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Noemi Olah's (Almost) The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Noemi Olah has a beautiful face, perfect body, and a kick ass golf cart. What more could we want out of a woman? Oh yeah, it would help if she were in America instead of Hungary. (But other than that...)

Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)
Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)
Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)
Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)
Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)
Noemi Olah (dailypoa.com)

"Sex With Sandra Shine": Well, If You Insist...

Gram Ponante — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Sandra Shine represents one of Hungary's greatest exports: the Girls-Only porn performer. The exotic and all-natural man-avoider often appears in international editions of Penthouse as well as the films of Viv Thomas. Let's watch her in action after the gap.

Just look at Shine pleasuring herself atop crisp Budapest linens, each movement saying, "I can have as many bears, bunnies, and Gunds on this bed as I want and never have to worry about the seat being left up."

In this compilation, we see Shine with several delicious Eurohotties in a sort of coffee and cigarettes version of Abby Winters but with the impression that Shine & Co. will then go to the disco and listen to their original cast recordings of "Chess" until 3 a.m. rather than flash their mannish underpants at the Abos.

Shine teams with Eve Angel, Sophie Moone, Stella Stevens, and Lisa. We also get to see Shine on (you crazy) Mya Diamond and, speaking of Pink Floyd, Vera for steamy, tribby pairings in jeans, in apartments, by the pool, in the pool, and in and out of lingerie (but mostly in, because there are no dudes around to tear that shit off).

Sexy Is As Sexy Does... And Voksan Virag Sure Does Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Magazine/website Sexy.hu has a, ahem, sexy spread of Voksan Virag. Lucky for them, we're way too distracted by Voksan's assets to notice that it's kind of dumb to call a magazine Sexy.hu.

· Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag Topless For Sexy Mag 05/09 (dailypoa.com)

Dora Knows Her Way Around The Hard Parts

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Oh Dora, you can work on our machinery any time you like. Or just stand naked by it, that works too.

· Sexy Torok Dora Topless In CKM Magazine 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

Understanding Viki Lenkei (And Her Beautiful Body)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Regrettably, our high school did not offer Hungarian as a foreign language option, so we're only able to guess at Viki Lenkei's answers to these no doubt deeply penetrating CKM questions.

But since we are just guessing, we're going to assume that Viki is telling her lad mag fans that she's a moody intellectual with a taste for fine wine, sci-fi films, and, of course, a passionate addiction to reading Fleshbot.

Oh Viki, you're making us blush! You know, we think you're pretty swell too!

· Lenkei Viki nude pictures in CKM (2damnhot.com)

Szandra Ohidi: Custom Built For Maximum Hotness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Is there something that they put in the water to make Hungarian girls so incredibly hot? And is there any way that we could import that special something to the US?

· Ohidi Szandra - CKM March -2009 (Hungary) (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)

Angela Filipiak Feels The Need For Speed... And Toplessness

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Try as we do to keep up with all the videogame news, we can't always stay on top of game-related stories (well, ones that don't involve virtual sex with Ashlynn Brooke, at least).

So we apologize for our delay in discovering this CKM promo for "Need for Speed: Undercover"—clearly, any game that gets Angela Filipiak to take off her top has to be a game worth our attention (she wouldn't do that for just any videogame, right?)

· Angela Filipiak CKM - March 2009 (3-2009) Poland (premiumbabes.blogspot.com)
· EA ponownie robi nagą sesję do Need for Speed (polygamia.pl)

Égerházy Zsanett Maintains The Fragile Amero-Hungarian Peace

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

There are some things we may never understand about the Hungarians—like why they insist on putting their last names first—but as long as they keep exporting beauties like Égerházy Zsanett, we can live in harmony.

· Hungarian Model Égerházy Zsanett Topless - FHM Hungary 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

A Girl This Beautiful Can Go By Whatever Name She Wants

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hungarian topless star Fogarasy Mariann (or Mariann Fogarasy, to us English speakers) has us so tongue-tied and speechless, we can't even start to think about how to properly pronounce her name.

There's just something about boobs that gets us every time.

· Model Fogarasy Mariann’s Perfect Rack In CKM 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

High School Teacher Strips For Students

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:30:05 EDT

We spent many hours of our high school days idly wishing that we might one day be granted a glimpse of our most crushworthy teachers' goodies. Alas, we were never so lucky: all our educator Crush Objects kept things firmly under wraps. If only we'd been born a few years later, and in Hungary, we could have been a part of this lucky class of high school students, who wound up treated to a surprise strip show by their hot young teacher. Man, some people just have all the luck.

· Sexy prof strips for students (thesun.co.uk)

Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:01:33 EDT

Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous of Hungary and their seeming surplus of saucy babes. All this and goulash too? That just doesn't seem fair. (cameltap.com)

Hello there, Levai Adrienn. We never were...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:55:45 EDT

Hello there, Levai Adrienn. We never were much for sailing, but after spending a little time for you we're definitely feeling a mast in our jib sail ... if you catch our drift. (dailypoa.com)

As part of an investigation into the finances...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:00:36 EDT

As part of an investigation into the finances of adult filmmaker Ferenc Hopka, Hungarian tax investigators are being forced to watch his entire oeuvre. The tax investigators hope to determine whether or not Hopka's claimed tax allowances were really spent on furnishing his sets; let's hope they're able to pay enough attention to what's going on in the background to find out. (ananova.com, thumbnail via goldengate.hu)

Boob Hungry In Hungary

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:05:02 EDT

If you had a gaggle of big breasted models and some leftover frequent flier miles, what would you do with them? You'd probably take them to Hungary, of course! Because the only thing better than staring at giant boobs is staring at giant boobs while slurping down a big pot of goulash. Yummy! (bigboobsalert.com + xfanz.com)

Viv Thomas' Jo Is The Hottest Babe ... This Year

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:00:25 EDT

You know how people like to say that the AVN Awards are the Oscars of porn? Well, Viv Thomas' Babe Of The Year contest is like the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year for European porn—or at least for the European porn that's produced by Mr. Thomas, and except that the ceremony is a lot shorter and you don't end up losing all your money at the craps table afterward. While the company awarded itself several other prizes during a gala evening in Budapest last week the one that really matters is the Babe of the Year, which went to the simply-named Jo, a seven-year member of Viv Thomas' team of Eastern European superbabes. (That's her on the left, with last year's winner Nella.) Was the awards party as glamorous or melon-scented as a week at the Sands Expo Center? Maybe not, but judging by the photo gallery below the attendees sure look happy and well-rested. Which is more than we can say for half of the people in Vegas.

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· VivThomas (vivthomas.com)
· Babe of the Year (babe-of-the-year.com)

Previously: Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially)

As Polgar Krisztin ably demonstrates, the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:25:38 EDT

As Polgar Krisztin ably demonstrates, the Hungarians are making great strides in babe technology and may soon take control of the European Union. Do you think this will finally end that Cold War everyone was talking about? (cameltap.com)

Aside from being "one of the most famous...

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:20:45 EDT

Aside from being "one of the most famous female DJs in the world", Hungarian hottie Niki Belucci is also a former gymnastics star and was nominated for an AVN Award a couple of years ago for Female Foreign Performer of the Year. She's best known to us here at Fleshbot, however, for looking really really good topless. In fact, you might even say that her other achievements pale in comparison. (areaticino.com)

We knew it was only a matter of time before...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:51:39 EST

We knew it was only a matter of time before someone with more ambition—and more knowledge of Hungarian—would dig up more information on the policewoman-pornstar Livia Kovacs. OK, so it's pretty much just blurry screen caps and more indecipherable letters, but at least we know we didn't just dream the whole thing. (borsonline.hu, via pestiside.hu + adultfyi.com)

We're dying to know more about former Budapest...

Jonnobot — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:55:36 EST

We're dying to know more about former Budapest policewoman Livia Kovacs, who's following in the proud tradition of law enforcement officers who dabble in porn on the side ... and who lose their day jobs because of it. How come we never get pulled over by cops like that? (Xbiz)

Hello, Szatmari Bea. We knew there was a...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:04 EDT

Hello, Szatmari Bea. We knew there was a reason why FHM would want to publish a version of their magazine in Hungarian, and we think we've found it. (the-feeding-tube.com)