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Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:55 EDT

Everyone knows that the difference between "erotica" and "porn" is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you're shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye view to make your final product look as good as the professional kind? Here's one solution: build your own homemade dildo cam! With a little glue, a few wires and some good old fashioned ingenuity, you can take viewers on a ride on that train as it enters the tunnel. (Note: Actually installing a camera in one's scrotum is still best left to the pros.)

· DIY Dildo Cam (homemade-sex-toys.com)

Trudi Blu's Nude Photo Blog Reveals (Almost) All!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:09:47 EDT

What do you get when a bored wife with a cameraphone meets the anonymity of the internet and a free Blogspot account? Aanother chronicle of self-shot nudie pics that reminds you what real amateurs do when they feel like showing off. Trudi Blu is just a gal with a camera and a dream—and a nice pair of breasts that she enjoys putting on display. So what if it looks like she doesn't have a head? You spent half of your puberty trying to get a look at anything below the neck, so now that you have what you wanted it's not the time to get greedy.

· Trudi Blu Naked (trudiblunaked.blogspot.com, via Indie Nudes)

Sure, we've all made amateur porn ... but...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:55:59 EST

Sure, we've all made amateur porn ... but was it any good? Maybe you need some pointers to turn your shaky handheld dreams into box office gold. The first tip: Start by being really, really, really good looking. (canoe.ca)

Flesh Flicks: Night Moves

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:55:25 EDT

Since we're feeling so unprofessional today, we figured we'd continue with the handheld bedroom antics of the couple upstairs that is always keeping you up at night. One of the problems with the "amateur" trend is that some folks like to pass off regular old porn shoots as the "real" thing, by giving their films that independent look and feel. We feel reasonably certain that this one is authentic, however, because how many people on the entire planet have ever used Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" to set the mood? Trust us when we say you will never hear any Bullet Bob tune on a Porn Valley soundtrack ... although "Like A Rock" would make an obvious DVD title.

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· "Homemade Hottie" (Megarotic)

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If there's one thing we can count on from...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:06:22 EDT

If there's one thing we can count on from Slashdong's qDot, it's that if he has a machine and it can vibrate, chances are he's going to find a way to fuck it. That's the kind of devotion and ingenuity that made this country great. (slashdong.org)

Flesh Flicks: Amateur Status?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:07:02 EDT

Are there any amateurs out there who are still truly amateurs? The last time we thought we caught a couple that was just videotaping themselves for fun, it turned out that they might have been on the take. We remember when it used to just be about the sex. And the exhibitionism. And the voyeurs getting off on it. But it definitely wasn't about the money! We hope this couple has shared these clips for all the right reasons, and not some tawdry financial gain. The world doesn't need more you-know-whos.

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· Homemade Movie Part 1 + Part 2 (Shufuni)

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