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Not merely content to peddle manga figurines...

Fleshbot — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:22:39 EDT

Not merely content to peddle manga figurines that serve as cum receptacles or poop on your desktop, Japanese toy manufacturers are now selling ones which come complete with tiny squeezable boobs. Just make sure you wash your hands first so you don't end up ruining your $72 investment, especially if you've been playing with your scat doll collection first. (jlist.com)

The Hello Kitty Vibrator, Reborn

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:00:49 EDT

The Hello Kitty vibrator is the stuff of legend. Originally released in 1997 as a "shoulder massager," it had a relatively innocent existence until 1999, when more than a few people started realizing that shoulders weren't the only thing Hello Kitty could massage. From there, it was a short step to incorporating Ms. Kitty in some adult films and that, sadly, was the beginning of the end.

Shocked by Hello Kitty's porn debut, Sanrio terminated the licensing agreement that had made the "shoulder massager" possible and production on the world's most adorable sex toy came to a halt, leaving fans to fight over the last of the vibes and others to wonder if they ever truly existed in the first place. But now, like a battery-operated Phoenix rising out a Japanese toy catalog, the Hello Kitty vibe is back! Or a Hello Kitty vibe is back, at least. The latest of her nine lives is a bit different from the previous one—She's dressed like a horse! In multiple colors! Collect them all!—but we're sure it's just as good at massaging, uh ... "shoulders" as the original. We can't wait to hear her purr.

· New Hello Kitty Vibrators (jlist.com, via sexblo.gs)
· Related: The History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator (jmate.com)

Previously: Hello Kitty Vibrators, Hello Kitty In Action

Inside Japan's Adult Treasure Expo

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 13:07:41 EDT

We mentioned Japan's first Adult Treasure Expo earlier this week, but our ~~laziness~~ lack of Japanese language skills prevented us from getting too in depth with the goings on at the giant sex trade show. However, some secret smuggled images have mysteriously leaked out. (Or someone with access finally got around to uploading their videos.) KanojoToys has some footage (video and stills) of their time at the show, and while it isn't exactly action packed, it does give you a taste of what went down in the convention hall. We don't see anything too revolutionary on display, but anytime you can find vibrating masturbation hands, bridal gowns, a lesbian sex chair, and a guy in chipmunk suit all under one roof, you know you got your money's worth.

· Adult Treasure Expo 2007 - Tokyo sex convention (YouTube - More photos @ kanojotoys.com, via sexbl.gs)

Previously: Meet The gPod: Everything Old Is New Again

Meet The gPod: Everything Old Is New Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:37:29 EDT

Our news alerts are abuzz lately (pun sorta intended) with stories about the gPod musical vibrator, which is odd because we thought we'd heard all there was to say about it last fall. It wasn't exactly a new idea then either—hook a vibrator up to a music device and let your privates dance to the beat—but we guess that didn't stop the gadget from making a splash at Japan's first Adult Treasure Expo last week. (Plus, there's the delightful Engrish translation of the gPod website to enjoy.) Now, no one combines sex and technology quite like the Japanese, so hopefully we'll see some truly innovative products emerge from this Far East answer to the naughty trade show soon. After all, those sexbots we were promised all those years ago should be online by now, right?

· gPod Website - Japanese + English (gpod.tv)
· "gPod Musical Vibrator is the Newest in Japanese Joysticks" (inventorspot.com)
· "GPod vibrator hits high note with Japanese women" (news.com.au)
· "Japanese Launch gPod 'iVibrator' for Women" (foxnews.com)

Previously: "Passion And Power": Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Vibrators, But Were Too Busy Getting Off To Ask, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, iBuzz 2.0, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: OhMiBod, iGroove Panties

More Japanese Sex Shop Treasures

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:55:50 EDT

If you're a fan of the bizarre and kinky (and a little bit geeky too) then at some point in your life you must make a pilgrimage to Tokyo, the land where ingenuity and fetish make mad freaky love. Blogger Rob at Demonbaby made his first journey two years ago, and even though we were all amused and satisfied by the toys he brought back, the irresistible siren call drew him overseas once again. Naturally, he couldn't keep himself away from the giant sex toy superstores and came back with a suitcase full of the odd, adorable, and just plain WTF? We've run across a few of these products in previous online adventures, but imagining them all stacked up on one shelf just boggles the mind. Eat your heart out, Toys 'R Us!

· More Curiosities From Japan's Porno Shops (demonbaby.com)

Previously: Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, Japanese Sex Toy Watch: iDOLM@STER Dolls (Maybe), Sex Toy TechWatch: Introducing Twitterdildonics, Curiosities From Japan's Porno Shops, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive