele is banking on with his latest Jules Jordan release, "Lex the Impaler 4."

But breaking out of the original trilogy structure can be nerve wracking, right? Undoubtedly the question of how to uphold the integrity of the first 3 impalings, while stretching the boundaries in a believably rewarding ways, had to dauntingly weight his thoughts while his monster tool dauntingly weighted his hand. Ah, heavy is that crown the king must wear.

Lex answers the challenge by mixing some new school ripe cut-up like Jenny “My ass just don't quit, bitches” Hendrix, Gianna “Juicy Curves” Michaels, Kelly “Ass of the Year” Divine, and Raven Black, with OG booty from back in the day, including Tiffany Mynx and Lisa Ann. It's a dangerous gamble, since a handful of these luscious ladies have well jumped the shark—judging from the intensity of their pucker. The good news (for them) is that no matter how beat your veejay may be, having Lex slide all up in your guts will leave you singing "Like a Virgin" until your uterus clean falls out. Still, our unnaturally endowed protagonist doesn't discriminate, putting Dolemite to shame with his appetite's extraordinary range.

Guys don't have “landing strips,” so we guess that strip of glistening man fur between Lex's navel and nightstick must be a pube hawk. But when you're packing so much dick you could literally beat someone to death with it, no one calls you out for metrosexual behavior. We're thinking while he's at it, Lex might as well bedazzle his sack. Now that shit would be tight!

"Lex the Impaler 4" drops this week. Swallow your pride and go buy it.

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