· Kate Bosworth has been showing up in bikini pictures lately, like it's her job. Wait, what is her job again? (egotastic.com)

· David Bowie plans to turn New York City into a giant burlesque house and we welcome our new Martian spider overlords. (observer.com, via Gawker)

· German tax inspectors go after the only sector of the economy that never goes into recession. It's not the world's oldest profession for nothing. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Hiring strippers for a birthday party is usually a can't miss proposition, unless it's for your son's sweet 16th. Maybe a bike would have been a better present. (mg.co.za)

· Palestine, Arkansas, draws up plans to ban the sale of all pornography within city limits. Says the city lawyer: "I'm not sure that it is constitutional, but you must start somewhere." That makes almost as much sense as that completely unrelated picture of a guy building a fence. (thnews.com)

· Remember, guns don't kill people ... .22-calibre dildo rifles kill people. (edmontonsun.com)

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· We almost passed right by these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures, but then ... hey, who's your friend? (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· When rugby players in England lose a match, they apparently have to run home naked. And people think Bobby Knight is a tough coach. (bridgwatermercury.co.uk)

· Bluetooth is a wonderful technology that links wireless devices and allows them to effortlessly share porn. You can probably do other things with it too, but no one has figured out what yet. (metimes.com)

· Yes, why does the city oppose lap dancing? People like laps ... they like dancing ... why not keep them together? (theargus.co.uk)

· Two female artists are trying to shake up the Arab world with their erotic art. Maybe when they're done, they can try shaking up Kansas. (yahoo.com)

· A former stripper is on trial for practicing child psychology without a license. How does that make you feel? (bostonherald.com)

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