Last Friday, the house that Larry Flynt built announced that it would be offering a $500,000 contract to the recently deposed Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Yes, if Carrie agrees to star in upcoming interactive parody porn "You're Nailin' Palin" (as Miss California, natch), a cool half-million dollars could all be hers. [NB: Is it a sign of the times that the value of PR stunt contracts have dipped fifty percent?]

Of course, not all of us are Carrie Prejean—but never fear, Hustler has a job opportunity for those of us who aren't former beauty queens, too. Intrepid souls with an interest in porn and good office and computer skills can apply for the job of administrative/editorial assistant at Hustler Magazine. Hey, who said print was dead?

· Hustler to Carrie Prejean, be our Miss Calipornia for 500k? (hustlerworld.com)
· Work at Hustler! (hustlerworld.com)

And if you'd like to actually look at tranny porn, just ask us.

· LONDON - HARD UP FOR CASH (vice.typepad.com)
· Thumbnail star: TS Foxxxy (ts-foxxxy.com, via kimberjamesblog.com)

The ideal candidate will be over 18 (duh), have excellent writing and communications skills, be comfortable with both the type of content we cover (straight and gay) and all aspects of internet research, and have basic Photoshop skills; a nice ass and a willingness to be harassed about it is optional. We will also give preference to applicants from the New York CIty, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New Orleans areas since we'd like to work with you in person — but we'll definitely consider qualified applicants from other places.

Keeping in mind that "intern" is Croatian for "not paid as much as a real job", you shouldn't expect full-time pay for the position — though we will be paying a monthly stipend, and our interns may enjoy a host of other benefits including invitations to the various kinds of events we cover (yes, that includes porn sets every now and then), more free porn DVD screeners than you'll ever be able to watch in a lifetime, and regular Friday afternoon naked whipped cream wrestling matches in the Fleshbot Central staff lounge. (Oh, and being able to include that you worked for Gawker Media on your resumé, if that means anything to you too.)

Interested? Send us an email at jobs@fleshbot.com. Include your name and contact information along with a brief (200 words or less) statement of why you want to work with us and the URLs of any places online where we can see samples of your work. (Do not include attachments of any kind — resumés, writing samples, etc.; you can tell us in the email anything you need to about your experience or qualifications.) And please do let us know if you have any questions.

We look forward to seeing you in that break room every Friday! (Or at least on the other end of an IM window sometime soon.)

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