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Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EDT

This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection?

Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake's "5 Stars," a breathtaking collection of some of Blake's most memorable scenes, starring some of the most memorable women ever to fuck on film. Aria Giovanni, Janine Lindemulder, Sasha Grey, Tera Patrick, and Dita Von Teese are the "five stars" in question: and in case that collection of leading ladies isn't enough to put you in a stupor, the cast of co-stars includes Anita Blond, Regina Hall, Justine Joli, Dahlia Grey, Nina Kornikova, Kelle Marie, Kim Wilde, Faith Leon, Temptress, Sierra, Victoria, Julia Ann, Claire Adams and Paula Price.

We don't know about you, but we think we'll be calling in sick the minute we get our hands on a copy of this masterpiece.

· Andrew Blake (andrewblake.com)

Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"

DCypher — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:55:16 EDT

When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge.

Actually. we’re not sure exactly what Ed contributes to "Tera Goes Gonzo"; we were too bust watching Tera and her costars to analyze things too much. But one thing is clear: with a supporting cast that includes Nautica Thorn, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Gianna Lynn, Kelle Marie, and Stefani Morgan, we’re more than willing to endure whatever other support staff Tera decided to hire to get things done.

In other news, we hear that TeraVision has also leased out the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and will harness its awesome power to travel back to 1982 and make a real proto-gonzo video. In the meantime, however, "Tera Goes Gonzo" hits the shelves later this month..

• Tera Patrick (all things Tera @ terapatrick.com)
• Order: "Tera Goes Gonzo" (adultdvdempire.com)

Kelle Marie: The Medium Is the Message

Gram Ponante — Thu, 10 May 2007 19:58:27 EDT

There are 5,000-year-old tablets in Harvard's Peabody Museum that can be read easier than some of the files in Gawker Media's vintage-quality FileMaker 3 database. We think of this as the moot-bait Blu-Ray/HD-DVD war leaves us depairing of any stable digital media.

Then along comes Kelle Marie in this video by Good Magazine, in which factoids about our Internet porn consumption are writ on her skin. Finally, something permanent! Why can't we have our weekly edition of the Porn Valley Bee And Mail come on Kelle Marie from now on? - GP

· Good Magazine (goodmagazine.com)
· Kelle Marie (kellemarie.com)
· Marshall McLuhan (marshallmcluhan.com)
· Good Magazine: Internet Porn (youtube.com)

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