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Jamie Lynn's Big "Break"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Jamie Lynn (the former Penthouse Pet of the Year, not Britney Spears's sister) has two film credits to her name. In "Ninja Cheerleaders," she played Jason's Pet; "Break" saw her cast as The Luscious Brunette. Her "Break" scene is above.

We can only imagine that her turn as Jason's Pet was equally thrilling. Why aren't more Penthouse Pets in the movies? We can just imagine how amazing Justine Joli would be on the big screen (we wouldn't even mind shelling out the $12 for a movie ticket—well, we'd mind less, anyway).

· "Break (imdb.com)
· Jamie Lynn in "Break" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Totally Twisted: Curly Haired Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

True story: a certain Fleshbot editrix spent many anguished years cursing the fact that she was not blessed with curly mane. Partly inspired by her deepseated crush on Deanna Troi, she was convinced that curly locks were the height of beauty. In fact, she's still convinced of that... and though her mane is terminally straight, she'd at least like to celebrate those girls who were more fortunate. For her (and for Prof_Dershowitz), we present a group of bouncing, bubbly babes with curls. They might even let you play with their hair... just ask first.

Angie Savage (babeskickass.com)

Bee (suicidegirls.com)

Allura (suicidegirls.com)

Bridget Banks (nudeunion.com)

Colada (suicidegirls.com)

Evelyn Lory (babe-lounge.com)

Jamie Lynn (thebabelog.com)

Kristina (nudebabes.ws)

Monique Madison (kellyfind.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bring Me The Ass Of Jamie Lynn (Or, "Stroker Ass")

Gram Ponante — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:55:09 EDT

Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker.

Let's forget for a moment that something so disembodied can even be associated with the delicious Penthouse Pet it was modeled from. For now, let's just look at Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker for what it purports to be: a reasonable simulation of her anal dimensions.

Myself, I was able to get a thumb and my index and middle fingers in there. After that I think Ms. Elle would have found it difficult. But it felt about right.

Since I get these things for free (thanks, Topco!), I wasn't too aware of comparative price points, so I wasn't able to determine whether a vaginal/regional was as or more expensive than the specific model quivering on my fingertips. What I wanted to know was what made one preferable to the other.

I asked a neighbor in the next office, a director of thoughtful mainstream coming of age films.

"If you were 14 and couldn't get a real person," I asked, "would you rather a big doll, a combo ass and pussy, or something like this tube?"

To his credit, he didn't reply that at 14 he wouldn't have needed anything other than ambient oxygen and 45 seconds. Instead, he gave the best answer of all:

"I would want the smallest thing possible to hide from my mother," he said.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy Jamie Lynn's Anal Stroker (sensualadvisor.com)