Granted, we'd have to actually see it to know if it's as amazing as we imagine, but the box covers alone seem worth the price of admission—as do those oversized remote controls. Are they just repurposed toy car controls? Inquiring minds want to know!

More screencaps and covers below. Who wants to be the first to buy a copy for Fleshbot?

· Follie Giapponesi - Il vibratore radiocomandato - DVD Video (hobbymedia.it)

· Master Bloodfer's Hentai Page (masterbloodfer.org)

Previously: Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus, Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, YouHentai: All Hentai, All The Time, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game

As part of our ongoing series on how to find the hottest Japanese porn online, we take you to the super-secret recesses of YouTube where Fleshbot operative KokuRyu stumbled upon a clip involving a frilly pink bra-wearing scientist named Momo, a glass beaker full of some strange colorless liquid, and that thing that whales do with their blowholes.

Confused? You won't be after you read KokuRyu's expert analysis of Japanese female ejaculation porn after the jump. And don't say we never taught you anything.

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KokuRyu reports:

"I came across an unknown Japanese word today in a YouTube video that appeared to be a high school chemistry lesson conducted by a sexy Japanese porn startlet named Momo (Peaches) wearing nothing but a frilly pink bra, perhaps from Peach John.

"I knew the word, shio, means "tide" or "salt water" in Japanese. But what was the shio in the glass beaker? I asked Mrs. KokuRyu, who's Japanese. Instead of getting angry with me for looking at porn, Mrs. KokuRyu smirked and said, 'It's when a woman, goes puri puri, like the spout of a whale. You know, shio fuki. It's when a woman squirts.'

"Suddenly the YouTube clip made sense! Glowing with post-orgasmic serenity, Peaches admires the clear liquid—her liquid—collected in the beaker. Peaches then decides to analyze her shio. She sniffs it, reports it doesn't smell, and proceeds to tests its consistency; Peaches says her shio feels silky smooth. When litmus paper is produced, shio is determined to have alkaline properties.

"Next, gripping an elaborate, slightly phallic spoon, Peaches measures the salt content of her shio. Apparently, it's less than 0.6%. Peaches then delicately inserts her slender index finger, moistened slightly with the liquid contents of the petri dish, between her lips. She finds that shio is basically tasteless, and not a little slimy. Peaches concludes by saying she enjoyed the opportunity to investigate her shio.

"After watching the clip, Mrs. KokuRyu was not convinced. 'Half the time they just squirt out pee,' she says. And so the debate rages on all over the world."

Tip: When searching for "female ejaculation," in Japanese, copy and paste the following characters into your search engine of choice: ? ?? (shio fuki).

Bonus: Here's an actual (but pixelated) clip of a Japanese squirter. (.wmv video @ yourfilehost.com, via Nozokix Squirting Archives - and remember to always exercise caution when clicking on links found on Japanese adult websites.)

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Previously: Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman, Flesh Flicks: Return Of The Squirt, Flesh Flicks: Squirting Taste Test, Fleshbot Squirting Archives

Stumbling across the odd online video clip or screencap featuring sexy Japanese women peeing in public or playing a game of strip basketball is nice when it happens, but it can be difficult to track down the best and/or strangest in Japanese smut unless you have a firm grasp of kanji and a lot of time on your hands. Enter the indefatigable proprietor of this sprawling online emporium of J-porn masterpieces that have been transfrerred to DVD and VHS for English speaking audiences, complete with detailed scene descriptions and screencap collections. Even if you're not in the market for that hard-to-find copy of "Physical Employment Tests for Airline Employment" or "Sweat Pantsing 4", you'll have a good time browsing through the inventory as you wonder why some of these things have never caught on here in North America. We'd take a few rounds of hot naked rock-scissors-paper action over another Girls Gone Wild Cancun Spring Break Special any day.

· Nanpa's Place (kokoro-soft.com)

Previously: How To Search For Hot Japanese Porn: Part One, How To Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part Two: All About Shibari, Scanlover: More Japanese A/V Model Hotness, How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!), Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!, "Mokkori": Japan's Public Erection TV Show, Sex In Japan: A Guide For Foreigners, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Porn Star or Vengeful Japanese Ghost?