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At Last, The Reincarnation Of Savita Bhabhi!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books.

Even though the Indian government isn't too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would fit right in with their brand of erotic literature. The first book is "Bollywood in Love- les Aventures de Savita Bhabhi," 96 pages of glorious, glossy comic book porn. While Amazon.com may not carry it, their French counterpart does. Oh, France. You're so helpful!

· Savita Bhabhi finds asylum in France! (hindustantimes.com)
· Savita Bhabhi's new internet home: Kirtu.com (kirtu.com)

Pooja Missra Brings The Sexy Back To India...In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

India may have lost its only pornstar, but at least Pooja Misrra worked hard to give the country a sexy calendar. Hey, you win some, you lose some, right? (indiepepal.com, more photos here)

Savita Bhabhi Is Dead, Long Live Savita Bhabhi

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India's first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife.

What was it that felled the buxom, bored housewife? Nothing more than plain old censorship: the Indian government—who were none too keen on Savita's rampant sexuality—banned the site from India's interwebs (being American, we can still see her just fine).

Of course, this is India we're talking about—India, the birthplace of Hinduism—so we suppose there's always a chance that lovely Savita will return to the people in a reincarnated form. For the sake of all her fans, we've got our fingers crossed.

· India Mourns the Death of Savita Bhabhi (indipepal.com)
· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com)

India For All Seasons

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We always heard that India was lovely in the spring...and what do you know, she is! We're pretty sure she's lovely in the autumn and winter... though she might be a little too hot for us in the summer (girls in bikinis have been known to be dangerous!).

· (zootoday.com)

Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com)

India Shows Us Her Treasures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Oh, India, it's so nice to see you again—you're looking every bit as lovely as the day we first met. And just as topless, too, we're pleased to see. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Meet The New Babes On The Block

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

The flowers are blooming here in New York, and as our thoughts turn to springtime, we can't help but think of another sort of blossoming—the development of a busty young lass into a ladmag star.

In this week's installment of Nuts, the editors have kindly gathered up some of Britain's best budding stars. True, some of them aren't brand spankin' new—but we think you'll agree they're all quite sexy.

· Britain's Sexiest New Boobs - Nuts Mag 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

Explore India Without Leaving Your House

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:30:01 EDT

We're still trying to figure out if XTube's luvlyindia is actually India the pornstar posting hot videos of herself and her sexploits... or just a really dedicated hoaxster bent on deceiving us all.

If it is the real India, we greatly appreciate her service to XTubekind, and her willingness to share herself with all of us. And if it's not the real India... well, we still appreciate India's willingness to share herself with all of us. And, ahem, her wonderful body. And her willingness to perform a little, er, oral service.

· Me Doing A BJ (xtube.com)
· luvlyindia's profile (xtube.com)

Savita Bhabhi, Corrupter Of Youth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:15:35 EDT

We thought Savita Bhabhi was just a desperate cartoon Indian housewife looking to get laid. Turns out that she's actually an evil influence who's bent on corrupting the youth of India—"worse than the worst pornographic sites." Oops! Well, we won't make that mistake again. (ciol.com)

Savita Bhabhi: A Passage To Indian Comic Book Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT

What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India's first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we're not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we'll take their word for it. Bhabhi is "an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law," which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you've ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job?

· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com, via Blography)

· "Savita Bhabi: India's 'first' virtual porn star" (Yahoo! India)

Play amateur skin sleuth and decide for...

Jonnobot — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:40:20 EST

Play amateur skin sleuth and decide for yourself whether Indian actress Indira Varma and Met Art model Juman really are one and the same. We doubt you'll come to any conclusion, but we can guarantee you'll have a fun time comparing. (steami.com)

India discovers the "fuck buddy." So even...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:00:15 EST

India discovers the "fuck buddy." So even our booty calls are being outsourced now? (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

Whenever we start feeling concerned that...

Fleshbot — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:39:43 EST

Whenever we start feeling concerned that we spend way too much time obsessing over things like celebrity nip slips and panty flashes, we must needs only head over to the Times Of India to put things in cross-cultural perspective. Reading headline news about Bollywood actresses exposing their backs makes us feel a little less pervy about getting all wound up over the latest sideboob sighting. (Or, uh, not.) (movies.indiatimes.com)

Congratulations to Punjabi pornstar Sunny...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:41:45 EST

Congratulations to Punjabi pornstar Sunny Leone who apparently enjoyed her first boy/girl scene so much she decided to marry the boy! Even the folks back in the old country are proud of Sunny and Matt, "the only male with whom she has enacted the sex act for a film." Awww ... (sify.com)

Flesh Flicks: Indian Porn Is Comfortably Familiar

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:05:54 EDT

The differences between a standard Hollywood picture and its usual Bollywood counterpart are so dramatic that you only have to watch a film for about 30 seconds to know that it was produced in India. (You know, aside from the all-Indian cast and the subtitles.) But what about Indian porn? Is it as flamboyant and outrageous as its mainstream cousin? Well, if this clip is representative of other porn movies produced for that market (and we have no reason to suspect that it is) the answer is a definite no. It's got the same positions, same tanlines, and the same outdoor pool setting that you would find in any Porn Valley production. Not there's anything wrong with that, but would it have killed them to put in a over-the-top musical number?

· "Beautiful Indian Girl (Megarotic)

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Indians are outraged that someone would...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:40:21 EDT

Indians are outraged that someone would take video of a woman's nude protest march and put it on a porn website. They're blaming it on some "pervert," but sadly they aren't talking about us. (dnaindia.com)

Speaking of whores (the good kind), Nalini...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:32:32 EDT

Speaking of whores (the good kind), Nalini Jameela's "The Autobiography of a Sex Worker," which scandalized India a few years ago by portraying prostitutes as if they were actually, you know, human, has been translated into English. We still might have to hold out for the book on tape. (business-standard.com)

A "credit cooperative" in India is helping...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:33:10 EDT

A "credit cooperative" in India is helping sex workers actually keep and save the money they earn. Maybe they should go work for that mortgage broker brothel and help them straighten out their finances. (hindustantimes.com)

Sari Secrets

Fleshbot — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:26:08 EDT

As far as indigenous articles of clothing go, saris don't usually rank quite as high in their sexiness quotient as, say, the bikini or the Brazilian thong. (Maybe all those yards and yards of fabric might have something to do with it?) Membership site Sari Secrets, however, aims to change all that via a combination of "sexy clothing, beautiful women, and inspired photography"; while there's a tantazlizing assortment of preview pics on view, members will be treated to two full updates a week featuring Indian and Western models peeling off the layers to reveal all the luscious curves that lurk beneath those saris, lenghas, and ghagra cholis. (Er, whatever those are; presumably members will get a crash course on all the varieties of Indian-inflected women's clothing ensembles as part of the bargain.) You'll never look at subcontinental fashions in quite the same way again!

· Sari Secrets (sarisecrets.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: Desi Babes, Indian MMS Porn Scandals, India Times Babes

Good news! You can totally promise to marry...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:30:43 EDT

Good news! You can totally promise to marry a girl in order to get sex and then not get in trouble when you break your promise after the orgasm. Hey, if people had to stand behind everything they say when trying to get laid, uh ... no one would ever get laid. (hindu.com)