Staring down into the large innocent eyes of a blossoming young beauty, one who has just discovered how relaxing her gag reflex can allow her to take an entire blood engorged stinger all the way down the soft back of her throat until her lover's balls gently rest on the soft flesh of her well moisturized skin, is one of the finer pleasures in life by our estimation.

That's why when it comes to crafting an award-worthy point-of-view movie, most directors cannot resist the temptation to simply cast themselves in the role of lead joystick—we know we certainly would. So it came as a refreshing, albeit confusing, surprise to see New Sensations new director Eddie Powell opt out of the role, hiring guys like walking penis and newly anointed AVN Male Performer of the Year James Deen or laid back stoner slacker genius Alex Gonz to do what, effectively, they do best.

Add to that a stellar cast of fresh off the bus and straight into the cum dumpster cuties including Madison Mason, Vanessa Leon, Kirra Kiss, Alexa Jordan, and Jewel Styles, and you have nothing short of pure magic. Like Madden 09, "School Girl POV 5" puts you right into the action, teasing you until you feel your toes curling up and under; her hot, young nectar dripping down the shaft of your own rigid tool and down your legs.

Yeah, it's that good. Can you think of a better way to kick off Super Bowl weekend? The only thing we didn't throw in was the hot wings, blue cheese dip, and wet naps. You'll definitely want to bring your own wet naps—BYOWN!

"School Girl POV 5: comes out this weekend from New Sensations, but since we rock we've got your advanced sneak peek. Go Fleshbot!

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Referencing puerile classics like "Raging Balls," "The Wizard of Cunt," "Live Free & Fuck Hard," "Fucks With Wolves," "Diddler on the Roof," "One Fucked Over the Cuckold's Nest," "Midnight Cowgirl," "Schindler's Fist," and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical "The Sound of Hard Fucking," the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now" before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree's especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in "Spiderpussy," unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair's breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

"Bree's Big Screw Review" is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!