With their lessons in kowtowing and pussy catechism, they'll be able to put you on the road to being a pussy worship master—which, all things considered, seems like a far better deal than being a superstar in any other religion's prayer style, right?

· Buy "Pussy Worship" (adameve.com)

Canadian evil porno super genius Eric Everhard uncovers this earth shattering revelation in his latest offering, "Blonde Ambition." With the help of his abnormally endowed team of vaginal explorers, he drills hard into the soft pink centers of several succulent young seductresses, including Lauren Phoenix, Keri Sable, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Ellen Saint, Annette Schwartz, Carmen Kinsley, Maya Hills, and Alexis Texas. The ripe and juicy results ripple tellingly enough down the creamy, trembling inner thighs of these satisfied strumpets, who wail like klaxons, a shock of spun gold silk unabashedly waving like a conqueror's flag or amber waves of grain as they writhe in ecstasy.

We've missed Keri Sable, so we're quite happy to see the dirty little princes in action again. Aside from that, though, there's not much new or noteworthy about "Blonde Ambition"—but so what? We like to think of the collection as a "Best of the Blondes" compilation from one of the best performer-slash-directors (or slashies) to ever hit the jizz biz.

"Blonde Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check the trailer out below when you’re done enjoying the free sample. And happy Monday!!!

· "Blonde Ambition" (julesjordanvideo.com)