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Who Says You Shouldn't Stop For Hitchhikers?

Evelyn Leigh — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:30:00 EST

In a magical place called Europe, women walk along the highway naked looking to do sexual favors for motorists. No really, they totally do.

Just look at this education video we recently dug up. Two Europeans set off to find some women, and they find something better (and ten times easier): a naked woman hitchhiking along the side of the highway—one who's more than eager to please. So remember: if you ever find yourself cruising Europe, make sure to brake for those naked hitchhikers! They're guaranteed to make your trip worthwhile.

· Roadside anal assistance (full video at pornhub.com)

Flesh Flicks: Well Connected

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:49:54 EDT

A good gangster never takes his gun off. Ever. Not even when his moll decides to go down on him in the mafia employee washroom. OK, we're getting ahead of ourselves: perhaps it's wrong to assume that the guy speaking Italian and wearing nothing but a wife beater and a holster is somehow connected to the mob. That's cultural stereotyping at its lowest level. On the other hand, only a made man (or a pornstar) could meet a chick this hot and not have to come out that bathroom with just his dick in his hand ...

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· "gangster and girlfriend" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Beware Of "The Beast In Space!"

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:29:34 EDT

In 1975, European movie audiences were enthralled by "The Beast," an erotic horror film about a young woman ravished by a mysterious cloven footed manimal. Then a few years later, "Star Wars" came out and someone had the genius-level brainstorm, "What if The Beast ... was in space?" That's how you end up with this sci-fi erotic adventure, just re-released on DVD by Severin Films (the fine folks who brought you "Malabimba" and "The Sister of Ursula.") We'll have a full review of the film for you soon, but for now here's a little taste of what happens when Italian "spaghetti sci-fi" meets lurid French hardcore. With evil, mineral-hoarding robots!

· The Beast in Space (XXX Version) (severin-films.com)

"The Sister Of Ursula": And You Thought Malabimba Was Bad?

Jonnobot — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:05:09 EDT

Don't let that ritzy Mediterranean seaside resort setting and swinging theme music ("Looooooooooooooooove!") fool you: Ursula's sister is every bit as bad to the bone as a certain other of her sisters in sleaze that we introduced you to a while back. Unfortunately, we've watched the trailer for Severin Films' new DVD release of the 1978 giallo cinema classic "The Sister Of Ursula" about a dozen times and we still can't figure out who she is. Is she the masturbating brunette who pulls a sparkly silver chain out of her pussy? The one whose lover gets his throat slit during a hayloft rendezvous? Or the blonde who does a naked go-go dance in the mirror and winds up on her knees before a mysterious stranger? (Or are those even three different actresses?) Guess we'll just have to watch the whole movie to find out. Good thing the trailer left out the whole subplot about the "psychotic killer who tears women to pieces with a phallus of massive proportions" like it says in the press release. Then we'd really be confused.

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)

Previously: Sleaze From The 70s: "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore", "Malabimba" Really Is A Malicious Whore!, The Triumphant Return Of "Black Emanuelle", "Bat Pussy" Wants To Be Free

2008 Naked Calendar(io) Mania!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:21:50 EST

Can you believe that 2008 is nearly upon us and there are dozens, perhaps hundreds, of sexy babe calendars that we have yet to chronicle? Fortunately, we can cover almost all of them with this post thanks to CalendarioMania, which is Italian for "We are obsessed with sexy babe calendars." (We told you those Italians were crazy about dates.) Melita Toniolo here is one of the babes whose high quality monthly odysseys you can discover there, and they even have archives of previous years, should you find yourself in need of a hot photo while time traveling. Now if only we could skip over these next two weeks and avoid all that egg nog and singing ...

· Calendario Mania - 2008 Calendars (more @ calendariomania.com)

Previoulsy: 2008 Calendar Watch